Howdy Moonpies and Cupcakes!Your Musical Snack Cake with the Moist Creamy Center,Miss Kitten On the Keys, has a variety of giggles and guffaws to sharewith you for the end of July! Come hear saucy songs and delight in the manyspunky shenanigans that this titillating temptress serves up!
7/21 Kitten on the Keys at the Hush Hush Lounge This delightful den is CLOSING! Come hear kitten put sin in her Syncopation with her Flapperette Faves on piano and Ukulele. HUSH HUSH496 14thStreet, San Francisco, CA 94107,US - $4.00 (415) 241-9944 www.hushhushlounge.com 10PM until Midnight
7/22 Lounge Piano at The Marriott Hotel 4th and MarketAtrium Lounge 5-8 PM Free w/ drink purchaseCome drink overpriced cocktails with stale pretzels and laugh at Suzanne's Horrific Lounge Repitoire! Feelings.... whoa whoa whoa feelings.....STYX is my new fave to butcher.... ouch!
Then at 10PM scamper on over to the Varnish Gallery 77 Natoma Streetfor local celeb artist Atta Boys Magazine Launch PartyHi Fructose www.hifructose.comThis is gonna be fun! What merkin should I wear? hmmmmmm
07/28/2005 09:00 PM - Rite Spot Cafe 2099 Folsom at 17th, San Francisco, CA 94107,US - FREEMeow! Miss Kitten On the Keys plays piano bar style in this homey Bar And Restuarant! Hear her tickle the ivories-cabaret gems and naughty Sin Pan Alley treaures! 9PM Free www.ritespotcafe.net www.kittymusic.com Suzanne will be concentrating on French music as she returns to Paris to perform in Cabaret New Burlesque August 1-6! www.lezebre.com
Oh and be sure to see a snappy of Kitten in the latest issue of Venus Magazinereading on her "litterbox" with rufflebutt scanties dangling around her ankles.......(photo by my Mud Flapper bandmate, Rodney Austin)Read a review of her in Parisian Rock Magazine "Paris Crossroads" , and local rag Performer Mag ,Spectator, and the Bay Times!WHEW!Have a great month!Kitten
Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

Show this Friday Night!
07/08/2005 09:00 PM - Hotel Utah 500 4th Street, San Francisco, CA 94101,US - $7.00 members of Polkacide and Kitten On the Keys play 20's -40's Sin Pan Alley ditties and Hapa Haole ..'s in this Ukuelele centric band- Uke-Thanasia! A treat for your toes and ears! Ward Abronski ,Neil Bossa, Lawrence on Bone, Kitten on Piano . www.hotelutah.com www.polkacide.com www.kittymusic.com Other Bands- www.oncethere.net jazz www.lukealexander.com

Oh dear,
How could I forget that I met Steve Jones of The Sex Pistols Wed night?
He was very kind! Look for the star fucker evidence on my website!
Thanks to the photographer who snapped the photo!
Speaking of which, the piano duo I am involved with was shot by famous
rock photographer Pat Johnson yesterday. Wow, so cool to work with such a professional
person! The first photo looked amazing... no complaints from my own insecure peanut gallery that lives inside my head. www.patjohnson.com

Wow!
I actually got to attend an event last night as a non performer.
It was super!
Got to see APE, thanks for getting me in Frank Novivki!
Saw the sassyDevilettes do their grrove thang! So much fun and high energy.
Missed the belly dancers unfortunately.
They looked really great!
The Rickshaw Stop is where it all happend and it was nice!
My fellow feline Miss MiMi Le Meaux was there from San Diego!
Can't wait to be in Paris with her in 4 weeks!
Monique, I miss her so much, is having a great show tonight of the creatures she makes from
bones and vintage clothing scraps.... BEAUTIFUL....I am gonna go!
.paxtongate www.moniquemotil.com

http://www.porthalcyon.com/features/200506/tikioasis.shtml

Wow, thanks to Will the Thrill and Monica for showing me around Palm Springs!
And that nice man included me in his article about Baby Doe and Otto's cool event,
Tiki Oasis! I was so delighted to be there! My voice gave out in the dry desert air but, I just kept on going! I got to perform with ukulele master, Frank Novicki from APE! Thanks for everything Frank! He even wrote me a song...."You Bring Out The Savage In Me"! It's awesome and I intend to ad it to my kitty repitoire on uke and vocals..... suiper snappy and catchy! Look for more Daddy Frank and Kitten collaborations in the future!

Also, my new duo with Rodney Austin made its debut this weekend for PRIDE. We even got press at www.artnewsextra.com for visual Aids Sweet 16 Party. Wow, that was neat to debut at Yerba Beuna Center for the Arts. David as Lucien Stern was a dreamboat as the MC with MRS VEra. I fell in love with drag super star Gina La Davina and her pal Muffy Sincere! Go MUFFY!
She won!

