WOW-this has been my month of performing with musicians from the past-first playing piano/accordion for David J of Bauhaus fame in SF and LA, singing and acting at Teatro Zinzanni with Huey Lewis fresh from Broadway in his role as Billy Flynn from CHICAGO with the fabulous Zinzanni Orchestra and Velocity Dancers WOW!!!!!!



I am so pleased to announce Kitten on the Keys is performing with the AMAZING
Exene Cervenka of X fame...she is an idol of MANY.

the Show is called BURN down the house of Love-

Exene Cervenka
Ben Fong Torres (Rolling Stone Writer-film Almost Famous is about him!)
Kitten on the Keys Musical MC
and Many More....

Red Devil Lounge April 11th,2007
$15.00
1695 Polk Street
SF, CA
415-921-1695
www.reddevillounge.com

3/22
KItten on the Keys Piano Bar
Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom Street at 17th
FREE
9PM
Flapperette Faves!
www.ritespotcafe.net

4/8 Easter Sunday or Happy Keister Funday with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
Dolores Park www.thesisters.org
Day time!
Kitten on the Keys tinkles her ivories keister funday!!!! Special song and dance # with SF's fave twinkle toed sister act, the Scenic Sisters!

4/11 Red Devil Lounge
Burn Down the House Of Love
Exene Cervenka

4/12 THRILLVILLE's 10th Anniversary!
3-D monster movies and MORE!
www.thrillville.net

4/26 Rite Spot Cafe
www.ritespotcafe.net

YIPPEEEE

xxxooo
Kitten




Suzanne Ramsey >^..^<
Kitten On the Keys
www.kittymusic.com
Piano, vocalist, ukulele, accordion

Merchandise
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/kittenotk2
http://www.cafeshops.com/kittykeys
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/kittenotk

FRIDAY, MARCH 9TH
The Riptide Tavern    3639 Taraval  @  47th Ave.   415-681-8433
Sunset District / 2 Blocks away from Ocean Beach  -  San Francisco
D.J. WHAT'S HIS FUCK  -  Spinning old school punk rock and other gems.
FREE  /  21+  /  From 9pm to 1:30am SPECIAL GUEST PERFORMER TONIGHT:     KITTEN ON THE KEYS
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
http://www.suzanneramsey.net/
Kitten will be performing two sets tonight.  
One at 10:30pm and another at 12:00 midnight.  
Kitten likes to get messy and dance on the bar......be careful!

Remember that this show is FREE.
(take the L-Train to within half a block of the bar....it does run all night)  


Also did anyone see the gigantic Kitten On the Keys photo in the SF Chronicle this week? I can't beleive it! It was an ad for the Silent Movie Balboa Theater Festival which is ALWAYS a fun time! WOW!

Thanks to those who came out to see David J's Cabaret starring Vinsantos at Safari Sam's in Los Angeles! I love playing that dark cabaret....

Suzanne Ramsey >^..^<
Kitten On the Keys
www.kittymusic.com
Piano, vocalist, ukulele, accordion

Piano Bar! Rite Spot Cafe!
9:30 PM Start time tonight
(later than usual-Suzanne is coming from another gig!)

Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom @ 17th MISSION District
Free
Kitten on the Keys plays bubbly girl next door sweet flapper ditties and raunchy kinky cabaret to stir your nethers and tickle your funnybone!


New Silly Song!

FUN FUN FUN
www.ritespotcafe.net
www.kittymusic.com

Safari Sam's5214 W Sunset Blvd, Hollywood, CAFriday 2/23David J's Cabaret Oscuro in . . .an evening with the Devil's MuseBlack cabaret in the company of David J and his bandwith special guestsAbby Travis • Vinsantos & the ghost of Elizabeth Shortfeaturing:Fauxnique • Ego Plum • Nora Keyes • Creekbird • Count Smokula KITTEN on the Keys Available on the night:100 limited edition signed CD's/pre-release copies of 'Devil's Muse'.music inspired by the life and mysterious death of Elizabeth Short as featured in Ramzi Abed's forthcoming feature film, 'Black Dahlia Movie'www.safari-sams.com
Hope to see you at this wonderful music event!Suzanne Ramsey

Not a Burlesque show....but a fun trip back in time.....w. Buster Keaton and others!

