Please read my interview on Jo Boobs BURLESQUE Daily!

I feel so neato! Thanks Jo for putting my craziness out there!

I am THRILLED tgo be MC'ing Teaseorama this weekend at Bimbos!

I just heard from my pal Loopy Lorna from Glasgow-
Kitten on the Keys is mentioned in a cool article with Dita von teese.

Also look for Kitten on the Kets at Cabaret Lunatique with El Vez Sat Oct 11th !

xxxooo
KITTEN

TEASEORAMA


"The Best of The Best in New Burlesque"
Announces TEASE-O-RAMA 2008 – one night ONLY in PORTLAND!
Presented by
Zumanity™ – The Sensual Side of Cirque Du Soleil
In Association with Hustler Hollywood
Good Gals Inc. and BUST Magazine

Tease-O-Rama—The World's PREMIERE International Burlesque Showcase and Convention— will be in Seattle for one night only! All the Glamour and Excitement you've come to expect from Tease-O-Rama—only MORE of it! Featuring: Dirty Martini (NYC), Catherine D'Lish (LA), The Devil-Ettes (SF), Michelle L'amour (Chicago), Lola the Vamp (Austrilia), Legend of Burlesque Satan's Angel, Northwest talent including Miss Indigo Blue, Tana the Tattooed Lady, Pervy Princesses, Sahara Dunes, Hottie McNaughty, Bella Beretta and many more burlesque cuties and your host for the evening directly from her European tour Kitten on the Keys!

The Brightest Stars in the Glittering Galaxy of burlesque return for "The Best of The Best in New Burlesque!" Jaw-dropping entertainment by night, "How to" classes by day! See the show this year—BE the show next year!

PRESS INQUIRIES, PECULIAR INFORMATION, AND JUST PLAIN DON'T KNOW WHO TO TALK TO:
Baby Doe
teaseorama2008@...
http://www.teaseorama.com

I have more exciting out of town shows to do!
One is in Liverpool on the 14th of August and the other is in Leeds Aug 2oth! Leeds will be a whole PUSSY themed event-exciting and right up my alley if you know what I mean!

I am so LUCKY these kind ladies wanna hire me to come to their towns to spread the Kitty Glitter Gospel!
THANKS!

I have been in Scotland for a couple of weeks now.....WHAT a gorgeous fun place.
Grateful to be here...thanks to Comedy on the Square. I have to do 2 shows a day with them.
Sometimes there is not audience but I have to travel one hour in and out each monring....OUCH!

I love where I am staying-my lovely friend Paul Darkstones has a beautifyl cottage off a manor
home in Pennicuik outside of Edinburgh. Getting to the shows on time is crazy because I am WAY in the country.
I have to walk down a foresty lane to a pasture and then to the bus stop in the middle of no where!
There are sheep along the walk and I love it.
I really could not be doing this if it were not for Paul ......

I took him to see the Tiger Lillies 7 Deadly Sins last night in the Spiegelgarden.
Loved the music and some of the acting a whole bunch. I love the band so much ever since Shockheaded Peter hit San francisco @ ACT...that was forever ago! Tonight they came to see their friend Ophelia Bitz in the Marquee de Sideshow and they got to hear me too! A bit of a struggle with the drunks but HEY nice to know your heros appreciate what you do.

Been meeting some fantatsic people. Frodo and Louise from Rhymes With Purple in Glasgow are fantatsic VERY talented folks who put on the Dr Sketchy's One Year Anniversary with the creatrix herself- Molly Crabapple-it was amazing to meet her.
Such a lovely and talented woman....wow! I got to hang with Carrie Glitter Critter who is always so good to me!I have been seeing my sweet Missy Malone here and there but not enough of her!
We have not been together since the DAMNED Twisted Cabaret tour in winter 07.

I was a guest of the ROCKIN' Ministry Of Burlesque 3 whole nights in a row! Thanks to Kittie and James and their posse of SUPER talented guests and friends I had an awesome time. The treated me with respect and kindess-plus they are just fun to hang with!
Dolores Delight was a "delight" to be with-she is super filthy dirty fun. So great to meet cool folks!

The Burlesque has been mixed-some really awesome stuff and some hmmmmm so so stuff. Kinda just like in the States.
Oh and Ophelia and I commented on ALL of the damn ukes...too many at the FRINGE! Not everyone can do a good job with them.

So far I have done a zillion shows: Sideshow (popped my Finge Cherry-thanks Paul L Martin), Bongo Club twice once as Compere!, Amazing Now You Can Juggle at the Zoo, All Star Comedy and Magic from SF, Minsirty of Burlesque High tease @ the Voodoo Rooms, Glasgow Dr Sketchy's Birthday, the Marquee de Sideshow and Hellfire Club....phew...tons of cool stuff!