Last night at danced at Club NV. I was so out of it in the 80's I couldn;t keep up with the band.
Thank goodness they added a lil Southern Rock and AC/DC... whew......
Tonight I am a roller skating cupcake girl named Cutie for my pal Gregangelo. I am excited I get to see many of my performer pals tonight! Hope I don;t break my arm on those skates!
I need my paws!

Wow,
An actual post!
I am trying not to just use blogspot to promote shows I am in.
I have had a pretty nice weekend.
Did a bunch of shows ansd met some friendly Frank Sinatra loving people at
my substitute job last night.
They got me primed to watch "Pal Joey" today!
ZIP.... is a great song!

Had bad nightmares though.
I am getting really sick of the bad thoughts.
Really scary, mean husband killing me and attacking me.
When will all of this badness go away?
I am actually really scared for my well being.
Can't seem to shake the sadness and anger of the horrible betryal of it all.
All right in my FACE.
Not so nice.
I know I am being vague. Why be polite when the other party was NOT polite at all?
Ever wish you could turn back time and not have to think of all the sadness?
Then my Mom would still be alive and I would have ever married.
It was so greatI was ALLOWED to have a career.
I really appreciated that. That was the one great thing I came out of this whole thing.
Someone ALLOWED me to work my ass off. AWESOME!
Wish I could meet someone who would be nice to me and treat me well.
I think after awhile I deserve it!

Tonight should be a fun show with Rodney!
We have a new dup called the MUD FLAPPERS...... bad flapper girls soked in gin and more!
www.rodneyland.com

I am going to do a new version of Hot Nut Swing!
I do that song at the Rite Spot but not at Burlesque Shows.
Should be fun and sassy.
There are many different versions of the song from the 1930's.
Georgia White and Lil Harding Armstrong are my influences.

Only one month until PARIS! Can't wait to go.
If anyone knows of any great places I should visit, let me know!
Tooodles,
Kitten

Kitten brings her Keys to the Hush Hush Lounge 7/21 Message: Meow! Kitten brings her uke, accordion and her pianah to The Hush Hush Lounge 496 14th Street at Guerrero (415) 241-9944 www.hushhushlounge.com Thursday, July 21st 10-Midnight $4.00 cover FUN Flapperosity and Cabaret Kookiness www.kittymusic.com Catch Kitten before she runs off to Paris!

Miss Cherry Jubilie’s Burlesque CabaretSunday, June 26thRickshaw Stop155 Fell Street, SF415-861-2011Doors 7:00pm, Show 8:00pmCover: $10 w/flyer $12 w/outKitten on the KeysKellita of the Hot Pink FeathersSimone De La GettoNavel WarfareEsperanzaMiss RodneySara Klotz de AguilarBanana PeelEyeball & The Wooper (from the Crosstops)Ariyana LeFayRiff DittiesHearta GoldMC Mr. SinDJ Otter & DJ ScottyTantalizing Teases by High-heeled Vixens, Perplexing Beauties, Bewitching Belly Dancers, Handsome Kings & Captivating Queens, Seductive Melodists, Gags, Giggles & Rock n’Roll. The production of Miss Cherry Jubilie's Burlesque Cabaret happens once every three months in different venues around San Francisco. For more information, please email Madame Maraschino at poisoncherryproductions@comcast.net--Madame Maraschino & Miss Cherry JubiliePoison Cherry Productions415-425-0845

