Thursday, October 13, 2005

It was bound to happen sooner or later...
Are you ready for a smorgesborg of rock and roll goodness? San Francisco’s best rock band The Gun and Doll Show MEETS San Francisco’s sweethearts those high kickin’ hell cats.....The Devil-Ettes! Expect a night of wild LIVE ACTION dance and music (including COLLISON) that will have you beggin’ for more! The whole evening will be topped with a lovely sweet cherry Miss Kitten on the Keys – yummy!

WHO:
The Gun & Doll Show (http://www.gunanddollshow.com)
Collision
The Devil-Ettes (http://www.devilettes.com)
Kitten on the Keys (http://www.suzanneramsey.net)

TIME:
Doors - 8:30pm
Show - 9:00pm

PRICE:
$10

DETAILS:
18+

LOCATION:
Oakland Metro
The Oakland Metro is a black box theater and opera house, located at 201 Broadway just one block from Jack London Square in Oakland's thriving downtown entertainment district.
201 Broadway Oakland, CA 94607
510.763.1146
http://www.oaklandmetro.org

Saturday, October 08, 2005

10/8 Solo Piano Bar Night at The Marriot Hotel 5-8 Happy Hour

10/12 Cafe nu Nord
2170 Market Street
415-861-5016 Kitten opens for DR HAL
9PM

10/13 Thursday Flapper Fun at
Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom at 17th
Piano Bar 9-11PM FREE

10/14 CD Release PARTY with LOLLIES
Band Mouth to Mouth has Kitten and the Lollies in between band sets
Details TBA

10/21 Oakland Metro
Gun and Doll Show, Devilettes
Doors 8:30 $10.00
201 Broadway Oakland, CA 94607
510-763-1146

10/22 Exotic Erotic Ball
Kitten sings and plays piano!
Kitten will be singing on the main stage and will be on the Burlesque stage with SF's own vigilante Can Can Girls-The Diamond Daggers!
www.diamonddaggers.com
www.exoticeroticball.com

10/25 Tuesday Viva Variety
Steve Murray's Hit Show
www.makeitsoproductions.com

10/29
Headlands Center for the Arts Mystery Ball early show

10/30 VEGOOSE Las Vegas
KItten plays with Vau de Vire Society, The Starlings and many SF Cabaret gods and goddesses!
www.vegoose.com

Nov 9 Very exciting Burlesque and Pre Code Films!
Sin in Soft Focus
Sin PAn ALley Revue
Balboa Theater Pre Code Films w/ Naughty Betty Booop shorts and MORE
Mud Flappers, The Lollies, the Scenics
http://www.balboamovies.com/

Nov 10 Rite Spot Cafe Flapper Fun FREE
2099 Folsom street at 17th
PIANO Bar

11/16 Traveling Jewish Theater Fools Fury Festival
Kitten performs excerpts from her one woman show "Kitty Glitter"

Nov 17 Cabaret Verdelet
http://www.verdalet.com/

nov 22nd Steve Murray's
ViVA Variety
Velocity Circus presents Classic Recording Artist Dr Elmo of
"Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer" fame
Suzanne sings and plays the Glockenspiel!
http://www.drelmo.com/
www.makeitsoproductions.com

Hope to see you at a show!

Monday, September 26, 2005



Hey I made this all by myself!

If you ever need to hire a Greek Goddess lemme know!

xxxxoooo

www.kittymusic.com

Tuesday, September 20, 2005


I wish these kitties would stay small and cuddley.
I am planning on moving from San Francisco and I will not have such exciting things happen to me anymore. I will miss the kooky experiences when I move. One needs to start a new life though!
Pink Section SF GATE did a great article about Teaseorama!

Hear the podcast and read the article!
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/09/18/PKGB4EKF931.DTL

Enjoy!
Kitten
TEASEORAMA INFO!