First CD Baby and now-the UNIVERSE!

Finally my music is avilable on iTUNES-----
all those antique rarities had to be cleared and it took over a year.

So-
Kitty Muffins
(It's Not A) Pretty Princess Day
Saltry Meat Girl

are available on iTUNES , Napster, Rhapsody etc....
DOWNLOAD ME!
(and if you already have these CD's or songs...please write a review for me so other folks
might like it too! THANKS!)


Yipppeeeee

Kitten will be at the deYoung Musuem 5/2 w/ Velocity Circus
5/8 MC's Little Minsky's Third B-day Party all star cast
5/17 Solo show RRR Guernville Women's Weekend
5/18 MC BOMBSHELL Night Geurnville Alotta Boutte, Twilight Vixen's, Vixen Noir

5/31 Ad Werth Festival Closing Party UTRECHT. Netherlands

June-June20th Teatro Napoli Italy

AHHHHHHH

I can finally say that I am gonna go to a DIFFERENT country soon.
I guess it will be good to get away from here.
It is not fun in SF........So I guess I need a fun outlet.

http://www.teatrofestivalitalia.it/burlesque.html

Mi Mi le Meaux looks lovely in that picture. I sure hope her foot heals soon!
Many famous European STARS will be in the show! Kinda exciting!

I have been trying all week to make my MY SPACE look nice and presentable-getting
all the bells and whistles that take too long to upload-I hate that!

My pal Carrie sent me the cutest paper ephemera!

I also went out a lot this week...between working and actually leaving the HOUSE!
PLAYED FOR VINSANTOS, went to Tingle Tangle, wrote Dixie Evans a letter ( I miss her!)


Looking forward to my photo shoot with Jim Feierra next week!
He is my fave!

ooops...somehow I used the same picture twice!

For the Birmingham UK SHOW I plan on seeing Monty my pal who plays keyboards in the DAMNED!
Nice to know someone from the tour is coming out to see me perform.
That was so so so so FUN!

Captain Sensible as Susy Lollipop with Mi Mi le Meaux, Missy Malone, and Kitten.

The Twisted Cabaret Girls throw an AWESOME party in Cambridge! It's the whole GANG!
Captain, Monty, Dave Vanian and the TWISTED GIRLS!

WHEW-
Long time no Blog.
I have beenn doing a lot of shows here and there. Some fun...some not so fun.
When your homelife sucks....it can bleed over into your work-which is really bad.
Performing is usually such an awesome escape for me!

I leave for the UK tommorrow!
WOW-I cannot wait.
I metv this really great woman named who booked me for a 1920's party for her University.
Everyone knows how much I love the Tin Pan Alley era!
Gonna be a blast.
I cannot be naughty though-that's OK!

I have friends comming down from Scotland to hang out with!

Then I perform at the GLEE Club in Birmingham thanks to Al and Saffron of Candy Box Burlesque!
They are wonderful folks who do so much for the community!
This is the 3rd time there-but this will be a solo act!

YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kitten on the Keys new photos from FRANCE by Gerald Chaubaud!


That seems like a ZILLION years ago.......

xxxooo
KITTEN

WOW=
The day is so rainy! I know it rains harder other places in the world but this is crazy for San Francisco. I wonder what Ocean Beach looks like. Houses are gonna slide and trees are gonna crash.
I have not blogged in a long time-since the summer. My internet connection was too slow.
I adored the UK...the Twisted Cabaret Of The Damned was a success and everyone was nice to me. The age and fat thing for some reason does not apply in the UK. Very refreshing.
Enjoyed my time with Mi Mi le Meaux (foreinor sing OFF!) and Missy Malone from Scotland. (piiiiiiiiink cooooooooooter and TSP....I love that stinky burney stuff. My skin clears up the pimples so much faster now!

The New Year was fun ...I was in San Diego playing and then I met up with my pal Jaye.

Enjoy the pictures from the Twisted Cabaret...roadies, Mi Mi and Pinch, Missy , Captain Sensible's smacked pink ass and MORE!

Old funny photo of Sugar Baby Doll aka Sugar Babylon.
Kat Bjelland, Courtney Love, Jennifer Finch and Suzanne Ramsey aka Kitten on the Keys.
I actually get thanked too.....and afterc all of these years Courtney told everyone I died. HMMMMM My fingers still work!

Howdy doodle pals!
I am thrilled to be this weeks interview on Lili von Schtupp and Chris Beyond's
fab burlesque podcast!

www.myspace.com/burlesquepodcast

Here are the direct links:

The website link:

http://www.burlesquepodcast.com

The link to subscribe at iTunes:

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?
id=261606217&s=143441

Happy listening!
XXXXOOO
KITTEN

Vinsantos

Saturday October 27, 2007
Dark Cabaret Artist Extroirdinaire Vinsantos
has been having a series in San Francisco called
MACABARET in time for the Samhain Season.
The last show in this series in Saturday night!