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:THE WORLD'S "TOP TEASERS" TO TAKE THE STAGE,IN CELEBRATION OF THE NATION'S LONGEST-RUNNINGBURLESQUE PAGEANT: MISS EXOTIC WORLD 2005"Burlesque is experiencing a revival, flowing from America's cultural centers, across the heartland, and slowly, around the world."-- ABC NewsHelendale, CA (May 16, 2005) -- Exotic World USA, home of the world's ONLY Burlesque Museum and Striptease Hall of Fame, is pleased to announce that on June 4, 2005, over 100 of the world's most talented, tantalizing teasers will join Exotic World proprietress Dixie Evans ("The Marilyn Monroe of Burlesque") and fellow legends of the burlesque stage Tempest Storm, Tura Satana, Kitten Natividad, Satan's Angel, Yvette Paris, Liz Renay and reigning Miss Exotic World, Dirty Martini, for the museum's 15th Annual Miss Exotic World Pageant & Striptease Reunion.Hosted by the one & only El Vez, along with San Francisco's friskiest feline, Kitten on the Keys, Sideshow Superstar "The Amazing Blazing Tyler Fyre" (NYC) and comedian Blaine Capatch (LA), this year's show is a joint venture of Exotic World USA and Lucha VaVoom Productions, and will take place on the grounds of the Exotic World Burlesque Museum -- located just off historic Route 66 in Helendale, California.A risque American folk art that all but disappeared with the advent of television, burlesque has recently re-emerged as a major cultural phenomenon. Its boa-clad, rhinestone-studded revival is as evident in the explosion of burlesque-inspired nightclubs (40 Deuce, Tangerine, etc.), as it is in the "retro-glam" fashions of such mall-friendly retail giants as Victoria's Secret & Frederick's of Hollywood.Widely regarded as the "Miss America of Burlesque," Miss Exotic World is the most coveted title in the increasingly competitive, high- profile world of retro-flavored bump & grind. With acts that range from the elegant, ballet-inspired striptease made famous by superstars such as Sally Rand and Lili St. Cyr, to fire-eating, hula- hooping and even gravity-defying aerial stunts, the Miss Exotic World Pageant consistently draws the biggest names in burlesque past, present & future -- including diverse, top-flight performers representing all shapes, sizes, ages and backgrounds, from exhibitionist grandmothers to thirty-something PhDs and classically- trained modern dancers.In honor of the show's landmark anniversary (Note: In addition to celebrating the Pageant's 15th year, 2005 also marks the 50th anniversary of the founding of the Exotic Dancer's League, by Exotic World's founder, the late Jennie Lee), this year's show will include several new features, including a nighttime "title bout" (with top performers competing for the Miss Exotic World title & crown, beginning at dusk), and the debut of two new competitive categories ("Best Newcomer" and "Legend in the Making"); as well as a "Best Costume" contest; special tributes to recently deceased stars of the Burlesque stage, including Evelyn "The $50,000 Treasure Chest" West; a classic car, chopper & hot rod exhibition; and an all-day bazaar featuring vintage & pin-up vendors and between-set tunes, courtesy of celebrity DJs Senor Amor (LA) & Scott Ewalt (NYC).The 2005 Miss Exotic World Pageant will take place on Saturday, June 4 at 1PM (gates open at 12 noon) at 29053 Wild Road in Helendale, CA. Admission is $25/person (advance purchase through ticketweb.com ONLY) and $30/day of show (venue only).Editors Note:Interviews, images and a full list of Miss Exotic World 2005 competitors and performers is available by request. Commercial photographers, television professionals, documentary filmmakers and print journalists must call in advance for reservations. For more information or to schedule interviews with Dixie Evans, exhibition participants, or to arrange tours of the museum, please email laura@exoticworldusa.org or call (917) 599-8178."...As 'burlesque mania' edges ever closer to a fever pitch, a trip to the Pageant is a true must in the dust." -- Style Monte Carlo, Winter '05###-------------------------ABRIDGED RELEASE & LIST OF SATURDAY'S PARTICIPANTS:As you may know, the one & only Miss Exotic World Pageant & Striptease Reunion is finallyupon us… in fact, it's this coming weekend, June 3-5!That's right, Exotic World USA, home of the ORIGINAL Burlesque Festival & Striptease Reunion, proudly presents the 15th Annual Miss Exotic World Pageant -- hosted by El Vez, with Kitten on the Keys (SF), Blaine Capatch (LA) & the Amazin' Blazin' Tyler Fyre (NYC)... and featuring an ALL-STAR CAST of the world's top teasers, taking it all off in the ultimate battle for STRIPTEASE SUPREMACY!But wait… there's more!Saturday's main event will also include a classic car, hotrod & chopper exhibition; vintage & pin-up vendors; raffles & giveaways, food & drink *and* Celebrity DJs Senor Amor & Scott Ewalt, spinningthe very finest "take-it-off" tunes all day long!So: what the hell are you waiting for?Get your tickets here:http://www.ticketweb.com/user? region=socal&query=schedule&venue=exoticworldorvisit www.exoticworldusa.com for more details… and don't forget to SPREAD THE WORD!Team EWPS: Here's a peek at the earth-shattering ecdysiasts currently confirmed for Saturday's show:Adonna VichetAlotta BoutteAmber RayBambi the MermaidBella BerettaThe World Famous *BOB*Bunny LoveCharlotte La Belle AraigneeDelirium TremensDesire D'AmourDiamondback AnnieDolores De MuelaEsperanzaEva Von SlutEzili Belladonna StarThe Flying FoxHarvest MoonHot Pink FeathersIndigo BlueIsis StarrJami DeadlyJulie Atlas MuzKalani KoKonutsLady AceLili's Burlesque RevueLittle BrooklynLucy FurMimi LeMeauxPanty RaidPa-Ooh-LaPeekaboo PointePeek A Boo RevuePenny Starr, Jr.Scarlet SinclairSkin Tight Outta SightSparkly DevilSummer PeachesToots L'AmourTorchy TabooTrixie Little & The Evil, Tap-Dancing Hate MonkeyVenus DeMilleVienna LeRougeVivienne VaVoomMiss Von LividThe Wau Wau SistersZaraa Ra'naaWith special appearances by:Bambi Sr.Camille 2000CynthianaDaiquiri St JohnDixie EvansKitten NatividadKiva, "Queen of Fans"Liz RenayMarinkaRicci CortezSatan's AngelTempest StormTura SatanaYvette Paris... & other Vintage Stars of the Burlesque Stage!For more info, please visit www.exoticworldusa.com.

