Kitten's latest PRESS in Paris for the release of the Alcazar CD.
Thank you Mathieu!!! xxxoo Kitten

Latest Images from Kitten on the Keys adventures in PARIS w/ Cabaret New Burlesque and Solo!
Bathtub Photo by Eve St Ramon Grazia Magazine
Thank You Alcazar , Foxy Chrys etc

LATEST TOUR dates with Cabaret New Burlesque were a BLAST!
Fabulous FOXY AND EVE had a surprise for me @ the Alcazar- I am a CD cover girl!
The MINI KITTENS were adorable .........another French Surprise!
Cabaret New Burlesque was treated to a lovelt meal by ALCAZAR!
Support the venue and buy the CD!

Tons more Press for TOURNEE in France!
Enjoy Photos of Mi Mi le Meaux, Evie Lovelle, Dirty Martini, Roky Roulette, Kitten on the Keys , Julie Atlas Muz,
adn award winning director Mattieu Amalric.

http://psychotronicpaul.blogspot.com/2009/04/kitten-on-keys-world-premiere.html

TEASEORAMA


"The Best of The Best in New Burlesque"
Announces TEASE-O-RAMA 2008 – one night ONLY in PORTLAND!
Presented by
Zumanity™ – The Sensual Side of Cirque Du Soleil
In Association with Hustler Hollywood
Good Gals Inc. and BUST Magazine

Tease-O-Rama—The World's PREMIERE International Burlesque Showcase and Convention— will be in Seattle for one night only! All the Glamour and Excitement you've come to expect from Tease-O-Rama—only MORE of it! Featuring: Dirty Martini (NYC), Catherine D'Lish (LA), The Devil-Ettes (SF), Michelle L'amour (Chicago), Lola the Vamp (Austrilia), Legend of Burlesque Satan's Angel, Northwest talent including Miss Indigo Blue, Tana the Tattooed Lady, Pervy Princesses, Sahara Dunes, Hottie McNaughty, Bella Beretta and many more burlesque cuties and your host for the evening directly from her European tour Kitten on the Keys!

The Brightest Stars in the Glittering Galaxy of burlesque return for "The Best of The Best in New Burlesque!" Jaw-dropping entertainment by night, "How to" classes by day! See the show this year—BE the show next year!

PRESS INQUIRIES, PECULIAR INFORMATION, AND JUST PLAIN DON'T KNOW WHO TO TALK TO:
Baby Doe
teaseorama2008@...
http://www.teaseorama.com

First CD Baby and now-the UNIVERSE!

Finally my music is avilable on iTUNES-----
all those antique rarities had to be cleared and it took over a year.

So-
Kitty Muffins
(It's Not A) Pretty Princess Day
Saltry Meat Girl

are available on iTUNES , Napster, Rhapsody etc....
DOWNLOAD ME!
(and if you already have these CD's or songs...please write a review for me so other folks
might like it too! THANKS!)


Yipppeeeee

Kitten will be at the deYoung Musuem 5/2 w/ Velocity Circus
5/8 MC's Little Minsky's Third B-day Party all star cast
5/17 Solo show RRR Guernville Women's Weekend
5/18 MC BOMBSHELL Night Geurnville Alotta Boutte, Twilight Vixen's, Vixen Noir

5/31 Ad Werth Festival Closing Party UTRECHT. Netherlands

June-June20th Teatro Napoli Italy

Howdy doodle pals!
I am thrilled to be this weeks interview on Lili von Schtupp and Chris Beyond's
fab burlesque podcast!

www.myspace.com/burlesquepodcast

Here are the direct links:

The website link:

http://www.burlesquepodcast.com

The link to subscribe at iTunes:

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?
id=261606217&s=143441

Happy listening!
XXXXOOO
KITTEN

Vinsantos

Saturday October 27, 2007
Dark Cabaret Artist Extroirdinaire Vinsantos
has been having a series in San Francisco called
MACABARET in time for the Samhain Season.
The last show in this series in Saturday night!

Kitten on the Keys alter ego "Suzanne Ramsey" will be playing piano in the band,
singing her own twisted love songs and MORE!