Join me for the wild, wonderful world of Tease-O-Rama - America's onlyweekend-long convention dedicated to the foxy, fabulous and all-aroundover-the-top world of burlesque! http://www.teaseorama.com/+ SEE performances from over 200 contemporary pinup queens!+ TAKE classes in everything from tassel-twirling to burlesque history!+ SHOP for free at the Sunday afternoon Burlesque Shopping Bazaar!+ VIEW the West Coast Premiere of the Suicide Girls movie!+ MEET the legends of burlesque!WHEN?Thursday Sept 29thMeet and Greet the stars of Tease-O-Rama!Location: Cafe du Nord (http://www.cafedunord.com) 2170 Market Street, SanFranciscoDoors: 9 pmPrice: $8Friday NIGHT Sept 30th and Saturday NIGHTOct 1stTease-O-Rama Showcase (over 200 + performers on stage!)Location: Bimbos' 365 Club (http://www.bimbos365club.com) 1025 ColumbusAvenue (at Chestnut Street), San FranciscoDoors: 7pmShow: 8pm SHARP!Price: $35 per nightDaytime, Saturday Oct 1st and Sunday Oct 2ndDAYTIME convention classes/activities (including FREE Burlesque Bazaar onSunday Oct 2nd)Location: Cafe du Nord AND Swedish American Hall (http://www.cafedunord.com/)2170 Market Street, San FranciscoDoors: 10am - 5pm, 1 hour classes throughout the day, full details onwebsite: http://www.teaseorama.comWe are proud to announce a FINAL movie night GALA event at the historicVictoria Theater which was once a burlesque house called The Follies! Thisfinal night features a panel of LIVING BURLESQUE LEGENDS from the heyday ofburlesque, vintage burlesque reels, the new burlesque short CAMP BURLESQUE,and the WEST COAST premiere of SUICIDE GIRLS: THE FIRST TOUR.WHEN?Sunday Oct 2ndDoors: 6pmShow: 6:30pm - 8pm (Legend Panel Discussion AND autographs), 8pm-10:30 (CampBurlesque and Suicide Girls Movies)WHERE?The Victoria Theater (http://www.victoriatheatre.org)2961 16th Street, San FranciscoTel: (415) 863-7576PRICE?$15 includes WHOLE evening event!!Living Legends of Burlesque Panel: Moderated by Jaye Furlonger of The Friends of Exotic World, the Legends ofBurlesque Panel is a rare opportunity to learn about "burlesque as it was" -from the delightfully articulate and exceptionally talented women whoactually lived it. Among our confirmed guests, we are pleased to announce thereturn of Exotic World's own Dixie Evans ("The Marilyn Monroe of Burlesque"),as well as Satan's Angel ("The Devil's Own Mistress") and San Francisconative, Isis Starr. Please join us for an unforgettable evening with these remarkable women (andperhaps a surprise guest or two), as they reminisce about their colorfulpasts and share their thoughts and reflections on the state of the art, fromits early years through the present day.About Jaye Furlonger: A trained museum collections and archives worker, JayeFurlongerrecently completed her master's thesis on the lost history of San Diego'sHollywood Theatre, the West Coast's last original burlesque house. She isalso a founding member, along with Laura Herbert & Luke Littell, of TheFriends of Exotic World, a vital fundraising organization with a mission toexpand, preserve and protect the Exotic World collection in perpetuity.After the Legends step into an evening hosted by: Will "the Thrill" and Monica "The Tiki Goddess" Cortes-Viharo! They host"Thrillville," a cult movie cabaret, at The Parkway Speakeasy Theater inOakland, as well as "road shows" around the universe and beyond. Will wasborn in New York City and raised mostly in New Jersey, and in addition tobeing a beatnik lounge lizard he is also a freelance writer specializing inlounge music and vintage B movies, while Monica, a Bay Area native, is anaccomplished actress and model. They cite Elvis and Sinatra as their patronsaints. You can visit them in the small, swanky town of Thrillville via theirweb site, http://www.thrillville.netCamp Burlesque (SF PREMIERE!)It's titillating, it's shocking, it's CAMP! Los Angeles Director, AntonioMarsico brings you Camp Burlesque! Filmed in dazzling Swing-O-Vision color,Camp Burlesque is a wild romp of eroticism featuring today's most popularstars of burlesque: Erochica Bamboo, Kiten DeVille, Mimi LeMeaux, Eliza Bane,Jessika Von Fuhr, Blue Angel, Deadly Tiger Lily, Esperanza, Loud Louisa, MayaO'Migh, Lou Lou Roxy, Miss Cherry, Roobie Breastnut, Anna Bells, LuckyDiPalma, Victoria Lane.....and many, many more! More info at:http://www.campburlesque.comSuicide Girls: The First Tour (WEST COAST PREMIERE!)The Suicide Girls documents the sexy fun and absolute chaos that made the SGLive tour a showstopper and continues to attract throngs of fans. The110-minute film features the show performances stylistically edited andinter-cut with candid interviews from the girls, photo shoots, andbehind-the-scenes antics like trying to set up a topless photo shoot on thestreets of San Francisco at midnight.Review from Film Threat: " The Suicide girls are young, tattooed and piercedwomen who strike an erotic pose on the net in a tightly knit community ofsimilar individuals. It's grrrrl power (or savvy marketing depending on howcynical you are), and this (film) is a chronicle of some of those girls'first tour around the continent as they put on a burlesque show. You'll seeinterviews with the ladies, their acts and photo shoots. The less astuteviewer will think it's really just naked punk chicks dancing around, but asthe hilarious photo shoot in San Francisco proves, you can't easily classifyanything when it comes to the Suicide Girls.If you like hot, tattooed and pierced females (and the bad leather - Lordknows I do), you'll want to check this film out as soon as humanly possible.You'll come for the flesh, but you'll stay for the personalities. Rating:**** "The Victoria Theater:Located in the historic Mission District of San Francisco, the ornate andstately Victoria Theatre, seats 500. The theatre, built in 1908 as avaudeville house, is now a city landmark and the oldest operating theatre inSan Francisco.Originally called Brown's Opera House, it was operated as a vaudevilleshowcase by the ancestors of two California governors. The theatre drewcrowds who delighted in observing the grand performances of internationalstars who came to San Francisco. As cinema began to displace live on-stageentertainment, the character of the Victoria Theatre began to change. In the1930's, it became a motion picture house offering dishware door prizes toentice moviegoers. In the 1950's the Victoria Theatre was renamed El TeatroVictoria, showing Spanish-language films for the growing Latino community inthe area. In the 1960's, under the name New Follies, the theatre became aburlesque house and closed in 1976.Two years later, restored and refurbished, she was once again Victoria, andtoday she is the oldest operating theatre in San Francisco. In her longhistory she has presented Mae West, Whoopi Goldberg, Bill Irwin, DonaldO'Conner, and Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Current Victoria presentations areeclectic, usually edgy, and include locally produced original plays,concerts, film festivals,musicals, and international performing companies.Contact Tease-O-Rama!For photos, interviews with performers or organizers, press credentials andanswers to all and sundry inquiries, contact: Alan Parowski atspacecapades@hotmail.com.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Kitten On The Keys sings new song by Frank Novicki at the Make Out Room!
The Lollies will be doing a slinky savage dance #!
www.kittymusic.com