Oh My! It is the end of an era!The Odeon Bar is closing folks! sniff sniffI have had some of my bestest burlesque moments at this humble dive in the outer Mission. Kitten on the Keys pulls out all of the stops for this evening.Joining her is Mr Tinkler.......Together they are THE FirkeytoodlersUke and pianoHello Music Lovers! The Odeon is closing and this is the last weekend!Come Join Kitten On the Keys, Cotton Candy Cabaret, and Project Pimento Friday 5/20.Odeon Bar 3223 Mission at Valencia10PMwww.odeonbar.comJoining Kitten On The Keys is the very frightening Mr Tinkler of Polkacide, Flipper and SF Burlesque Orchestra Fame.Hear showtunes from a different point of view!Special Kitten musical surprizes!Hope to see you there!Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.com

Come to Exotic World this year!
Exotic World USA When: Friday Jun 03, 2005 at 7:00 PM Where: Exotic World Ranch29053 Wild RoadHelendale, CA 92342 US The 15th Annual Miss Exotic World Pageant & 48th Annual Striptease Reunion, June 3-5 2005 at Exotic World Ranch in Helendale, California. NEWSFLASH! Special advance purchase tickets are on sale now, exclusively through TicketWeb.com -- so log on and get yours before they're all gone! Exotic World USA is pleased to announce that the 15th Annual Miss Exotic World Pageant & 48th Annual Striptease Reunion will take place the weekend of June 3-5, 2005 (that's right, the WHOLE weekend) at national BQ HQ: Exotic World Ranch in lovely Helendale, California. Following the smash success of last year's Friday night festivities, we've decided to make this year's production even bigger -- with twice as much show and new, improved events all weekend long -- so pack your pasties and portable fans, 'cause it's gonna be a scorcher! I know what you're thinking: "No way! How could they possibly make my annual trek to Exotic World, Striptease Mecca of the Mojave, any better?" Well, we've got a few answers: 1) AIR CONDITIONINGAnd lots of it -- the built-in kind, even (all the better to keep your tassels twirling!) 2) IMPRESSIVE NEW ADDITIONS TO THE PRODUCTION TEAMWe're ecstatic to announce that Liz Fairbairn of Rita D'Albert (of Lucha VaVoom fame), have agreed to join the team as Executive Producers of this year's extravaganza. Welcome, ladies of Lucha! 3) MORE SHOW, MORE LEGENDARY LADIES AND EVEN MORE ROOM AT THE INN!******The Lenwood Holiday Inn, that is... so be sure to book your rooms early, 'cause we're getting the run of the place this year, and it WILL sell out! Call 1-760-253-9200 to reserve today -- and remember: to get the super special Miss Exotic World discount, be sure to tell 'em Dixie sent you! More details to follow in the next week or so (including entry information, deadlines, etc.), so mark your calendars and STAY TUNED!

Howdy there folks!Miss Kitten On the Keys has two exciting solo shows this weekand lotsa other stuff in May!Saturday Night 4/23at the Odeon Bar3223 Mission Street at Valencia in SFKitten hits the stage at 10PM-ish opening for the MONSTERS of YOYO!Included in this fab yoyo line up is Doc Popkins and my personal fave Dave Capurroof the Jim Rose Sideshow!www.odeonbar.comMonday Night 4/25FreeRite Spot Cafe 2099 Folsom at 17th8:30-ish-11PMFlapper Faves and Rock Anthems!Food and Libations!Super fun and it is FREE(this is not so much of a show show as my back is unfortunately turnedto the audience-more of a music appreciation night than a booby oggle)www.ritespotcafe.net4/29Great Show not to be MISSED I am a mere teensy accordion playing cog in this AMAZING show wheel.(Kitten On the Squeeze!)This is truly one of those MUST see shows.Zen Hospice Benefit 4/29 at Broadway Studios in SF435 Broadway SF( 415) 291-0133PolkacideTrapeze Duo the Starlings w/ as is brass band (w/ members of xtra Action Marching Band and MORE!)ToychestraLeslie Tipton ContortionPlus Special guestsThe Starlings are super fantastic-the best trapeze act I have seen ! Love Them!>^..^<$12.00 May 1st Sex Workers Art Show Opening Night!Racy ragtime shenanigans!Comedy cabaret with a delirously decadent feel!Kitten pulls out all of the cockamamie stunts for this one!Center for Sex and Culture398 11th street guest star Annie Sprinklewww.bayswan.orgMay 6th-May 8th! Tiki Oasis Palm SpringsI am so delighted to be a part of this fantastic event put on byBaby Doe and Otto von Stroheim of Tiki news!Kitten strums her uke and squeezes her accordion in Palm Springs!Pirate lassie and wicked wahine! Special duo with Ape's Frank NovickiGreat artists from all over the country!www.tikinews.comMay 12thKitten will tinkle the ivories and warm the cock-les of your heart Delightful Ditties! Flaming Flapperosity! Mischievous Melodies! CD available for purchase! Rock out or Flap out! 2099 Folsom Street at 17th FREE 8:30-ish until 11PM-ish www.ritespotcafe.net www.kittymusic.com And later in MAY! The New York Burlesque Festival!CD's available at most shows!Look for mention of Kitten's performance at Teatro Zinzanni in this weeks Bay Times!'She and Anita Cocktail got a rave review by Sister Dana Von Iquity.Photos of supervisor Bevan Duffy'smakeover by Gal Pals from Queer Eye for the Straight Gal are a must see!Those are Kitten's clothes! (Yikes!)The show was for a benefit for New Leaf Services.Suzanne Ramsey >^..^