Kitten on the Keys alter ego "Suzanne Ramsey" will be playing piano in the band,
singing her own twisted love songs and MORE!

VINSANTOS October, 27 2007 at VOICE FACTORY
1519 MISSION ST @ South Van Ness , SAN FRANCISCO
with special guests
FAUXNIQUE fabulous dancer
SUZANNE RAMSEY (aka Kitten on the Keys)
JILL TRACY...Amazing pianist and vocalist
doors at 7 for music and drinks,,,show at 8!
17.00 online in advance and 21.00 day of show
brown paper tickets

www.myspace.com/vinsantos
www.alightawakeinside.com

Mi Mi Le Meaux Burlesque from San Diego
Missy Malone Burlesque from Scotland
Kitten on the Keys Musical Hi Jinks and MC
and a lucky local talent showcase winner on the UK dates-
Open for Legendary Punk Band THE DAMNED in the UK 11/28 -12/20 in their production The Damned Twisted Cabaret.
www.officialdamned.com
http://www.myspace.com/officialdamned

See you in the UK and Ireland!
XXXXOOO
KITTEN

Suzanne Ramsey >^..^<
Kitten on the Keys
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
Piano, Ukulele,Accordion, Variety Artist, Vocalist
and much MORE!
http://www.kittymusic.com

New Candybox Burlesque in Brimingham UK Site for Videos!

http://www.veoh.com/channels/thecandybox

Kitten on the Keys portion of Yankee Doodle Candy:

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1184460qTd7p7HG

Enjoy the links!
XXXXOOO
KITTEN and thanks to Carrie for the videos!

Fernet Branca, In association with SF Weekly, Crunch Fitness, and Bust
Magazine present…

Tease-O-Rama 2007!

A Daring, Dazzling Galaxy of Buxom Beauties and Forbidden Women in a Riot
Mirth and Medley!

FEATURING! The Incredible Catherine D’Lish! Tantalizing Troupes from
Around The World! Seductive Solo Sirens and Dazzling Duos! Vintage Vixens
of Burlesque! Comedy! Music! Mayhem! Possibly even…Madness!

SEE: 200 Magnificent Specimens of Humanity overcome by rapture and hurl
their clothing to the ground!

Tease-O-Rama 2007! Dozens of Delicious, Delectable, Dancing Darlings and
Teaming Torrid Temptresses of Tease! It’s Gals and Gags Galore! Old
Fashioned Burlesque as YOU like it!

Adults Only!

What: Tease-O-Rama 2007! Four Incredible Nights Of Glitz, Glamour, and
Non-Stop Spectacle!

Where: Bimbo’s 365 Club, 1025 Columbus Ave in North Beach

When: Showcase: Friday and Saturday October 5th- 6th , show 8PM



Other Tease-O-Rama Weekend Events Include….

** Tease-O-Rama Daytime Events and Convention Activities !
WHAT: Daytime Convention Classes and Activities! Our daytime convention
activities provide opportunities for performers, future performers,
enthusiasts, scholars and curious bystanders to learn more about burlesque
old and new.

WHERE: SF Art Institute, 800 Chestnut Street, San Francisco - just around
the corner from Bimbo’s 365 Club in the heart of North Beach

WHEN: Saturday October 6th starting at 10:30am

HOW MUCH: most classes $7, $5 with student ID


** Tease-O-Rama Meet and Mingle!

WHAT: Tease-O-Rama Meet 'N' Mingle, Shake and Shimmy with the stars of
Tease-O-Rama, the only weekend-long convention dedicated to performers and
fans of the new burlesque! DJ dance party , Meet 'N'Mingle, and surprise
performances! (Tunes courtesy of Bardot A Go Go!)

WHEN: Thursday October 4, 2007, Doors for public at 9 pm

WHERE: The Rickshaw Stop, San Francisco
VIP and press reception 7-9 pm, press r.s.v.p to: info@teaseorama.com

HOW MUCH: $5 cover

** Tease-O-Rama Movie Night!
WHAT: Ann-Margaret in KITTEN WITH A WHIP (1964)?Viva La Vamp! See
everyone's favorite femme fatale Ann-Margaret as a teasing teenager
terrorizing John Forsythe in this sexy, steamy drama of delinquency and
desperation! Hosted by Will the Thrill and Monica, Tiki Goddess!