APE AT MAKEOUT ROOM - THIS THURSDAY 9/15 - 7:30pmSan Francisco’s own APE headlines the kick-off celebration for the opening of the “TIKI ART TWO” Exotica Extravaganza, next Thursday 9/15 at the Makeout Room in San Francisco. CRAZY AL will be carving a giant tiki live on-stage, authentic hula dancing by the lovely and talented WIGGLIN WAHINES, tropical drink specials, limited edition APE mugs and shirts for sale, and a live auction of Crazy Al’s hand-carved Tiki at the end of the gig! Come early, stay late - APE is playing two sets, first set starts at 9PM.But wait! There's more:Author DOMENIC PRIORE will be signing copies of his scholarly new book “SMILE: THE STORY OF BRIAN WILSON'S LOST MASTERPIECE”, and showing a rare 1962 short tiki film "One Mans Challenge," and along with Brian Chidester, debuting the latest issue of their music mag: “DUMB ANGEL #4: ALL SUMMER LONG”www.dumbangelmagazine.comCabaret Queen KITTEN ON THE KEYS and burlesque lovelies THE LOLLIES go primitive with a performance of the new song “You Bring Out The Savage In Me,” written by APE’s own Frank Novicki. http://www.suzanneramsey.net/index.htmlPLUS! Make friends with a tiki artist!From 7:30-9, there’ll be a meet & greet with artists featured at the TIKI ART TWO show. They will have limited edition Tiki art for sale.WHERE: Make Out Room, 3225 22nd St near Mission, SF415-647-2888WHEN: Thursday, Sept 15, 2005, 7:30pmWHO: 21+COST: $10MORE INFO: www.makeoutroom.com http://tikimania.com/docs/APE_gig2.html www.shootinggallerysf.com http://tikinews.com