Show listing!The Empire Plush Room Presents:Dirty Little Secret Campy Vaudeville Variety Burlesque ShowThe York Hotel940 Sutter StreetSF, CA 94109415-885-280021 and upFriday and Saturday Late Nights ongoing11PM$25.00http://www.adirtylittlesecret.com/There was a time when those in “the know” snuck out of the house and into the night to find themselves some excitement. This usually meant one of two things; a night in jail or a night in one of the City’s numerous Speakeasy’s. Now-a-days, people in “the know” are sneaking into the Empire Plush Rooms Dirty Little Secret – A Roaring 20’s Revue. Part Camp, part Burlesque and all Vaudeville, this Dirty Little Secret has brought together acts that are sure to amaze and titillate. Your Emcee for the night, the ebullient magician RJ Owens, guides you through this fast-paced hour and a half show much like Willy Wonka guides one through the chocolate factory…you never know what will happen next. Where else can you see vintage Vaudeville sketches interwoven seamlessly with a guy who makes and juggles pancakes, the finest and sassiest chanteuses belting to the back row, and the most scintillating of burlesque performers all on one stage? Dirty Little Secret, that’s where! A place your Grandmother might have warned you about! TicketsThere are three ways to obtain tickets:1) Through our box office, by calling:
415.885.2800Box Office hours are Monday thru Saturday 12:00 pm to 7:00 pm.Groups 12 or larger receive a discounted ticket price and can make their arrangements by calling:
415.885.6800 x 1002) Online, by visiting:
http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?query=search®ion=xxx&category=misc&search=Empire+Plush+Room%27s+Dirty+Little+Secret&submit.x=12&submit.y=16 3) At the door:
A small number of tickets are set aside for purchase at Will Call beginning at 10:00 pm the night of the performance. These can go quickly, so we recommend arriving just before 10:00, or better yet, making your arrangements in advance. We hate turning folks away at the door because seats are all taken – only those who have purchased tickets in advance are guaranteed admittance. Parking:
There are two lots that offer parking within two blocks of the Empire Plush Room. The Butterick Garage is located two blocks south of the Plush Room on Sutter. It closes, Friday and Saturday at 1:00 am. North of the theater, two blocks up on Sutter, is a self-park and pay lot. Street parking is also an option but is limited and often quite competitive.Only Individuals 21 and over will be allowed admittance, please be prepared to show picture ID upon request RJ OwensRJ the Big Magic Fungi415 341 5737 Cellwww.rjowens.com

CHICKEN JOHNPRESENTSCHAOS CABARET:
Come see Kitten on the Keys in this GREAT show coming to Seattle and Portland!
xxxooo
Kitten
www.kittymusic.com


