Sunday, October 25, 2009
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Friday, October 02, 2009
Howdy Moonpies and Cupcakes!
Kitten on the Keys
performs this weekend 10/2
Opening for Hi Nobles, Wicked Mercies and DEVILETTES ! Annies!
Annie's Social Club
917 Folsom St
San Francisco, CA 94107
SUNDAY 10/4 3:30 Main Stage CASTRO STREET FAIR
Fabulous GRAND piano
Market and Castro
Also will be hanging out @ Barnaby's World Of Wonderment w/ Dottie Lux and CO.
10/8 Little Minsky's Haight St
details to follow a gal and her accordion
10/20 1st Annual Paris Burlesque festival 10/25
10/26-10/31 Geneva Switzerland
available 2010 Accordion Pin Up Calendar-
Kitten is MISS JANUARY
complete w/ CD $20.00 plus shipping
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Sunday, September 06, 2009
Climate Theater Music Box Series Presents
The Music of Kitten on the Keys and Suzanne Ramsey
Tues Sep 8, 2009
Doors 7:30 Show 8:00
$7 - $15 Sliding Scale
Box Office: 415-704-3260
285 9th St. (@ Folsom)
San Francisco, CA 94109
Bawdy bar room music and old time ditties! Suzanne Ramsey aka San Francisco's own Kitten on the Keys presents a unique show- the different facets of her musical personality. Suzanne Ramsey opens playing Tin Pan Alley treasures, bawdy blues, and classic rock- songs that inspire her as a performer on piano ukulele and accordion. She transforms into burlesque character Kitten on the Keys- swathed in pink and a dirty mind.....to perform her double entendre dripped original cabaret charmers that will stir your nethers and tickle your funnybone. Kitten on the Keys recently won the SFBG Best of the Bay Award for 2009- Singer Songwriter!
Climate Theater Music Box Series is curated by David Kaye
Kitten on the Keys BIO:
Known as Kitten on The Keys, Suzanne Ramsey has been seen on HBO, E!, IFC, Queer TV MTV, and Bravo. She embodies the spirit and style of those days of decadence gone by. Pianist ,chanteuse, and mistress of ceremonies - expect a racy ragtime romp when this little kitty sharpens her claws on a meow mix medley of mad cap gems of yesteryear with a naughty whimsical edge. She’s toured the US and Canada with Devotchka, Teaseorama Roadshow, opened for the DAMNED on the Twisted Cabaret Tour in the UK, performed in sold out shows in France, Itlay, Netherlands, Edinburgh and Helsinki , played for jazz legend Little Jimmy Scott in Las Vegas and recently performed in a feauture film “TOURNEE” (2010) with award winning French actor Mattieu Almaric. She is a true San Francisco treat! Kitten just MC'd the Antique Spigeltent THE BARBARY @ Outside Lands Festival for the Vau De Vire Society! Funtimes!
CALENDAR LISTINGS: Music
WHAT: Climate Theater Music Box Series Presents:
Suzanne Ramsey and Kitten on the Keys
Bawdy Bar Room Music, Old Time Ditties, Original Cabaret
WHEN: September 8, 2009
WHERE: Climate Theater 285 9th Street SF CA 94109
INFO: David Kaye Presents Music Box Series www.musicboxseries.com
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Thursday, August 13, 2009
Monday, August 17th 2009
7:00 - 10:30 pm
111 Minna Gallery, SF
This month we are thrilled to have one of our all time favorite performers model for us! We can't say enough about this multi-talented vixen! She is truly one of a kind!
Come out to sketch the amazing, Kitten on the Keys!
Kitten on the Keys!
Variety Artist, Vocalist
Pianist, Ukulele, Accordion
Mistress of Ceremonies
Winner Best Of The Bay-Singer Songwriter 2009
Fabulous Hostesses Jessica and Alice
111 Minna Gallery
Tuesday, August 04, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Monday, July 06, 2009
Friday, July 03, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
KITTEN ON THE KEYS: “KITTEN” is strictly for adults. This is Kinky Cabaret with a capital “K”. One minute she is a Flapper-ette, then a Tin Pan Alley Toe Tapper who strums the Ukulele. Yep – she’s a busy one all-right.
Kitten is everything. She’s Marlene Dietrich, Betty Boop and Dolly Parton all rolled up in her Bra. In her new show – “Does this Piano make my ASS look Big?” Well, yes and no – it depends on the outfit that she’s wearing. And Kitten has hundreds of them. During the show she is in a Bridal Gown, puts pig snouts on her nipples and even has a pig snout attached to that place “Down There” – you know the one in the G. Spot area.
She dazzles the audience with her audacious antics. Some call her the musical “Snackcake.” Kitten even makes a gentleman from the audience come up on the stage to be humiliated. She sprays some whipped cream on her toes and makes him lick it off. Funny thing is, the guy was a reviewer for a newspaper. (It wasn’t me). He said: “Keep in mind that I’m here to review the show.” He was grinning – so he must have enjoyed the Toe Job.
This hilarious romp-slapping flapper is very frisky. While playing the piano – she entices a virgin-ette to come up on the stage and slap Kitten’s rear while she plays wildly away on the piano. Now if that’s not kinky to you – then you HAVE seen it all.
Kitten (Suzanne Ramsey) will certainly get your libido going to a ragtime beat. No need for Viagra at the show. Kitten is the ultimate Rock Star gone bad. Some of her faves are Alice Cooper and Freddie Mercury. You’ll see other favorites that hang on the back wall.
Upcoming (Ramsey) Kitten will be seen on the National Geographic channel about the History of Bras! And who has burned more than one Bra? Kitten, of course. She would be the perfect choice the N.G. Channel.
Kitten has dazzled and conquered audiences all over Europe, on T.V., and in the States. She is deliriously decadent. Watch those eyebrows. They move around a lot, so do other things on her body. But, of course – this is a family paper, so I can’t give out too many details. Oh, by the way, Kitten has also played Liberace’s mirrored Grand Piano. She’s cute and kinky. Her Original music is hard to resist. Kitten is proud of winning the “Golden Pastie” award at the NY Burlesque Festival for ‘Being the biggest tease’. And when you see the show you will agree.
THIS WEEKEND ONLY AT MAMA CALISTO’S VOICE FACTORY
TICKETS: brownpapertickets.com or 1-800-838-3006
(Near Van Ness on Mission Street)
RATING: FOUR GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE!!!! (highest rating) –trademarked-
(((Lee Hartgrave has contributed many articles to the San Francisco Chronicle Sunday Datebook Section and produced a long-running Arts Segment on PBS KQED)))
The Photo of Lee Hartgrave Boy Reporter is by Jim Ferreira – Film Noir & Hollywood Glamour. www.lafterhall.com.
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