Sunday, September 11, 2005

9/11 Katrina Disaster Relief at 12 Galaxies
Polkacide TONIGHT!
Kitten on the Keys does little guest spot with new SAVAGE song by Frank Novicki.

- The Roshomon Effect - The Plus Ones - The Grannies - Luxxury - Polkacide
New Orleans Disaster Relief Benefit
Presented by 12 Galaxies and Pirate Cat Radio 87.9fm
Sunday, September 11th 2005 6:30pm
12 Galaxies 2565 Mission Street @ 22nd San Francisco, CA . 94110

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Miss Kitten on the Keys will be tickling the ivories at the Rite Spot Cafe 9/22/05. Enjoy flapper faves at 2099 Folsom at 17th, 9PM , FREE , in San Francisco. Libations and Nibblies! She has just returned from a successful run in Paris FRANCE with Cabaret New Burlesque. New songs! FUN! Come on down! www.ritespotcafe.net www.kittymusic.com

Friday, August 19, 2005

Alison Fensterstock, Baby Doe Productions and Liftoff! are proud topresent... Tease-O-Rama (TM) 2005! Welcome to the wild, wonderful world of Tease-O-Rama - America's onlyweekend-long convention dedicated to the foxy, fabulous and all-aroundover-the-top world of burlesque! We are proud to announce Tease-O-Rama 2005in San Francisco, USA! Ticket NOW on sale! www.teaseorama.com Tease-O-Rama is the premiere destination for fans and practitioners of thesexy, scintillating art of striptease as it has evolved for the twenty-firstcentury. SEE performances from over 200+ contemporary pinup queens, TAKEclasses in everything from tassel-twirling to burlesque history, VIEWoriginal nudie-cutie B-movies and MEET the legends of days gone by. Our goalis to not only exhibit the biggest spectacle since Cecil B.DeMille, but toprovide a forum for performers and fans to meet, share skills and keep thetorch burning for one of America's most exciting original art forms.Tease-O-Rama features dancers from around the globe featuring live actsrepresenting Japan, Australia, UK, France and the US cities: New York City,Los Angeles, Denver, New Orleans, Nashville, Seattle and many othersincluding the City by the Bay, San Francisco! Tickets NOW on sale for the Tease-O-Rama MAIN Showcase! Friday NIGHT Sept 30th and Saturday NIGHT Oct 1st Location: Bimbos' 365 Club (http://www.bimbos365club.com) 1025 Columbus Avenue (at Chestnut Street), San Francisco Tel: 415.474.0365 Doors: 7pm Show: 8pm SHARP! Price: $35 per night, $100 full weekend pass INCLUDES all daytime conventionactivities and a discount to the Sunday gala movie! HOT HEADLINERS! The Indomitable Dixie Evans, former "Marilyn Monroe of Burlesque" andproprietor of the Exotic World Burlesque Museum! The Incredible Catherine D'Lish FEATURING Tease-O-Rama is proud to announce our MC for 2005, Miss Kitten on the Keys! LIVING LEGENDS! Satan's Angel Bambi Senior Isis Starr TANTALIZING TROUPES AND DAZZLING DUOS! The Devil-Ettes (SF) The Wau Wau Sisters (NYC) Hot Pink Feathers (SF) The Lollies (SF) Kitty Kitty Bang Bang (SF) The Lavendar Cabaret (Chicago) Burlesque as it Was (Denver) Harlem Shake Burlesque (Oakland) Oh La La Presents (Denver) Murasaki Baby Doll (Japan) Oracle Dance (Denver) MiMi LeMeaux & Sabina Kelley (San Diego/Las Vegas) Fat Bottom Revue (SF) Panty Raid! (Nashville) BurlyQ London (UK) Cherry Pop Burlesque (Madison) Diamond Daggers (SF) Von Foxies (Seattle) Cock-T's (SF) The Atomic Bombshells (Seattle) The Chainsaw Chubbettes (SF) SEDUCTIVE SOLO SIRENS! Kitten de Ville (LA) Erochica Bamboo (Japan) Miss Indigo Blue (Seattle) Lola The Vamp (Australia) Michelle L'amour (Chicago) Ginger Goldmine (LA) Kellita (SF) Mari Kari (LA) Harvest Moon (NYC) Kitty Diggins (LA) Jo Boobs (NYC) Princess Farhana (LA) Eva von Slut (SF) Torchy Taboo (Atlanta) Candy Whiplash (Seattle) Satanica Szandor (LA) Gorilla X (SF) Sparkly Devil (Detroit) Desire d'Amour (AZ) Roky Roulette (SF) Adonna Vichet (LA) Chica Boom (Seattle) Darlinda Just Darlinda (NYC) Eliza Bane (LA) Kalani Kokonuts (LV) Delilah (UK) Penny Starr Jr (LA) Summer Peaches (LA) Little Brooklyn (NYC) Venus DeMille (LA) The Flying Fox (SF) Vienna Le Rouge (Seattle) Fancy Chance (UK) Reverend Spooky Le Strange (New Orleans) Lolita Haze (AZ) Charlotte La Belle Araigne'e (LA) WILD AND WOOLY DJ's, COMEDY ACTS AND MORE! Miss Bella Beretta (LA) DJ Hitman Hearn (UK) DJ Delachaux (SF) Baggy Pants Burlesque (LA) Mad V Dog (SF) Tease-O-Rama 2005 Guest Cardgirls include C*cilia (Paris, France), OliveTalique (Madison), Monica the Tiki Goddess (Oakland), Didi von Horne(Belgium) BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE!! Daytime, Saturday Oct 1st and Sunday Oct 2nd DAYTIME convention classes/activities (including FREE Burlesque Bazaar onSunday Oct 2nd) Location: Cafe du Nord AND Swedish American Hall(http://www.swedishamericanhall.com/) ** Daytime tickets sold AT the door, first come first serve 2170 Market Street, San Francisco Doors: 10am - 5pm (1 hour classes throughout the day, full details soon onwebsite: www.teaseorama.com) Price: Burlesque Bazaar FREE - $5 depending on class A few of the daytime classes we are offering this year: (descriptions/times to come shortly or check out: www.teaseorama.com): Have Tassels Will Travel PLAY BY LEGEND SATAN'S ANGEL Feminism and Burlesque Old School Dance Moves with Satan's Angel Beginning and Advanced Costumes Stage Makeup Tassel-Twirling Beginning Dance Moves and Theory Advanced Dance and Character Development Early Burlesque History Comedy History and Workshop History of Australian Showgirls Belly Dance for Burlesque Advanced Dance Workshop Troupe Leader Panel Posing For Cheesecake Pix AND MORE!!! Evening, Sunday Oct 2nd Meet the Burlesque LEGENDS of the past (panel discussion) AND Burlesque MovieFinale GALA event featuring CAMP BURLESQUE, Will the Thrill and Monica theTiki Goddess, vintage burlesque movies and oh so much more TBA! Location: The Victoria Theater (http://www.victoriatheatre.org/) ** Tickets on sale: August 29th 2961 16th Street, San Francisco Doors: 6pm Show: 6:30pm - 8pm (Legend Discussion), 8pm-10:30 (Burlesque Movies) Price: $15 includes WHOLE event!! Thursday Sept 29th Kingfish and Eddie's Hubba Hubba Revue present.....Meet and Greet the starsof Tease-O-Rama! Have a comfortable dinner while you rub elbows with thehottest burlesque talent in the world! A caberet style evening of burlesqueentertainment followed by a DJ dance party featuring Bardot Au Go Go DJ CaliKid! Location: Cafe du Nord (http://www.cafedunord.com) ** Tickets on sale: August 29th 2170 Market Street, San Francisco Tel: 415.861.5016 Doors: 9 pm Price: $8 There is sooo much more to announce for the weekend but we can only tell youso much at once... mark your calendars and buy your tickets so you don't missall the eye-popping fun! XOXO Tease-O-Rama 2005