Tongues of the Odeon"We're Bringing the Whole Damn Bar!"A Traveling Variety Show Comprised of Circus Acts and MoreF R O MSan Francisco's most Outré DemimondeCOMING SWIFTLY AND INEXORABLY TO SELECTED VENUES IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWESTIncludingFriday, November 5th in Portland, Oregonat Dante's, 1 SW 3rd AvenueandSaturday, November 6th in Seattle, Washingtonat The Catwalk, 172 S. WashingtonA Mesmerizing Display of Impossibility-- More Show than can Possibly Fit on One Single Stage!From the (in)famous Odeon Bar & Night ClubS.F.'s DARKEST DIVEwhere Chaos gives birth to New Worlds of Entertainment!Once again, Grand Ringmonster CHICKEN JOHN, Showman Extraordinaire, will bring his carefully cultivated anthology of pulse-quickening, brain-badgering attractions to our Great Sister Cities to the North. Each single engagement is a not-to-be-missed mélange of Impossible Musical Feats, Countless Acts of Transcendental Stupidity and Terrifying Aesthetic Outrage. If you can bear to smell the smoke and flames and hear the cannon's roar, this show is for YOU, but NOT FOR CHILDREN or those (too) easily shocked. THE SHOW MUST GO ON! and on... and on... FIVE SOLID HOURS of unforgettable attractions (bring a lunch) commencing (no kidding) at preciselyNINE P.M.as it is necessary to allow enough time to present the ENTIRE VERTIGINOUS VORTEX in a single evening, includingThe musical and video effects of the uncanny K-ROB!The Dinosauriad,a lecture, with slides and Very Special Effects, on the Tribulations & Travails of the vanished Mesozoic Age,concluding with an exclusive video presentation entitled, When Chasmosaurs Attack! by none other than the Church of the SubGenius's own Dr. HOWLAND OWLL!DANIEL BROWNING SMITH,the amazingly disturbing, anatomy-defiling RUBBERBOY!TOSHIRO HIRANO,the Yodeling Old-time Country & Western Singer from Way Out East (Japan)!LOOP!STATION, a Sultry Siren & Multiplied (but not mellow) Cello!WILL FRANKEN,beyond all stand-up standards of uncanny Comedy!KRISTA BRAY,our rambunctious Raving Beauty of a RING GIRL!THE FAMOUS,soi dissant Tongue-in-cheek ROCK & ROLL!THE LONESOME DOORMEN,Gallant Gatekeepers of the Odeon!ROCKY ROULETTE,the World's Only Pogo-Stick riding Male Ecdysiast!KITTEN ON THE KEYS,bodacious & bawdy Barrelhouse Babe!SPARKLE MOTION,voluptuous beauties performing, er, synchronized movements (the Kind Men Like), Dance Troupe caught in a Spandex Time Warp!JASHA,a self-described New Wave Leotard Disaster!All Hosted and Roasted by Monster of Ceremonies, Your Cordial Confusionist CHRIS KARNEY!Concluding with the dynamic musical sensationSING ALONG WITH CHICKEN & HAL!The One-Night Stand of a Two-Man One-Man Band!With gags, novelties, Cosmic Revelations, Scrapingly Low-Brow Comedy, High-Flown Rhetoric, Hi-jinx, Boffo Buffoonery, Gorgeous Chorines & Goofball Gallants, musically supported by the Amazing K-ROB, andwithDAMMIT THE AMAZING WONDER-DOG!IN WHAT WELL MAY BE HER FINAL THEATRICAL APPEARANCE BEFORE RETIREMENTAll for the Preposterously Reasonable Admission Price of$7.00!AMERICANDO NOT NEGLECT TO ATTEND THIS SUI GENERIS SHOW, FOR IF YOU DO MISS IT YOU MAY END UP KICKING YOURSELF IN THE HEAD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FRUSTRATION ALL THE WAY TO YOUR GRAVE, AND PERHAPS EVEN AFTERWARD IN YOUR TOMB. COME ONE, COME ALL. FOR ON-LINE INFORMATION CONSULTodeonbar.com/chaos&2gyrlz.org/festival