For the 5th year in a row songstress Kitten on the Keys
pulls out
her flapperiest ditties of the PG-13 nature
and tickles the ivories to help celebrate the
Balboa's Movie Theater's Birthday. This is one of the last old movie houses left in San Francisco-
they have damn good pop corn and an awesome repitoire of films and it is in the Richmond District!

(Some of you may even remember Kitten, the Muddflappers, the Lollies and
the Scenic Sisters producing Sin in Soft Focus at the Balboa last year...in a horrible rainstorm!)

Be sure to check out the pianist Frederick Hodges who wrote the original score for the film! He is a world class pianist and composer!

For Immediate Release:

PRESS CONTACT
Gary Meyer (415) 290-8224 or garymey@yahoo.com
Photos and detailed background information are available upon request.

======================================
BUSTER KEATON STARS AT BALBOA BIRTHDAY BASH
- Tuesday, February 27, 2007 -

Buster Keaton masterpieces will headline the Balboa Theatre’s 81st Birthday Bash on Tuesday, Feb. 27. SHERLOCK JR. follows the hilarious adventures of a movie theater projectionist (Keaton) who finds himself in the film he is projecting! In THE PLAYHOUSE Buster plays every single character -- cast, crew, orchestra and audience -- in a small vaudeville theater. Both classics will be screened in 35mm.

The films will be accompanied on piano by Frederick Hodges (http://www.frederickhodges.com/), playing an original score.

A Live Vaudeville Show features chanteuse Suzanne “Kitten on the Keys” Ramsey (http://www.suzanneramsey.net/ ) and Magician Extraordinaire James Hamilton (http://www.amazingmagicshow.com/Hamilton.htm).

Return to the silent era as we re-create a night at the movies in 1926.

Audience members are encouraged to wear period clothing.

Doors open at 6:45. Pre-Show at 7:00. Official program starts at 7:15.

Door Prizes! Birthday Cake! A fun time for all ages! There will be on-screen Surprises!

For more information go to: www.BalboaMovies.com

Learn all about Buster Keaton and the Damfinos Fan Club: http://www.busterkeaton.com/
General Admission: $12.00
Seniors and Children under 12 year: $9.00
Advance ticket sales are available at www.brownpapertickets.com/event/10302

Balboa Theatre
3630 Balboa Street (@37th Avenue)
San Francisco 93121

(415) 221-8184

www.BalboaMovies.com


Kitten On The Keys >^..^<
www.kittymusic.com
Variety Artist, Vaudeville, Cabaret
Piano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

Please check out these URL's to my you Tube Submissions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_5UUCWYDj0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1lAnOAqPD0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLWWMkM7JM

They are all kinda silly for all their own reasons!

XXXOO
KITTEN

Suzanne Ramsey, aka, Kitten on the Keys plants her butt on the piano bench at the Rite Spot Cafe, 2099 Folsom Street at 17th, San Francisco FREE 9PM, for a night of musical mayhem and FUN! New Songs! 1/25/07
Naughty piano bar shenanigans!Flapper Faves!Ukulele Strokin'!Silly Punk Rawk!Power Rock Ballads!Giggles and Guffaws!
Come get drunk and I will let you SING!
www.ritespotcafe.netDin dinLibations
CD's available for purchase!!!!!Cheapest Pussy in town folks!www.kittymusic.com

Kitten on the Keys is a last minute fill in for this show...seems everyone is ill....so see her in an evening gown being serious for once......
Oh and by the way, I will be fingering my own ivories and stroking my uke...
xxxxooo
Suz