Monday, August 15, 2005

Howdy there!This lil kitty is JETLAGGED!Articles from our wonderful Cabaret New Burlesque Shows in Paris!( I think we ended up doing 7 SOLD OUT shows and Dirty Martini and Idid 3 workshops-one for Canal TV to be aired in September in Paris)It was lovely working with Dirty Martini, Jasmine Vegas, Kitten deVille, Mi Mi Le Meaux and Kitty Diggins!http://www.froggydelight.com/froggydelight.php?article=0&onglet=1&theme=theatrehttp://www.liberation.fr/page.php?Article=315354http://www.tbw.free.fr/amtp/Be sure to catch the one page article on Kitten On the Keys inthe German Fetish Magazine- Marquis # 34 ! They gave me a one pagearticle and called me "delightful, talented, volputuous, and a ray ofsunshine on a cloudy day!Thanks Marquis!http://www.marquis.deJust wanted to say hello from my amazing journeys in Paris and MonteCarlo! I want to thank everyone that came out to Cabaret NewBurlesque in Bellville at Le Zebre! The French fans were fantastique!All of our shows were sell outs -even the added shows! Dirty Martiniand I taught some workshops-she did dance of course and I did glamouron a budget -pasty making and bra decoration. So much fun! So muchglitter!Dirty Martini and I were delighted to be flown to Monte Carlo by ourwonderful host Amedeo M Turello of Style Monte Carlo Magazine! What afantastic photographer and excellent host!It was such a delight to be there and be photographed in CANNES bysuch an amazing artist! We werehosted in the Balmoral Hotel overlooking the port, castle and allthose YACHTS. WOW! Johanna and Amedeo's gorgeous girlfiend Christinawere so much fun to hang out with! Merci!More on Style Monte Carlo:http://www.stylemontecarlo.comNext public performance by Kitten On the Keys will bewww.teaseorama.comSept 30-October 2nd 2005.Kitten is tickled pink to be hosting this years burlesque festival atBimbos in San Francisco!Be sure to catch a randy performace or two on the streets of SanFrancisco with my new band, the Mud Flappers with Rodney Austin!Take care,Suzannewww.kittymusic.com

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Well howdy there moonpies and cupcakes!Your San Francisco Musical Snack Cake thanks all of those brave folks who came out to see the many shows I tinkled the ivories at thispast weekend! WHEW! What a whirlwind of FUN!
At the Hi Fructose Magazine Release, I was beyond overjoyed to have super star musical genius Nik Phelps of the Sprocket Ensemble blow into his trusty clarinet to 1920's and 1930's Sin Pan Alley Classics like"Hot Nut Swing". Nik is a great composer but he also has played on many a Tom Waits album so you know I was giddy with glee!
I have one more show this week at the Rite Spot Cafe!Thursday, July 28th.2099 Folsom at 17th Street in San Francisco.9PM Free Nibblies and Libations are available.www.ritespotcafe.net
I leave Saturday for a trip of a lifetime!Kitten on the Keys heads for gay Paree for the third installmentof Cabaret New Burlesque featuring the best in Cabaret and Burlesque Entertainment August 1-6.Kitty Diggins, Kitten De Ville, MiMi Le Meaux, Dirty Martini, Kitten On the Keys and chantuese Jasmine Vegas make up the bill at www.lezebre.comhttp://www.quartierdete.com/I have new songs thanks to a collaboration with APE's Frank Noviki!
While in Paris I am taking a wee sojourn to Monte Carlo! Tinkle Tinklecourtesy of Style Monte Carlo! Thanks to everyone who has encouraged myperforming even though I am constant depressed pain in the ass!
Tooodles!Kitten On the Keyswww.kittymusic.com