2 Great Shows The Odeon Bar Goes NORTH 10/5, 10/6
Dante's1 SW 3rd Ave Portland, OR(503) 226-6630www.danteslive.comShow begins at 9:00 with Krob and videos.9:30 Dr. Hal dinosaur slide show10:00 Will Franken10:15 sparkle motion10:25 famous10:40 Roky Roulette10:45 don paul10:55 yashi11:10 Hot pink11:20 rubberboy11:35 Lonesome Doormen11:45 Loop Station12:00 Zoli12:10 kitten12:25 Toshio12:45 Dammit12:55 Sparlke motion1:05 Sing along with Chicken & Hal1:25 show endsThe Catwalk Club172 S. WashingtonSeattle, WA 98102(206) 622-1863Krob is our music confabulator. He is a soundscape artists and video collage mixer. His work is disturbing and hysterical. Undescribable.Dr. Hal Robins is the founder of the Church of the Subgenius. The sage of the Odeon Bar, he is all knowing, all seeing. Hal mentally bench presses language and has thousands of poem committed to memory including the Rime of the Ancient Mariner, the Prophet and many JRR Tolkien just to name a few. As a member of the scientific community, amateur paleontologist Dr. Hal will give a 30 minute slide show of the history of dinosaurs. It may sound a bit wholesome, but this show is the most fascinating, relevant and astute social commentary on our culture today. No shit.http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/LA-SF2000/1head/ 1head.html click through the pictures it's fun!Will Franken weaves countless comedic characters into a ridiculious web that captures you and will not let you go. The first time I saw him I almost peed my pants. He is really funny.http://willfranken.com/Sparkle Motion is 5 girls trapped in a spandex time warped performance humility experiment. A show that started in a bedroom mirror with a hairbrush for a microphone… but then Chicken John gave them a stage…The Famous are an avant-country group. Their hit; Daly City Lady will be blasting out of Caprice Classics’ all over the country any minute now. Call their hot line:1-800-2FAMOUShttp://www.thefamous.net/Roky Roulette is the worlds only pogo stick jumping strip tease artist. He takes it all off without ever missing a jump. Awesome!!!http://www.loficustoms.com/artshows/mar_2004/images/roky6.jpgMaxwell Coldpepper, Master of Forbidden Arts will perform a mysterious magical re-animation of a GOLEM!!!! SCARY!!!!!Jascha Ephraim is a new wave leotard disaster. His music is urban contemporary. An eclectic mix of Prince, easy listening and Devo. But when you listen to the lyrics it’s punk fucking rock. His song “It’s raining astronauts” is just plain wrong. But the casual laise-faire feel good song of the 70’s vibe is morbid and silly. His show includes a wonderment of visuals displayed on mammoth screen on stage that he can’t stop looking at as he’s singing. He’s a weird guy.http://www.jaschaephraim.com/Kellita from the Hot Pink Feathers has an award winning ass. No shit, at the international burlesque festival in NYC last year she won an award for having the best ass in burlesque. You’ll see why. Kellita will dance to Samba grooves and generally be the most energetic and cute thing in our show.http://www.hotpinkfeathers.com/Daniel Browning Smith is the Rubberboy. Star of stage and screen (most notably next seasons’ Carnival) Daniel is the son Chicken never had. The most flexible man alive, his show will leave you feeling like you are 2 dimensional. The only thing more twisted than his body is the dialog that you will share with him while he sticks his elbow in his ear, puts his chin on his spine and wraps his quaint southern demeanor around your heart.http://www.therubberboy.com/The door is a lonely place, especially at the Odeon Bar, where a doorman sees a great many things but doesn’t have anyone to tell them about. So we gave Burke and Phoenix 15 minutes of stage time to recall and recount the endless strange nights that have given them the wisdom to help make the word a better place, but not enough for them to get a real job.Loop Station is the name of an effects pedal used by singer Robin and chellist Sam to create endless layers of sound-on-sound replacing the standard band mold. The result is intimate, powerful music that totally rocks. Loop Station is the most interesting musical act that ever graced the Odeon stage.http://www.pattontrader.com/xtrememusic/portfolio/loopstation.htmlZoli is an idiot.Kitten on the Keys. What can I say about the best piano player in SF? (although I heard she really sucks on the organ!). Kitten is a cute-as-button, with foot fetish, a giant vibrator and a ukulele. Her song “Grandma sells my panties on E-bay” is going to stay in your mind for months. Her voice is in the realm of Keely Smith or a gospel singer. And her mind is in the gutter.http://www.suzanneramsey.net/Toshio Hirano. Old tyme country western from way out East. Toshio is the most sincere performer I have ever met. He learned Jimmy Rodgers’ song repertoire whilst still residing in his native Japan. Before he learned English. Engrish. He is damn good, and his love for country blues is monumental. Adorable.Dammit the Amazing Wonder Dog is 15 years old this year. Dammit has had crowds cheering since her first tour with Circus Redickuless in 1994 and shows no sign of stopping. She might not jump as high or bite as hard, but she is still the act that no one wants to go on after. Her routine of tricks has been witnessed by hundreds of thousands of people and every one of them points and says “That damn dog!!!”http://www.dammit.org/circus/Sing Along With Chicken & Hal is a small combo of musicians including Chicken John on guitar and Dr. Hal singing. A ridiculous journey that illuminates the forgotten songs of the past by spicing them up and Hal laying them down. A very unlikely but very good rockin' romp.... really fun.

Country fried Critter on the Keys @ Hootenanny 9/19 Mission Rock www.kittymusic.com

HootenannySunday, September 192pm - Midnight$10 Pre-Sale. $15 in Costume, $20 without----/ Event Description /-----------------------------------------------Summer Hootenanny************************Boot-Stompin’ Music. Late Summer Sun. Barbeque.Lynchburg Lemonades. Big Hats. Big Hair.Performers:Sean Lee’s One Man ShowRunaway Truck TrampsCritter on the Keys and Mr. Tinkler, with Guest Rodney AustinThe Gun and Doll ShowThe WhoreshoesRockstar Roulette by BLAMO!The Yard Dogs Road Show WITH Bootleg Campfire SongsDust Devil DJ Mr. PhoenixDaisy Duke Go-Go DancersMasters of Ceremonies: Flash and LeightonHouse, breaks, hip hop, funk DJs: DJ Seven, Laird, M3, Smoove,and Charlotte the Baroness.HOOTENANNY will be the best way to spend a late Summerafternoon and night on the Bay. A powerhouse line-up of edgycountry-western phenoms, classic Southern grub and drinkspecials, and heavy doses of humor, games, and hotties will fillout a long hot day. DJs fresh off the Playa... free mechanical bullrides...We expect a lot of hollerin’ as well as hootin’.Pre-sale tickets online athttp://hootenanny.be----/ Venue Info /------------------------------------------------------Kelly's Mission Rock817 Terry Francois (off 3rd Street in China Basin)San Francisco415-626-5355http://kellysmissionrock.com