VINSANTOS October, 27 2007 at VOICE FACTORY
1519 MISSION ST @ South Van Ness , SAN FRANCISCO
with special guests
FAUXNIQUE fabulous dancer
SUZANNE RAMSEY (aka Kitten on the Keys)
JILL TRACY...Amazing pianist and vocalist
doors at 7 for music and drinks,,,show at 8!
17.00 online in advance and 21.00 day of show
brown paper tickets

www.myspace.com/vinsantos
www.alightawakeinside.com

Mi Mi Le Meaux Burlesque from San Diego
Missy Malone Burlesque from Scotland
Kitten on the Keys Musical Hi Jinks and MC
and a lucky local talent showcase winner on the UK dates-
Open for Legendary Punk Band THE DAMNED in the UK 11/28 -12/20 in their production The Damned Twisted Cabaret.
www.officialdamned.com
http://www.myspace.com/officialdamned

See you in the UK and Ireland!
XXXXOOO
KITTEN

Suzanne Ramsey >^..^<
Kitten on the Keys
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
Piano, Ukulele,Accordion, Variety Artist, Vocalist
and much MORE!
http://www.kittymusic.com

New Candybox Burlesque in Brimingham UK Site for Videos!

http://www.veoh.com/channels/thecandybox

Kitten on the Keys portion of Yankee Doodle Candy:

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1184460qTd7p7HG

Enjoy the links!
XXXXOOO
KITTEN and thanks to Carrie for the videos!

I am very honored to be included in this fabulous article!
Alarm Magazine
Vau de Vire Society
Yard Dogs Road Show and MORE!
XXXXOOO
Kitten on the Keys

Go to Becca's Gallery SHOW!

http://www.alarmpress.com/692/art-interview/a-lil-bit-o-naughty-a-photoessay/


Becca Henry
Carnie Life
July 19th Thursday 5-9 PM
111 Minna Gallery
$5.00

Jazzy V (Jasmine Vegas), Kitten on the Keys, and Mi Mi Le Meaux hit the radio in France!
www.prun.net
We had a swell time and the boys were really CUTE!
I played a punk rock uke # and an old jazzy double entendre from my new CD....fun times!
Jazzy V played her song "Kim" and Mi Mi Played her belle Poitrines!

Naughty Naughtical Shenanigans!
Since we are on an Estuary there are LOTSA Boats and such going to various artworks for Estuaire.info
Our pal from the 3rd FL Javier -he's a GREAT cook....we would starve without him......DJ's on the boat.
In honor of Bretagne.....here is Dirty Martini and MiMi Le Meaux in S and M ( I mean H/M) undies and my Shirley Temple HATS!
xxxooo
KITTEN

Oh and Look at all of the eels I found at the Market...they were still alive. There was a horse meat stand too...YUCKERS.
Little bun buns were there too....I eas eating a Breton Crepe...the lady who made it said I sounded like a little POUPEE or a crazy little doll.......Oh yeah she was right!

Roky Roulette stole my cute little pink pasties that Inga made me......He took 'em off with his tongue after we had crazy chocolate and bannana CAKE! It was so yum yum and GUILLOME or Billy Bob....that is what I call him cuz I can't speak French yet
brought it up to the stage! SO SWEET!

Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom Street at 17th
SF
9 PM FREE
4/26/07 Thursday

Miss Kitten on the Keys, aka Suzanne Ramsey writes kinky clever and kooky
tunes that will stir your nethers and tickle your funnybone. She strokes her little electric uke and deconstucts punk rock songs for your amusement!
She plays ragtime, Tin Pan Alley, and a lil Freddie Mercury and Alice Cooper to liven up the night!
CD's and Kitten on the Keys merchandise available!
Come see her before she leaves on her grand tour of France in MAY!
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
www.kittymusic.com

Benefit for Irene McGhee starring Exene Cervenka, Kitten on the Keys, Vinsantos,Ben Fong Torres at the Red Devil Lounge in SF!

