Naughty Naughtical Shenanigans!
Since we are on an Estuary there are LOTSA Boats and such going to various artworks for Estuaire.info
Our pal from the 3rd FL Javier -he's a GREAT cook....we would starve without him......DJ's on the boat.
In honor of Bretagne.....here is Dirty Martini and MiMi Le Meaux in S and M ( I mean H/M) undies and my Shirley Temple HATS!
xxxooo
KITTEN

Oh and Look at all of the eels I found at the Market...they were still alive. There was a horse meat stand too...YUCKERS.
Little bun buns were there too....I eas eating a Breton Crepe...the lady who made it said I sounded like a little POUPEE or a crazy little doll.......Oh yeah she was right!

Roky Roulette stole my cute little pink pasties that Inga made me......He took 'em off with his tongue after we had crazy chocolate and bannana CAKE! It was so yum yum and GUILLOME or Billy Bob....that is what I call him cuz I can't speak French yet
brought it up to the stage! SO SWEET!

Well today I felt like I was coming down with a lame ass cold.......I stayed inside ALL day in my little French Apartment hoping my voice would survive the day and the nights show. Jasmine brought me tea , honey and lemon...what a great pal!
The show was FUN and those kooky kids got me some swell birthday presents! I got a puss print "massager" called the temptress...which is HAILARIOUS and a WONDERFUl ukulele book in French that I am DYING over! So cool! Cyril of the Uke club
wrote it. if I could actually get on my email account I would send him and email...OH and we were in French ELLE !!!!!!!
Lame that they said we were like the Rocky horror Picture show....what is UP with that?

The parton ST of CABARET new BURLESQUE! Jesus with no legs! everyone has hurt themeselves here!

WOW.....
It's time for more more more more NEWS!
Seems that the whole cast of cabaret new burlesque is hurting themselves...KITTEN de VILLE has a broken leg,
Kitty Diggins hurt here knees, Roky Roultte is all bandaged up, and our MOOMMY KItty is on a crutch too!
So I found the patron ST of cabaret new burlesque today..........Jesus with Broken Legs......

xxxoooo
Kitten

Hey kiddley winks!
Thanks for your patience as I have had barely any interBUTT time....they are sending an expert to our residency in the am.
I am having a good time having adventures with my pals......Dirty Martini, Mi Mi Le Meaux (the cutest next door neighbor a gal could have over for caffinated bevys....) and the one and only Jasmine Vegas who taught me to boil water in French and wipe my ass.......Roky Roulette showed me his wAXED asshole and I barfed....twice!
We had a bunch o Argetinian CUTE BOYS in our residency and they came to the beach in Pornic with us!
They asked me if I worked with deaf people because I talk so LOUD and clear..... La Plage was FABULOUS.........people come to the Briittany coast just to relax in thhe theraputic waters. I was called VAMPIRA cuz I wanted no sun on my old ass face.

Poor Kitten de Ville broke her friggin leg the first day of the spectacular............She is here with her little girl Ivy who sings Ramones songs with me! She is HILARIOUS........she loves the new song Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend.....
Please look at this AMAZING photo from todays adventure to the graveyard with Dirty and MiMI ....first we ate pastries, bought cute cheap shoes , and then looked at baby duckilings, chipmunks and kittens...then we saw that Jesus was c oming in the shape
of a space alien....so weirdo.....

XXXOOOol
SUZ
My address: please write! until Sept 1
Madame Suzanne Ramsey
c/o NEO Residences
1 bis Rue Franklin
44000 NANTES
FRANCE

Suzanne Ramsey
Kitten On the Keys
www.kittymusic.com
www.cabaretnewburlesque.com
www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
www.myspace.com/newburlesque



Merchandise
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/kittenotk2
http://www.cafeshops.com/kittykeys

http://www.nantes.maville.com/New-burlesque-les-girls-de-Kitty/re/estuaire2007_detail/actu_11218-411664----_actu.html

Kitten on the Keys is pictured in the newspaper in FRANCE!
Photo by the fabulous Jim Feierra!

xxxxoooo
KITTEN

WOW...I cannot believe that I am in France doing such a great show!
www.cabaretnewburlesque.com
Opening night was the bomb.....there were 50 THOUSAND people that came through!
Ilse de Nantes......Spectacular ISLAND.......amazing artists all around.
Sad thing was, KItten de Ville broke her leg when a Lucha Libre wrestler fell from the sky.
She had to have surgery but is in great spirits and looks lovely as ALWAYS!
Get well soon KITTEN!