WHERE: AT THE CERRITO SPEAKEASY THEATER?- 10070 San Pablo Avenue, El
Cerrito, 94530?www.cerritospeakeasy.com
WHEN: Sunday October 7th, 5pm

HOW MUCH: $8


++++++++++++++++++

Photos available Upon Request
Baby Doe: info@teaseorama.com

Visit: www.teaseorama.com


Introducing your 2007 Tease-O-Rama Emcee:
Kitten on the Keys

Featuring: Catherine D’Lish!

Vintage Vixens of Burlesque!
Dixie Evan’s from the Burlesque Hall of Fame
Satan’s Angel
Isis Starr
Holiday O’Hara

Tantalizing Troupes!
The Devil-Ettes - SF
Murasaki Babydoll - Japan
Hot Pink Feathers - SF
The Von Foxies - Seattle
Panty Raid! - Nashville
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang – SF
Cock T's - SF
Scenic Sisters - SF
Diamond Daggers - SF
Scandalesque - AZ
SF Boylesque - SF
Myths and Legends Dance Company - Orange County, CA
Twilight Vixen Revue - SF
Clandestine – SF
Thrillpeddlers - SF

Seductive Solo Sirens and Dazzling Duos!
Kitten deVille - LA
Kalani Kokonuts - Las Vegas
Violet Eva - Japan
Chica Boom – Seattle
Cherry Typhoon - Japan
Michelle L'amour - Chicago
Jo Boobs - NYC
Kitty Diggins - LA
Mimi Le Meaux - San Diego
Cardinal Cyn - Austin
Desire D'Amour - Tucson
Vivienne VaVoom - Denver
Miss Delirium Tremens – NYC
Roky Roulette - SF
Delilah - UK
Kellita - SF
Amber Ray - NYC
Reverend Spooky LeStrange - New Orleans
Miss Eva von Slut - SF
Tigger! - NYC
Alotta Boutte - SF
Sparkly Devil - SF
Lolita Haze - AZ
Evie - LA
Ophelia Coeur de Noir & Gorilla X - SF
Charlotte La Belle Araignee - LA
Lady Monster - SF
Miss Marion - Paris
Mad V Dog - SF
Bella Beratta - LA
Pinchbottom Burlesque - NYC
Fanny Fitztightlee - Denver
Honey Lulu - UK
Peekaboo Pointe - NYC
Esperanza - SF
Ming Dynatease - LA
Waxie Moon - Seattle
Dottie Lux and Glenn Marla - NYC
Kitty Crimson - Denver
Vivian Velvet - Chicago
Anna Bells and Joshie Jingles - LA
Bobbie Burlesque - LA
Fanny Tastic - Chicago
Bombshell Betty - SF
Miss Jezebel Express - NYC
Imogen Kelly – Austrialia
Miz Ginger Snapz - Seattle
Lily Le Rouge - SF
Coconuts - SF
Michelle La Roche – Pasadena
Pookie Patootie - NYC

DJ’s for the weekend include: Pink Frankenstein, Brother Grimm and Cali
Kid all from Bardot A Go Go!

+++++++++++++++

Photos available Upon Request
Baby Doe: info@teaseorama.com

Visit: www.teaseorama.com
Location: Bimbos 365 Club

http://www.youtube.com/glamglittercritter

THANKS!
Kitten goes CRAZEEEEEEEEEE in the UK.
Thanks to Candy Box!
Such an amazing night!
With Dirty Martini
Imelda May singing 4 Palookaville
Msyti Vine
Misss Exotic World 2007 Immodisty Blaze
Missy Malone
Candied Heels
Leyla Rose

MERCI BEACOUP!!!!!!!

xxxxoooo
Enjoy,
KITTEN

Kitten on the Keys has two more weeks in Europe galavanting around Paris and performing in Nantes.....www.cabaretnewburlesque.com until September 1st.

Dirty Martini and Kitten on the Keys fly out Monday August 27th to perform at the Glee Club
CANDY BOX BURLESQUE in Birmingham, UK
Thanks to our hosts for having us!

Yankee Doodle Candy
w/ live band Palookaville
www.candyboxburlesque.com
many wonderful starlettes from the UK!

also....cool project....Kitten on the Keys is a part of Burlesque Poker set from France.

www.pokerburlesque.com

CUTE Stuff!


See you back in the States by September 4th...............

Check out new merchandise on Cafe Press with artwork by Joshua Ellingson.......
Buy Salty Meat Girl on CD Baby!!!!!!

xxxxoooo
KITTEN

http://www.nantes.maville.com/Le-plus-grand-cabaret-de-Nantes/re/actudet/actu_loc-433449-----_actu.html

Kitten on the Keys in the Press again.
Here is also a photo by Gerald Chabaud

OK that was supposed to say...Pierre et Giles in PARIS....yikes!
Here is Sunny as photogrhaed by the famous duo......