For Immediate Release
Katya Presents…

“The Golden Years” songs of the 30’s and 40’sWhere: Martuni's 4 Velencia at Market, San Francisco 415-241-0205Sunday Jan. 21th at 7pm, Russian opera diva Katya Smirnoff-Skyy presents “The Golden Years”, an evening of classic songs from the 30’s and 40’s. Guests include on The Divine Kitten on the Keys, Margery Bailey, Alotta Boutte, Ethel Merman and the incomparable Veronica Clause with Matt Piatt on the ivory keys and Mr. Freddy at the door, this cabaret is a Martui’s favorite regularly pleasing sold-out crowds. Cover charge: $5.Martuni's, 4 Valencia Street (at Market). $5 cover. Russianoperadiva.com


Kitten On The Keys >^..^<
www.kittymusic.com
Variety Artist, Vaudeville, Cabaret
Piano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

FRIDAY, JANUARY 12THThe Riptide Tavern 3639 Taraval @ 47th Ave. 415-681-8433 Sunset District / 2 Blocks away from Ocean Beach - San Francisco D.J. WHAT'S HIS FUCK - Spinning old school punk rock and other gems. FREE / 21+ / From 9pm to 1:30am SPECIAL GUEST PERFORMER TONIGHT: KITTEN ON THE KEYS
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeyshttp://www.suzanneramsey.net/Kitten will be performing two sets tonight. One at 10:30pm and another at 12:00 midnight. KItten will tickle the ivories and your funnybone with her naughty monkeyshines.....the Sunset will never be the same!
KItten is always having a hard time transporting ukuleles, amps, keyboards, accrdions and the like all over town...now it's her time to shine in her own fog belt of a neighborhood! She's delighted to be dancing on the bar....flinging her bra and showing naughty bits to the audience who will have a blast with this type of wink wink nudge nudge entertainment! You do not always see wacky girls perform as Shirley Temple a top a bar...especially in the SUNSET!
Remember that this show is FREE.
(take the L-Train to within half a block of the bar....it does run all night)
Hope to see you there!
XXXXOOOKITTEN
Kitten On The Keys >^..^<http://www.kittymusic.com/Variety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

http://www.burlesque-expo.com/make_some_noise.php
KITTEN CANNOT MAKE IT TO BOSTON BUT HER MU SIC CAN!

Rite Spot Cafe 11/2 9PM FREE 2099 Folsom at 17th SF KItten tickles the Ivories and MORE!
Piano Bar Flapper Rock Shenanigans Dirty Ditties and Classic RAWK
Kitten on the Keys writes cute, clever, and kinky ditties to stir your nethers and tickle your funny bone! She's the Punk Rock Betty Boop!
Libations and Din Din!
www.ritespotcafe.net www.kittymusic.com
UPCOMING Musical and Burlesque Performances:
11/3 Sand Box Gallery 535 Minnesota St SF CA 415-550-8732DADA photo Exhibit w/ performaces by-6-9 PM w/ Kitten, One Man Banjo, Dedicationswww.sandboxstudio.com
11/9 When Ukes Cry all ukulele tribute to Prince!Uke ApocolypsePurple Rain lp-start to finish on UKES!Kitten and Koz strokes their ukes for your pleasureRickshaw Stop SF
SAVE THE DATE FOR THIS BIG SHOW! Thursday Nov 16thDNA Lounge $15.00 dubloons
Bawdy Island A south Seas , Pirate Review and MORE!Burlesque Hullabaloohttp://www.shipdisturbers.com/(check out the great artwork)ALL LIVE MUSIC by the Ship Disturbersfeaturing kitten on the Keys, Koz, members of Kehoe Nation , polkacide,and MORE
Mr Tinkler and KItten with FILTHY Sailor songs and hapa haole Hawaiian #'sCherry Lix and the Twilight Vixen RevueBottoms Up BurlesqueBettina May from CanadaGorilla XMC Cap'n KingfishEddie DaneCarol Queen Roxy ShocksLol and Nancy the Mushuganins and MUCH MORE
www.dnalounge.com
Hope to see you at some of these shows!
XXXXOOOOKITTEN
PS I have re released selected Songs from my first two CD's-plus Kitten live and more..alternative versions of #'s lotsa Sin Pan Alley and Kitten originals ...18 SONGS many of you have never heard before....This special edition is handmade with love and only 25 numbered copies have been made. A collector's item for the true Kitten on the Keys fan.It is called HAPPY KITTY GIRL !!!!!! and is available for 15.00 plus shippping and handling email me if you are interested kittykeys@aol.com

Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

Oct 27thNashville, TNwww.katyk.comCannery Ballroom1 Cannery Row Nashville's Historic District(615) 251 3020
Advance ticket's available at Katy K's Ranch Dressing(615) 292-4242
The Spooktacular Studio Fifty Gore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Starring Dirty Martini from NYC Miss Exotic World!Kitten on the Keys from SF musical mistress of CeremoniesPanty Raid!Miss Lolly PopKicky La RueLady & the TrampsMelba Toastand many more!
Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

EVENT: Los Straitjackets and the world famous pontani sisters twist party! featuring kaiser george + kitten on the keys Tickets: $16 door/ $14 adv. Doors: 8pm
Polk Street Red Devil Lounge1695 Polk Street In San Francisco!www.reddevillouge.com
advance tickets from ticket web:http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=sfbay&query=detail&event=688641&interface=reddevil

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20THSCOTT ALCOHOLOCAUST'S BIRTHDAY SHOWAlcoholocaust PresentsAnnie's Social Club 917 Folsom Street @ 5th Street San Francisco COOKIE MONGOLOID (Headliner)http://www.wearemongoloid.com/cookie/index.html TEXAS THIEVEShttp://www.myspace.com/texasthieveshttp://texasthieves.com/ KITTEN ON THE KEYShttp://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeyshttp://www.suzanneramsey.net/ LOVE SONGShttp://www.myspace.com/lovesongshttp://www.thelovesongs.com/Doors open at 9pm / Show at 10pm$7.00 Admission / 21+

The Devil-Ettes present... Come Go-Go with Us! Saturday, September 30th Take a Trip to Go-Go Heaven, Courtesy of The Devil-Ettes! Ready for Take Off! Join The Devil-Ettes, San Francisco's own all-female synchronized Go-Go dancetroupe, as they celebrate 8 years of go-go madness! These sparkly-hornedsweeties promise a turbulent flight all night, alright! Groove to the best in60s surf and garage, PLUS a special LIVE performance by the Winner of TheDevil-Ettes Song Contest-The Fleagles! Welcome Aboard. Be prepared for a little bouncin' and bumpin' with the fringe-shaking,synchronized dance routines of The Devil-Ettes-guaranteed to freak you outwith their first-class sass! After we reach a comfortable cruising altitude,sit back, relax and enjoy our in-flight entertainment: a unique tribute toThe Devil-Ettes by San Francisco's surf rockers The Copper Tones, Kitten onthe Keys, The Scenic Sisters, The Paper Dolls, Uni & her Ukelele, TheMuddflappers, and DJ Neel Kizmiaz. We ask that you please make sure yourtrays are in their upright position when we introduce the Winner of TheDevil-Ettes Song Contest: all the way from Los Angeles the killer thermin'totin' 60s style garage band The Fleagles! Travel in Style. Pack your party passport and your BEST Go-Go or Travel get up, because we'reawarding a SURPRISE to the most fab outfit. Duty free and no need to declareat customs! Your Itinerary: Saturday, September 30th 12 Galaxies, 2565 Mission Street @ 22nd St., San Francisco, CA (415) 970-9777Doors at 8pm. Show departs at 9pm sharp! Roundtrip Ticket: Just a dozen smackers! ($12), $10 in advance FREE In-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT: The Fleagles won the Devil-Ettes' song contest and will play thisGo-Go-licious song they created for us as well as a whole bunch of otherrambunctious garage rock stompers. The first 50 San Francisco area folks whoemail the Fleagles at: stubbo2000@earthlink.net will be mailed a FREE FLEAGLES CD !!!!!

