http://www.youtube.com/glamglittercritter

THANKS!
Kitten goes CRAZEEEEEEEEEE in the UK.
Thanks to Candy Box!
Such an amazing night!
With Dirty Martini
Imelda May singing 4 Palookaville
Msyti Vine
Misss Exotic World 2007 Immodisty Blaze
Missy Malone
Candied Heels
Leyla Rose

MERCI BEACOUP!!!!!!!

xxxxoooo
Enjoy,
KITTEN

Kitten on the Keys has two more weeks in Europe galavanting around Paris and performing in Nantes.....www.cabaretnewburlesque.com until September 1st.

Dirty Martini and Kitten on the Keys fly out Monday August 27th to perform at the Glee Club
CANDY BOX BURLESQUE in Birmingham, UK
Thanks to our hosts for having us!

Yankee Doodle Candy
w/ live band Palookaville
www.candyboxburlesque.com
many wonderful starlettes from the UK!

also....cool project....Kitten on the Keys is a part of Burlesque Poker set from France.

www.pokerburlesque.com

CUTE Stuff!


See you back in the States by September 4th...............

Check out new merchandise on Cafe Press with artwork by Joshua Ellingson.......
Buy Salty Meat Girl on CD Baby!!!!!!

xxxxoooo
KITTEN

http://www.nantes.maville.com/Le-plus-grand-cabaret-de-Nantes/re/actudet/actu_loc-433449-----_actu.html

Kitten on the Keys in the Press again.
Here is also a photo by Gerald Chabaud

OK that was supposed to say...Pierre et Giles in PARIS....yikes!
Here is Sunny as photogrhaed by the famous duo......

jeepers...is it really August already?
WHOA NELLY....
Went to Paris with Jazzy V
Saw a Paris et Giles exhibit.
Saw mon Ami Sunny Buick and old friend Gentry...and I bought some gorgeous boots from her!
WOW!
The show continues to sell out....there is NO air conditioning here and I have lost my voice.

Went to the beach today and swam with Dirty....we had FUN!
Ate more sea snakes or eeels.........actually very yummy.
Tastes like CHICKEN....went with Marilou anarchist Majorette and artist David Bartex!
(he just had his birthday and we gave him and inflatible doll....)

New News for Kitten on the Keys...I am finally getting credit for my work in Sugar Babylon/Sugar Babydoll from a zillion years ago....but my name is wrong on the photo....OH WELL

But awesome news is I will be in Zora von Burden's new book Women of the Underground: MUSIC
So HAPPPY!

France is still fun...just met actor Mattieu Amalinc who is doing a film on new burlesque in FRANCE!

I am very honored to be included in this fabulous article!
Alarm Magazine
Vau de Vire Society
Yard Dogs Road Show and MORE!
XXXXOOO
Kitten on the Keys

Go to Becca's Gallery SHOW!

http://www.alarmpress.com/692/art-interview/a-lil-bit-o-naughty-a-photoessay/


Becca Henry
Carnie Life
July 19th Thursday 5-9 PM
111 Minna Gallery
$5.00

A bunch of us went to the Bretagne Castle...the heart of Anne Of Bregtangne is there! WOW...I wanted to see that really bad and it was the first thing inside the chateau! Anne of Bregtange was a wonderful woman with a crazy life....she was an EARLY patroness of the ARTS! WE saw many sad things about this port city though...it was based on salty butter biscuits and the slave trade...really intense.......I have never seen anything quite like it and it reall affected me.
Someone had told me about Nantes this way BUT.....so people are making fun of HOW bad my French is.

I went on NANTES TV with Kitty and Roky Roulette today. I sang HOT But Swing.......
Fun fun fun! Roky looked alluring and I was a spazz....as usual dropping feathers and not being prepared....oh having ADD is a curse at times.

There was another little article about me in the paper PIL (tee hee like John Lydon's band.........) It talked about me loving Freddie Mercury and Black Flag! Woo hoo!

www.charlimars.com has more video of the Ilse de Nantes evening!
Oh, we also found a 15th century toilette in the chateaux......Dirty and I used it and our tinkle dropped in the moat....but astually all of my fave photos from that day got lost when we got into a HORRIBLE rainstorm that night........ My clothes aree STILL wet.....strange weather!
xxxoooo
KITTEN

Jazzy V (Jasmine Vegas), Kitten on the Keys, and Mi Mi Le Meaux hit the radio in France!
www.prun.net
We had a swell time and the boys were really CUTE!
I played a punk rock uke # and an old jazzy double entendre from my new CD....fun times!
Jazzy V played her song "Kim" and Mi Mi Played her belle Poitrines!