one of the funniest things happened to me...during th cabaret new burlesque opening night....members of MINI KISS
slapped my ass during my song....LEATHER DADDY...one was the Peter Criss and the other Ace Frehley........so damn fun!
Julie Atlas Muz's hubby got some HILARIOUS photos.....playing the piano while getting my ass slapped in time to the beat is my new fave past time here besides eating cheese and going to la plage......... where I found a beautiful starfish in Pornic.
My teeth are acting up and I think it needs to be YANKED OUT...damn frigggin lame ass tooth.......nice dentists in France though!

SF Weekly Best of Issue 2007
Best Burlesque
Best Burlesque Revue

The Cantankerous Lollies

Since 1995, the Cantankerous Lollies have been upping the ante on the art of coquetry with their distinctly DIY approach to taking it off. Founded by Harvest Moon, one of the nation's most vaunted showgirls, this troupe of vaudeville hotties spearheaded the West Coast neo-burlesque movement — birthing a panoply of pasty-loving adherents in the process. The great thing about the Lollies is that they're both sexy and riotously funny, replacing gratuitous T&A with entertainment. Whether they're regaling us with Montmartre-style cabarets, synchronized can-can dances, or acrobatic feats with hula hoops and parasols, the Lollies deftly mix hippodrome antics with classic theatre kitsch. And we love them even more because of Suzanne "Kitten on the Keys" Ramsey, an erstwhile Lollie known for her glamour-soaked, satirical piano cabaret. With the ba-ba-boom accompaniment of San Francisco's Famous Burlesque Orchestra, the Lollies are all about the classic tease, which necessitates leaving lots to the imagination — but they're too clever and unpredictable to be mistaken for any old striptease act.

Come hear new music from pianist and song bird Suzanne Ramsey aka
Kitten on the Keys before she says "Toodles" to the Bay Area to tour France!
Kitten has a new CD out called "Salty Meat Girl". A few copies will be available at the fun piano bar atmosphere of the cozy
Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom at 17th
FREE
9PM until 11PM
Food and Libations Available

KItten will also be performing her standard punky cabaret fare, flapperette faves, and naughty naughty songs she wrote!
www.kittymusic.com
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
(song samples)
artwork by Joshua Ellingson

It's almost time to say "Toodles" to San Francisco!

Suxanadu Ramsey aka Kitten on the Keys leaves the Bay Area for the
summer to perform in France. Gonna be a swell time with many wonderful
artists. I am one lucky gal. Best of luck to everyone at Exotic World...I am going to miss everyone! Kisses to the legends and the organizers and of course the super stars of Burlesque! (I'll miss you Satan's Angel!)

I also have a brand spankin' new CD available in limited release in the US.
Salty Meat Girl... original mischievous melodies, Tin Pan Alley, Flapperette Faves,
Punky Cabaret filled with silly lyrics and shenanigans
songs about things that begin with the letter P....bare buttocks solos (thanks MR Tinkler) and MORE on piano, ukulele, and accordion. I pick it up next week!
NEW cute as a button T-Shirts all designed by the brilliant Joshua Ellingson!
www.joshuaellingson.com

Kitten on the Keys is featured with her squeeze box in an article in Alarm Magazine
due out in June. Photo essay by Becca Henry. Interviews and photos of cabaret, burlesque, and vaudeville acts in SF...including Vau de Vire Society ,Yard Dogs Road Show and Black and Blue Burlesque! www.alarmpress.com interview by one of SF's naughty cheerleaders, the Cock'T's!

Before she waves her paws BYE BYE....come to these cool shows...
all different and super duper fun! Guaranteed to put a smile on your
face!

May 18 Exotic World Benefit @ Club Deluxe on Haight Street $10.00
Sparkley Devil and Little Minsky's puts t
his wonderful all star SF
line up together.
Kitten performs new material from Salty Meat Girl!

May 20th Katya presents " The Roaring 20's"
Your fave songbirds warble their bestest 1920's ditties
@ Martuni's 7PM $5.00 cover
Valencia @ Market
Katya Ludmilla Smirnoff Skye
Veronica Klaus
Alotta Boutte
(w/ pianist Tom Shaw)
KItten on the Keys
and Rodney Austin are the MUDDFLAPPERS!
piano and accordion duo with double PP's and Double DD's
http://www.myspace.com/muddflappers
(last Muddflappers show for a few months....)

