Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Hey there, Hi There, Ho There! Who looks like the craziest crack ho of them all?
Any one know where to get some more pain killers?Jeesh............Thanks to everyone who came out to the BITE ME! Benefit for Kittenon the Keys's toothful problemo. Over two whole teeth werepurchased ! WOW! Thanks to all of the volunteers and performers! I feel so wonderful! Thanks everyone! So many people made that show possible and I cannot thank everyone enough!Madame Marashino is a true gem!
I had two more front teeth removed and JEEPERS it is NOT a pretty princess life! I should get six new teeth by end of JUNE. Can't wait!
http://www.suzanneramsey.net/teeth.html
Here's the latest from the litterbox!
VOTE for the Mudflappers as best local band in the SF Weekly Poll:
To vote, please take this online survey:http://sfweekly.com/bosf2006/bosf06poll(in the arts and entertainment section)
Also hows about voting for Kitten on the Keys for best burlesque?http://sfweekly.com/bosf2006/bosf06poll(in the arts and entertainment section)
Why not... she just got in a European coffee table book aboutBurlesque-two whole pages are devoted to our Lil kitty Striptease Histoire et LegendesBy Remy Fuentes absolutely GORGEOUS French book with tons of vintagephotos of French Music Hall Performers and Burlesque greats!Also fab photo of the AMAZING Catherine D'Lish, Kitten de Ville,The Fishnet Floozy's , The Wold Famous Pontani Sisters, Exotic World and Much much MORE! I am so grateful to be included in such a fantastic book. Thanks to Dale Rio of Shimmy Magazine for taking such a great photo! (I am also on the back cover, inside credits, and more......Look for the info on my photos section under Parisian Press)
The book is put out by La Musardine.com35 EurosI will let you know more when info is available!
KItten on the Keys, The Scenic Sisters, and Kielbasia were featured on the cover of the Bay Times newspaper for their colorful performances from the Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence's Easter Sunday 2006! What a great day! Kitten and the girls had the whole place doing the Easter Hokey Pokey! The Sisters are so wonderful-they came out in full force to the BITE ME! tooth benefit and ran the silent auction!
Also new to the Yahoo club photo section are some really cool images from Easter 2005 that photographer Leo von Munching took with a super duper vintage large format camera! I love 'em! THANKS!
Look for possible Kitten sighting as the French Maid on MTV's my Super Sweet Sixteen (I often end up on the cutting room floor)
Look for a recovering and toothless crack ho Kittenat the Make Out Room 5/11 w/ Vagabond Opera, Dr Abacus, and the Scenic Sisters (show info at end)
5/13 Madame Marashino's KISS Show (I play a sensitive "Beth" and sing along "Bohemian Rhapsody")
5/19 and 5/20 early bird piano bar at the Mariott (5-8)Stale Pretzels and STYX!
5/19 In OAKLAND super duper cool show at the Metro 2nd and BroadwayPOLKACIDE www.polkacide.comAs IS Brass Band$10.00 advance$12.00 at show
5/25 Rite Spot Cafe FREE 9PM Flapper Piano bar
5/26-5/28 Las Vegas Miss Exotic World PageantKitten MC's with Legend Lottie The Body Friday Night at the Celebrity TheaterKitten sings Sunday 5/28 at the Celebrity theater
5/31 Rite Spot Cafe 9-11PM Free Flapper Piano Bar
and NOW here is more information on 5/11's show!
BOHEMIAN BALKAN BELLYDANCE VAUDEVILLANY
VAGABOND OPERA,DR. ABACUS,THE SCENIC SISTERS ANDKITTY ON THE KEYS as the Musical Mistress of CeremoniesAT THE MAKE OUT ROOM MAY 11THSan Francisco
Thursday May 11th 2006
The Make Out Room
3225 22nd St. San Francisco, CA 94110 (415) 647 2888
12 dollars
From exotic Portland Oregon comes Vagabond Opera, on tour in Supportof their new Album!
Join us MAY 11th, for a Vintage Vaudeville Extravaganzafeaturing Vagabond Opera, (Portland, OR) Dr. Abacus Cartoon Jazzensemble, The Scenic Sisters tap-dancing duo, and Kitten on the Keys,one woman cabaret extraordinare!
VAGABOND OPERA based in the Pacific Northwest, yet encompassing theworld, delivers passionate offerings of Bohemian vaudvillany.Gut-bucket swing, Arabic belly dance, Tangos, Ukranian folk-punkballads, Klezmer and vigorous originals mingle with Absurdist,Bohemian, Neo-Classical and European Cabaret style, all played withskill, exuberance and a gritty vagabond edge."A surefire spectacle."[The Oregonian]
VAGABOND OPERA has shared stages with Al Franken, Brave Combo, theOregon Symphony, Circus Contraption and has appeared at the OregonCountry Fair, the Willamette Valley Folk Festival, and headlined onOregon Public Radio=92s LIVE WIRE.
"Vagabond Opera...a six-piece of alienated classicists and romanticbohemians. Gypsy music, opera, klezmer and cabaret come-ons minglelike "
Willamette Week
Email manager@vagabondopera.com
Web: www.vagabondopera.com
Telephone (503) 331-8544
Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, AccordionWhy not... she just got in a European coffee table book aboutBurlesque-two whole pages are devoted to our Lil kitty ! Striptease Histoire et Legendes
By Remy Fuentes absolutely GORGEOUS French book with tons of vintagephotos of French Music Hall Performers!

Also-if you like the Muddflappers......You may enjoy this upcoming show that has a vaudeville flavor.......(This is not a muddflappers show but our pals are in it so wethought you would like it!)
Look for Muddflappers to return to the stage SOON!
XXXXOOOOMiss Rodney and Kitten
BOHEMIAN BALKAN BELLYDANCE VAUDEVILLANY
VAGABOND OPERA,DR. ABACUS,THE SCENIC SISTERS ANDKITTY ON THE KEYS as the Musical Mistress of CeremoniesAT THE MAKE OUT ROOM MAY 11THSan Francisco
Thursday May 11th 2006
The Make Out Room
3225 22nd St. San Francisco, CA 94110 (415) 647 2888
12 dollars
From exotic Portland Oregon comes Vagabond Opera, on tour in Supportof their new Album!
Join us MAY 11th, for a Vintage Vaudeville Extravaganzafeaturing Vagabond Opera, (Portland, OR) Dr. Abacus Cartoon Jazzensemble, The Scenic Sisters tap-dancing duo, and Kitten on the Keys,one woman cabaret extraordinare!
VAGABOND OPERA based in the Pacific Northwest, yet encompassing theworld, delivers passionate offerings of Bohemian vaudvillany.Gut-bucket swing, Arabic belly dance, Tangos, Ukranian folk-punkballads, Klezmer and vigorous originals mingle with Absurdist,Bohemian, Neo-Classical and European Cabaret style, all played withskill, exuberance and a gritty vagabond edge."A surefire spectacle."[The Oregonian]
VAGABOND OPERA has shared stages with Al Franken, Brave Combo, theOregon Symphony, Circus Contraption and has appeared at the OregonCountry Fair, the Willamette Valley Folk Festival, and headlined onOregon Public Radio=92s LIVE WIRE.
"Vagabond Opera...a six-piece of alienated classicists and romanticbohemians. Gypsy music, opera, klezmer and cabaret come-ons minglelike "
Willamette Week
Email manager@vagabondopera.com
Web: www.vagabondopera.com
Telephone (503) 331-8544
Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

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