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Howdy Moonpies and Cupcakes!Your Musical Snack Cake with the Moist Creamy Center,Miss Kitten On the Keys, has a variety of giggles and guffaws to sharewith you for the end of July! Come hear saucy songs and delight in the manyspunky shenanigans that this titillating temptress serves up!
7/21 Kitten on the Keys at the Hush Hush Lounge This delightful den is CLOSING! Come hear kitten put sin in her Syncopation with her Flapperette Faves on piano and Ukulele. HUSH HUSH496 14thStreet, San Francisco, CA 94107,US - $4.00 (415) 241-9944 www.hushhushlounge.com 10PM until Midnight
7/22 Lounge Piano at The Marriott Hotel 4th and MarketAtrium Lounge 5-8 PM Free w/ drink purchaseCome drink overpriced cocktails with stale pretzels and laugh at Suzanne's Horrific Lounge Repitoire! Feelings.... whoa whoa whoa feelings.....STYX is my new fave to butcher.... ouch!
Then at 10PM scamper on over to the Varnish Gallery 77 Natoma Streetfor local celeb artist Atta Boys Magazine Launch PartyHi Fructose www.hifructose.comThis is gonna be fun! What merkin should I wear? hmmmmmm
07/28/2005 09:00 PM - Rite Spot Cafe 2099 Folsom at 17th, San Francisco, CA 94107,US - FREEMeow! Miss Kitten On the Keys plays piano bar style in this homey Bar And Restuarant! Hear her tickle the ivories-cabaret gems and naughty Sin Pan Alley treaures! 9PM Free www.ritespotcafe.net www.kittymusic.com Suzanne will be concentrating on French music as she returns to Paris to perform in Cabaret New Burlesque August 1-6! www.lezebre.com
Oh and be sure to see a snappy of Kitten in the latest issue of Venus Magazinereading on her "litterbox" with rufflebutt scanties dangling around her ankles.......(photo by my Mud Flapper bandmate, Rodney Austin)Read a review of her in Parisian Rock Magazine "Paris Crossroads" , and local rag Performer Mag ,Spectator, and the Bay Times!WHEW!Have a great month!Kitten
Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Show this Friday Night!
07/08/2005 09:00 PM - Hotel Utah 500 4th Street, San Francisco, CA 94101,US - $7.00 members of Polkacide and Kitten On the Keys play 20's -40's Sin Pan Alley ditties and Hapa Haole ..'s in this Ukuelele centric band- Uke-Thanasia! A treat for your toes and ears! Ward Abronski ,Neil Bossa, Lawrence on Bone, Kitten on Piano . www.hotelutah.com www.polkacide.com www.kittymusic.com Other Bands- www.oncethere.net jazz www.lukealexander.com

Friday, July 01, 2005

Oh dear,
How could I forget that I met Steve Jones of The Sex Pistols Wed night?
He was very kind! Look for the star fucker evidence on my website!
Thanks to the photographer who snapped the photo!
Speaking of which, the piano duo I am involved with was shot by famous
rock photographer Pat Johnson yesterday. Wow, so cool to work with such a professional
person! The first photo looked amazing... no complaints from my own insecure peanut gallery that lives inside my head. www.patjohnson.com
Wow!
I actually got to attend an event last night as a non performer.
It was super!
Got to see APE, thanks for getting me in Frank Novivki!
Saw the sassyDevilettes do their grrove thang! So much fun and high energy.
Missed the belly dancers unfortunately.
They looked really great!
The Rickshaw Stop is where it all happend and it was nice!
My fellow feline Miss MiMi Le Meaux was there from San Diego!
Can't wait to be in Paris with her in 4 weeks!
Monique, I miss her so much, is having a great show tonight of the creatures she makes from
bones and vintage clothing scraps.... BEAUTIFUL....I am gonna go!
.paxtongate www.moniquemotil.com

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

http://www.porthalcyon.com/features/200506/tikioasis.shtml

Wow, thanks to Will the Thrill and Monica for showing me around Palm Springs!
And that nice man included me in his article about Baby Doe and Otto's cool event,
Tiki Oasis! I was so delighted to be there! My voice gave out in the dry desert air but, I just kept on going! I got to perform with ukulele master, Frank Novicki from APE! Thanks for everything Frank! He even wrote me a song...."You Bring Out The Savage In Me"! It's awesome and I intend to ad it to my kitty repitoire on uke and vocals..... suiper snappy and catchy! Look for more Daddy Frank and Kitten collaborations in the future!