Polkacide and Kitten on your Radio and at 12 Galaxies!
Don't Miss KUSF 's 90.3 FM Interview with Kitten and members of Polkacide 3:30 PM 8/19! Win tickets to the 12 Galaxies show!
A kielbasa shakin' show for August!
Polkacide/Kitten on The Keys
8/21 Saturday 9PM $8.00
12 Galaxies 12 Galaxies 2565 Mission Street @ 22nd San Francisco, CA . 94110 415-970-9777 info@12galaxies.com
Polkacide-San Francisco's own cult polkateers! PLUS The naughty piano pandemonium of Kitten On The Keys
Sponsored by KUSF 90.3 FM www.kusf.org
www.polkacide.com www.kittymusic.com www.kusf.org THANKS!

WOW!This is a super duper bizzy beaver month!Come out and hear some tail waggin' tunes!8/13 Kitten sings with SF Famous Burly Orchestra www.sfburlesque.comOdeon 3223 Mission at Valencia 10 PM ish with Lollies, Roky Roulette,Count Smokula from LA, Mad V Dog, Gorilla X8/14 San Francisco Short Underground Film FestivalBridge Theater on GearyLive Pianistic Pandemonium with Vinsantos, Peaches Christ, Kitten and KennyCheck out Mr. Tinkler and Kitten as Mom and Pop in Vinsantos' film"Vertiga"Midnight Mass www.peacheschrist.com8/15 Miss KiKi Kakane, ukulele molester, sings a tropical ditty!Spectacular! Spectacular! Presents Atomic JungleAll Star Cast! Club DNA floor show at 10PM More details www.spectacularspectacular.comwww.dnalounge.com8/17 Speakeasily w/ Kitten and Mr. Tinkler as the FirkeytoodlersCaburlesque Cuties-The LolliesThe Baron of Bounce- Roky Roulette$5.00 Weimar Perversions at Rock Bottom PricesOakland's Mile High Clubwww.oaklandmilehigh.com8/19 Sick of Silke at the Odeon 3223 Mission at ValenciaSf Weekly's Silke Tudor Moves to NY! Say good-bye and party down w/w/ Mark Growden, Bean Weevils, Roky Roulette, DR Hal and MOREwww.odeonbar.com8/21 Polka PARTYPolkacide and Kitten on the Keysbrought to you by KUSF 90.3 FMwww.12galaxies.com 8 bucksListen to KUSF for your chance to win tickets!www.polkacide.com8/27 San Francisco's Famous Burlesque Revue12 Galaxies Mission and 22nd with The Lollies, Roky Roulette, Kitten, Mad V Dog, Roxy Shocks, Desire D'Amour, and MORE!www.sfburlesque.comwww.12galaxies.comPHEW! Hope to see you there!xxxxoooo Kittenwww.kittymusic.com

Hot Socks Folks!Speakeasily 8/17/2004
Doors at 8PM Show at 9PMSan Francisco's premiere risque ivory tickler and glamour puss songbird,Kitten on the Keys, crosses the Bay Bridge to purr her sweet andhot Tin Pan Alley ditties with the very frightening
Mr. Tinkler on vocalsand ukulele!
(As dark duo known as The Firkeytoodlers!)
The Original Award Winning Caburlesque Cuties The Lollies will lead you on asultry Walk on the Wild Side, delightfully sweeping you off with theirmesmerizing Sally Rand Fan dance and will shake their fringes to the classictunes of yesteryear...
Hold on to your hats, your hearts and your date¹s hand!The Devastating Sin Francisco Treat-Roky Roulette will leave you feelingjumpy and screaming for more, more, more!
Don¹t miss a crumb!
Weimar Perversions at Rock Bottom Prices!Oakland -Style Jazz Age Vaudevillian Kulture-FestMile High Meter Dancers for Hire!Tuesday 8/17/2004Speakeasily The Mile High Club3629 Martin Luther King Dir WayOakland, CA 94609510-654-4549$5.00speakeasily@gmail.comwww.oaklandmilehigh.comwww.kittymusic.comt www.thelollies.net mrtinkler@yahoo.comwww.rokyroulette.com

For Immediate Release-A kielbasa shakin' show for August!Polkacide/Kitten on The Keys 8/21 Saturday 9PM $8.0012 Galaxies12 Galaxies2565 Mission Street @ 22ndSan Francisco, CA . 94110415-970-9777 info@12galaxies.com Polkacide-San Francisco's own cult polkateers!PLUSThe naughty piano pandemonium of Kitten On The KeysSponsored by KUSF 90.3 FM www.kusf.orgwww.polkacide.comwww.kittymusic.com www.kusf.orgTHANKS!