No where to go post Folsom Street Fair? 9/24Come to Martuni's @ 7PMKilebasiaKitten on the Keys'Katya Smirnoff Skyy 5 BUCKSAccordions, pianos, opera, and ukes.....3 redheads that all spell trouble....4 Valencia Street @ Market 415-241-0205www.kielbasia.comwww.kittenonthekeys.netwww.russianoperadiva.com

http://i3.tinypic.com/25z2tnd.jpgThanks to Vivienne Vavoom -Scholor, Burlesque Starlet, author, and founder of Burlesque As It Was in Denver..........Kitten is returning to Colorado (and hopes to meet Big Gay Al in South Park) and bringing' her uke , grass skirt, and potty mouth for a sexy Tiki Burlesque Show at Lannie's Clocktower 9/15 and 9/16! 20 smackersWigglin' Wahine's Poi oh Poi!!A solo Betty Boop goes punk w/ Grand piano and Uke featuring some Kinky Kute and Clever Toe Tapping originals from Kitten for a mere 5 BUCKS Sunday Night 9/17!Kitten merch available!Yipppeeeee DOOOOODLE!http://www.lannies.com/Also-I got banned from the Sf Chronicle 96 hours podcast even though they picked the material....what is happening to SF? JEEZE.....Folsom Street Fair and leather and kink is all around....jeepers!But thanks to the fabulous burlesque legend Satan's Angel..... I am listed in the UK Mag BIZARRE as one of her top 10 songs to have sex too.........pg 26 in the Serx issue (the one with the w/ battle of the midget KISS cover bands.....)cuz it's fun to laugh while getting filthy!THANKS ANGEL!Thanks Michelle Baldwin!Can't wait to travel to Denver for three FUN SHOWS! Meow a licious dreams-KITTENKitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

KItten got to have fun with Uni and her Ukulele today.
Uni is shooting a fun music video for one of her songs and I got to play a bitchy dancing teacher with Los Hermanas Tweekies in the DEEP SUNSET!
It was a fun roller skating pink extravaganza!


San Francisco's Musical Snack treat with the moist and creamy center, multi talented Kitten on the Keys, hits the Rite Spot Cafe 7/27,9PM, Thursday FREE!Flapper Faves and rippin'ragtime!Classic rock and musical monkeyshines galore!Good ol' piano bar vibe.nosh on a Rite Spot BurgerLibationswww.ritespotcafe.netwww.kittymusic.com
Kitten will have buttons and CD's for sale that night to help with her Denturama BILL!

Hey there-You are invited to come hear Kitten on the Keys play her sassy songs at the Rite Spot Cafe2099 Folsom Street at 17th9PMFREEwww.ritespotcafe.net
www.kittymusic.com
photo by supersnail

Hapy Happy All!Miss Kitten on the Keys and Rodney from the Muddflappers Request a little bit of love from the performing arts comminity:we need asssistance with this fabulous contest in the San Francisco Bay Guardian Best Of The Bay Awards:
http://www.sfbg.com/vote/
Kitten on the Keys...for best of burlesque....... why? OK-so she not a very good dancer but an outragesou idea and costume person who heck just loves to have a good ol time!She's vertsaltile,-loveable and goofy- she's traveld the world-esp to Paris where she is featured in a coffee table sized book and is profiledas the musical MC for Burlesuefest in the USA and Canada,Hosted Teaseorama 3 times, Hosted the Legends Night at Miss Exotic World including this year in VEGAS, recorded 3 CD's on her own CD label, won best costume award at MEW for 2005, won a Golden Patstie Award at the NEW YORK Burlesfest, was profiled in Smimmy Magazine-quikie shots of her are on Top Chef on Bravo and an upcoming MTV show, lost a bunch of teeth and was awarded with an amzing outrouring of LOVE from the community and continues to strip out her teeth and MUCH MORE!
Voting ends 6/20/06 (Kitten's birthday!)
While at it.... why not vote for best band... the MUDD Flappers...kitten's new band with Rodney Austin-the chick with the great big DICK. 1920's hilrious toe tapping melodies with Kitten on Uke, piano backing vocals and accordion!
You know Rodney and I appreciate this SO VERY VERY MUCH!
LOve to all who can help us out!
XXXXOOOOOKITTEN on the Keys and the Mudd Flapperswww.kittymusic.com