Also, my new duo with Rodney Austin made its debut this weekend for PRIDE. We even got press at www.artnewsextra.com for visual Aids Sweet 16 Party. Wow, that was neat to debut at Yerba Beuna Center for the Arts. David as Lucien Stern was a dreamboat as the MC with MRS VEra. I fell in love with drag super star Gina La Davina and her pal Muffy Sincere! Go MUFFY!
She won!

Last night at danced at Club NV. I was so out of it in the 80's I couldn;t keep up with the band.
Thank goodness they added a lil Southern Rock and AC/DC... whew......
Tonight I am a roller skating cupcake girl named Cutie for my pal Gregangelo. I am excited I get to see many of my performer pals tonight! Hope I don;t break my arm on those skates!
I need my paws!

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Wow,
An actual post!
I am trying not to just use blogspot to promote shows I am in.
I have had a pretty nice weekend.
Did a bunch of shows ansd met some friendly Frank Sinatra loving people at
my substitute job last night.
They got me primed to watch "Pal Joey" today!
ZIP.... is a great song!

Had bad nightmares though.
I am getting really sick of the bad thoughts.
Really scary, mean husband killing me and attacking me.
When will all of this badness go away?
I am actually really scared for my well being.
Can't seem to shake the sadness and anger of the horrible betryal of it all.
All right in my FACE.
Not so nice.
I know I am being vague. Why be polite when the other party was NOT polite at all?
Ever wish you could turn back time and not have to think of all the sadness?
Then my Mom would still be alive and I would have ever married.
It was so greatI was ALLOWED to have a career.
I really appreciated that. That was the one great thing I came out of this whole thing.
Someone ALLOWED me to work my ass off. AWESOME!
Wish I could meet someone who would be nice to me and treat me well.
I think after awhile I deserve it!

Tonight should be a fun show with Rodney!
We have a new dup called the MUD FLAPPERS...... bad flapper girls soked in gin and more!
www.rodneyland.com

I am going to do a new version of Hot Nut Swing!
I do that song at the Rite Spot but not at Burlesque Shows.
Should be fun and sassy.
There are many different versions of the song from the 1930's.
Georgia White and Lil Harding Armstrong are my influences.

Only one month until PARIS! Can't wait to go.
If anyone knows of any great places I should visit, let me know!
Tooodles,
Kitten

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Kitten brings her Keys to the Hush Hush Lounge 7/21 Message: Meow! Kitten brings her uke, accordion and her pianah to The Hush Hush Lounge 496 14th Street at Guerrero (415) 241-9944 www.hushhushlounge.com Thursday, July 21st 10-Midnight $4.00 cover FUN Flapperosity and Cabaret Kookiness www.kittymusic.com Catch Kitten before she runs off to Paris!

Monday, June 13, 2005

Miss Cherry Jubilie’s Burlesque CabaretSunday, June 26thRickshaw Stop155 Fell Street, SF415-861-2011Doors 7:00pm, Show 8:00pmCover: $10 w/flyer $12 w/outKitten on the KeysKellita of the Hot Pink FeathersSimone De La GettoNavel WarfareEsperanzaMiss RodneySara Klotz de AguilarBanana PeelEyeball & The Wooper (from the Crosstops)Ariyana LeFayRiff DittiesHearta GoldMC Mr. SinDJ Otter & DJ ScottyTantalizing Teases by High-heeled Vixens, Perplexing Beauties, Bewitching Belly Dancers, Handsome Kings & Captivating Queens, Seductive Melodists, Gags, Giggles & Rock n’Roll. The production of Miss Cherry Jubilie's Burlesque Cabaret happens once every three months in different venues around San Francisco. For more information, please email Madame Maraschino at poisoncherryproductions@comcast.net--Madame Maraschino & Miss Cherry JubiliePoison Cherry Productions415-425-0845

Sass! Sequins! Songs!