Here is what Ben Fong Torres (of Almost Famous ...and he wrote for Rolling Stone) wrote about her situation:

CATCH A FIRE: A dozen or more people may owe their lives to the fact that Free FM (KIFR 106.9) let talk-show host Irene McGee go. As I reported a column ago, McGee was dismissed from her midnight to 2 a.m. Friday show for unspecified reasons. On her first Friday night away from the radio studios in more than a year, she was at work in her apartment in the Western Addition when the electricity went out. Outages were an all-too-common occurrence in the 12-unit building, McGee said. She called the building manager, and when he flipped the circuit switch back on, flames shot out of a wall in McGee's apartment, setting her bed and, in minutes, most of her apartment on fire. It was 1 a.m., and McGee dashed around the building, rousting her neighbors. All of them escaped the flames and smoke, which rendered nine of the apartments uninhabitable. "She's absolutely a hero," said Heather Moon Black, who lives in an adjacent apartment. "Irene left her cat to come and get us first. If she hadn't, it would have been too late for my daughter (8-year-old Exene) and me." It was, in fact, too late for one of McGee's two cats. Star died in her arms, while Sergeant Johnson ran off. Two days after the fire, her second cat was still missing, and McGee appeared to be in shock as she looked through the rubble on Broderick Street and in the blackened shell of her apartment. She grabbed her laptop computer as she fled, she said, but everything else was destroyed. Necklaces were welded together. All her clothes were damaged. So were a new camera and audio recorder she used for her radio work (She continues to do her podcast show, "No One's Listening," Fridays at San Francisco State). Her brother, Bill McGee, a lawyer in Portland, Ore., arrived Sunday morning to lend support. At a nearby cafe, she praised the San Francisco Fire Department for its rapid and compassionate response; one female firefighter, she said, sat with her and offered comfort and assistance. McGee is staying at various friends' homes and slowly accumulating clothes and other necessities. Her grateful neighbor, Black, is helping organize a fundraiser for her at the Red Devil Lounge, with her daughter's godmother, Exene Cervenka, ex- of X, as headliner. A date has yet to be set. Meantime, online contributions can be made via Paypal at www.nooneslistening.org. Through the smoke and depression of the fire, there was one ray of light. Her missing tabby showed up in Black's apartment on Sunday. He suffered some burns but looked OK. "It's a miracle," McGee said, breaking into tears. Moments later, she regained her composure -- and her sense of humor. She'd mused about the irony of it all. If she'd been at Free FM when a shortage occurred, none of her fellow tenants might have been awake. "Thank God I was fired," she said. A beat, and then: "I mean, who else gets 'fired' twice in one week?" FM). Ben Fong-Torres is a freelance writer.
April, 11 2007 at Red Devil Lounge w/ Exene Cervenka, Vinsantos and MORE Kitten on the Keys, Ben Fong Torres
1695 Polk Street, San Francisco, CA
Cost : $15.00


Exene Cervenka of X FAME! Ben Fong Torres (rolling stone writer) KItten on the Keys as Musical MC Vinsantos!
www.myspace.com/vinsantos
www.myspace.com/exenecervenka
www.myspace/kittenonthekeys
www.reddevillounge.com

FRIDAY, MARCH 9TH
The Riptide Tavern    3639 Taraval  @  47th Ave.   415-681-8433
Sunset District / 2 Blocks away from Ocean Beach  -  San Francisco
D.J. WHAT'S HIS FUCK  -  Spinning old school punk rock and other gems.
FREE  /  21+  /  From 9pm to 1:30am SPECIAL GUEST PERFORMER TONIGHT:     KITTEN ON THE KEYS
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
http://www.suzanneramsey.net/
Kitten will be performing two sets tonight.  
One at 10:30pm and another at 12:00 midnight.  
Kitten likes to get messy and dance on the bar......be careful!

Remember that this show is FREE.
(take the L-Train to within half a block of the bar....it does run all night)  


Also did anyone see the gigantic Kitten On the Keys photo in the SF Chronicle this week? I can't beleive it! It was an ad for the Silent Movie Balboa Theater Festival which is ALWAYS a fun time! WOW!

Thanks to those who came out to see David J's Cabaret starring Vinsantos at Safari Sam's in Los Angeles! I love playing that dark cabaret....

Suzanne Ramsey >^..^<
Kitten On the Keys
www.kittymusic.com
Piano, vocalist, ukulele, accordion