Naughty Naughtical Shenanigans!
Since we are on an Estuary there are LOTSA Boats and such going to various artworks for Estuaire.info
Our pal from the 3rd FL Javier -he's a GREAT cook....we would starve without him......DJ's on the boat.
In honor of Bretagne.....here is Dirty Martini and MiMi Le Meaux in S and M ( I mean H/M) undies and my Shirley Temple HATS!
xxxooo
KITTEN

Oh and Look at all of the eels I found at the Market...they were still alive. There was a horse meat stand too...YUCKERS.
Little bun buns were there too....I eas eating a Breton Crepe...the lady who made it said I sounded like a little POUPEE or a crazy little doll.......Oh yeah she was right!

Roky Roulette stole my cute little pink pasties that Inga made me......He took 'em off with his tongue after we had crazy chocolate and bannana CAKE! It was so yum yum and GUILLOME or Billy Bob....that is what I call him cuz I can't speak French yet
brought it up to the stage! SO SWEET!

Well today I felt like I was coming down with a lame ass cold.......I stayed inside ALL day in my little French Apartment hoping my voice would survive the day and the nights show. Jasmine brought me tea , honey and lemon...what a great pal!
The show was FUN and those kooky kids got me some swell birthday presents! I got a puss print "massager" called the temptress...which is HAILARIOUS and a WONDERFUl ukulele book in French that I am DYING over! So cool! Cyril of the Uke club
wrote it. if I could actually get on my email account I would send him and email...OH and we were in French ELLE !!!!!!!
Lame that they said we were like the Rocky horror Picture show....what is UP with that?

The parton ST of CABARET new BURLESQUE! Jesus with no legs! everyone has hurt themeselves here!

WOW.....
It's time for more more more more NEWS!
Seems that the whole cast of cabaret new burlesque is hurting themselves...KITTEN de VILLE has a broken leg,
Kitty Diggins hurt here knees, Roky Roultte is all bandaged up, and our MOOMMY KItty is on a crutch too!
So I found the patron ST of cabaret new burlesque today..........Jesus with Broken Legs......

xxxoooo
Kitten

Hey kiddley winks!
Thanks for your patience as I have had barely any interBUTT time....they are sending an expert to our residency in the am.
I am having a good time having adventures with my pals......Dirty Martini, Mi Mi Le Meaux (the cutest next door neighbor a gal could have over for caffinated bevys....) and the one and only Jasmine Vegas who taught me to boil water in French and wipe my ass.......Roky Roulette showed me his wAXED asshole and I barfed....twice!
We had a bunch o Argetinian CUTE BOYS in our residency and they came to the beach in Pornic with us!
They asked me if I worked with deaf people because I talk so LOUD and clear..... La Plage was FABULOUS.........people come to the Briittany coast just to relax in thhe theraputic waters. I was called VAMPIRA cuz I wanted no sun on my old ass face.

Poor Kitten de Ville broke her friggin leg the first day of the spectacular............She is here with her little girl Ivy who sings Ramones songs with me! She is HILARIOUS........she loves the new song Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend.....
Please look at this AMAZING photo from todays adventure to the graveyard with Dirty and MiMI ....first we ate pastries, bought cute cheap shoes , and then looked at baby duckilings, chipmunks and kittens...then we saw that Jesus was c oming in the shape
of a space alien....so weirdo.....

XXXOOOol
SUZ
My address: please write! until Sept 1
Madame Suzanne Ramsey
c/o NEO Residences
1 bis Rue Franklin
44000 NANTES
FRANCE

Suzanne Ramsey
Kitten On the Keys
www.kittymusic.com
www.cabaretnewburlesque.com
www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
www.myspace.com/newburlesque



Merchandise
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/kittenotk2
http://www.cafeshops.com/kittykeys

http://www.nantes.maville.com/New-burlesque-les-girls-de-Kitty/re/estuaire2007_detail/actu_11218-411664----_actu.html

Kitten on the Keys is pictured in the newspaper in FRANCE!
Photo by the fabulous Jim Feierra!

xxxxoooo
KITTEN

WOW...I cannot believe that I am in France doing such a great show!
www.cabaretnewburlesque.com
Opening night was the bomb.....there were 50 THOUSAND people that came through!
Ilse de Nantes......Spectacular ISLAND.......amazing artists all around.
Sad thing was, KItten de Ville broke her leg when a Lucha Libre wrestler fell from the sky.
She had to have surgery but is in great spirits and looks lovely as ALWAYS!
Get well soon KITTEN!

one of the funniest things happened to me...during th cabaret new burlesque opening night....members of MINI KISS
slapped my ass during my song....LEATHER DADDY...one was the Peter Criss and the other Ace Frehley........so damn fun!
Julie Atlas Muz's hubby got some HILARIOUS photos.....playing the piano while getting my ass slapped in time to the beat is my new fave past time here besides eating cheese and going to la plage......... where I found a beautiful starfish in Pornic.
My teeth are acting up and I think it needs to be YANKED OUT...damn frigggin lame ass tooth.......nice dentists in France though!

SF Weekly Best of Issue 2007
Best Burlesque
Best Burlesque Revue

The Cantankerous Lollies

Since 1995, the Cantankerous Lollies have been upping the ante on the art of coquetry with their distinctly DIY approach to taking it off. Founded by Harvest Moon, one of the nation's most vaunted showgirls, this troupe of vaudeville hotties spearheaded the West Coast neo-burlesque movement — birthing a panoply of pasty-loving adherents in the process. The great thing about the Lollies is that they're both sexy and riotously funny, replacing gratuitous T&A with entertainment. Whether they're regaling us with Montmartre-style cabarets, synchronized can-can dances, or acrobatic feats with hula hoops and parasols, the Lollies deftly mix hippodrome antics with classic theatre kitsch. And we love them even more because of Suzanne "Kitten on the Keys" Ramsey, an erstwhile Lollie known for her glamour-soaked, satirical piano cabaret. With the ba-ba-boom accompaniment of San Francisco's Famous Burlesque Orchestra, the Lollies are all about the classic tease, which necessitates leaving lots to the imagination — but they're too clever and unpredictable to be mistaken for any old striptease act.

Come hear new music from pianist and song bird Suzanne Ramsey aka
Kitten on the Keys before she says "Toodles" to the Bay Area to tour France!
Kitten has a new CD out called "Salty Meat Girl". A few copies will be available at the fun piano bar atmosphere of the cozy
Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom at 17th
FREE
9PM until 11PM
Food and Libations Available

KItten will also be performing her standard punky cabaret fare, flapperette faves, and naughty naughty songs she wrote!
www.kittymusic.com
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
(song samples)
artwork by Joshua Ellingson

It's almost time to say "Toodles" to San Francisco!

Suxanadu Ramsey aka Kitten on the Keys leaves the Bay Area for the
summer to perform in France. Gonna be a swell time with many wonderful
artists. I am one lucky gal. Best of luck to everyone at Exotic World...I am going to miss everyone! Kisses to the legends and the organizers and of course the super stars of Burlesque! (I'll miss you Satan's Angel!)

I also have a brand spankin' new CD available in limited release in the US.
Salty Meat Girl... original mischievous melodies, Tin Pan Alley, Flapperette Faves,
Punky Cabaret filled with silly lyrics and shenanigans
songs about things that begin with the letter P....bare buttocks solos (thanks MR Tinkler) and MORE on piano, ukulele, and accordion. I pick it up next week!
NEW cute as a button T-Shirts all designed by the brilliant Joshua Ellingson!
www.joshuaellingson.com

Kitten on the Keys is featured with her squeeze box in an article in Alarm Magazine
due out in June. Photo essay by Becca Henry. Interviews and photos of cabaret, burlesque, and vaudeville acts in SF...including Vau de Vire Society ,Yard Dogs Road Show and Black and Blue Burlesque! www.alarmpress.com interview by one of SF's naughty cheerleaders, the Cock'T's!

Before she waves her paws BYE BYE....come to these cool shows...
all different and super duper fun! Guaranteed to put a smile on your
face!

May 18 Exotic World Benefit @ Club Deluxe on Haight Street $10.00
Sparkley Devil and Little Minsky's puts t
his wonderful all star SF
line up together.
Kitten performs new material from Salty Meat Girl!

May 20th Katya presents " The Roaring 20's"
Your fave songbirds warble their bestest 1920's ditties
@ Martuni's 7PM $5.00 cover
Valencia @ Market
Katya Ludmilla Smirnoff Skye
Veronica Klaus
Alotta Boutte
(w/ pianist Tom Shaw)
KItten on the Keys
and Rodney Austin are the MUDDFLAPPERS!
piano and accordion duo with double PP's and Double DD's
http://www.myspace.com/muddflappers
(last Muddflappers show for a few months....)

May 24th Bon Voyage Kitten!
a show called TOODLES!
Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom at 17th FREE
9PM
Kitten on the Keys performs new material from
the brand spankin' new "Salty Meat Girl" CD!
Cover Art by Joshua Ellingson !!!!!!!
some copies will be available at this event... only a handful
will be available on CD BABY.com until I come home for a proper CD
release PARTY!

May 26th....I hop a plane with Roky Roulette and don't come back for a LONG time!

XXXXOOOOO meow meow Kitten on the Keys
Suxanadu Ramsey www.kittymusic.com

Keep up with Cabaret New Burlesque in FRANCE
http://www.myspace.com/newburlesque