May 24th Bon Voyage Kitten!
a show called TOODLES!
Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom at 17th FREE
9PM
Kitten on the Keys performs new material from
the brand spankin' new "Salty Meat Girl" CD!
Cover Art by Joshua Ellingson !!!!!!!
some copies will be available at this event... only a handful
will be available on CD BABY.com until I come home for a proper CD
release PARTY!

May 26th....I hop a plane with Roky Roulette and don't come back for a LONG time!

XXXXOOOOO meow meow Kitten on the Keys
Suxanadu Ramsey www.kittymusic.com

Keep up with Cabaret New Burlesque in FRANCE
http://www.myspace.com/newburlesque

Hey there kids!
San Francisco's fave ivory tickler has a new CD coming out
called SALTY MEAT GIRL
and you can hear a lil prevue of some of her new songs right here on My SPACE!
Listen to the sad sad Pope Mobile and spunky and rambunctious Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend (GPRBF)!!!!!
Enjoy your Salty MEAT!
Let me know what you think!
Coming soooooooooooooooooooon.......
xxxxooo
Kitten >^..^<
www.kittymusic.com
www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys

Howdy Doody Moonpies!

I am so super duper excited about my new CD!
I have been spending many hours in the studio and I think this is the best sounding CD to date! Loads of new Kitten on the Keys punky cabaret originals, spunky Tin Pan ALley Flapperette Faves,
Raunchy Ragtime, Island Lullabies, songs about geriatric punk rockers, Liberace, The Pope Mobile, PETA PUTA's,
Kitties puppies Cartoonish
seaside lore, MEAT Medleys and MUCH MUCH MORE! A tangeled universe that is fun and preverse!

And the cover art is delightful-done by my wonderful pal JOSHUA ELLINGSON! He knows just what this lil Kitty likes! I cannot wait for the new pink pussy pantie line! You are gonna howl!
All this will be done before I leave for FRANCE and looks like there are some London dates later in the year! PIDDLE!

Check out Josh at:
www.joshuaellingson.com

My Betty Boop costume is being made by the wonderful Kathleen Crowly!

My Bon Voyage Fete will be at the RITE SPOT CAFE 5/24
9PM FREE! Come on down-I promise I will not ask you for money!
2099 Folsom Street

5/20 The 1920's show Martuni's
Katya presents
MUDDFLAPPERS
Veronica Klaus
Alotta Boutte
Kitten on the Keys
Katya Smirnoff-SKYE

5/10 Little Minsky's on Haight Street!
NEW colorful # with the SCENIC SISTERS!

Much love!
KITTEN >^..^<

Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom Street at 17th
SF
9 PM FREE
4/26/07 Thursday

Miss Kitten on the Keys, aka Suzanne Ramsey writes kinky clever and kooky
tunes that will stir your nethers and tickle your funnybone. She strokes her little electric uke and deconstucts punk rock songs for your amusement!
She plays ragtime, Tin Pan Alley, and a lil Freddie Mercury and Alice Cooper to liven up the night!
CD's and Kitten on the Keys merchandise available!
Come see her before she leaves on her grand tour of France in MAY!
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
www.kittymusic.com

Pandora's Trunk - 1 Year Anniversary!
A bi-monthly eclectic arts showcase & fashion sample sale

Saturday April 28th 1-7pm
free admission - live music - free drinks

http://pandorastrunk.com
Mina Dresden Gallery 312 Valencia @ 14th, San Francisco
Visual Vaudeville & Built Burlesque

"Vaudeville" is thought to come from the french 'voix de
ville', voice of the city... come let us speak to you. We
will tell you a tale of independent artists and designers,
making satirical and sexy statements like the vaudevillians
of old, out of anything they can lay their dirty little
hands on. Our first anniversary is shaping up to be a
blowout party! We have busted our old studio at the seams
and are coming to you from an all new location where the
Mission and SoMa meet.

The event will feature a fashion sample sale, including
local firecrackers Miranda Caroligne, Bad Unkl Sista, Medium
Reality & the inimitable Shannon Riley.

Artist and screenprinter Marshall Adams, who you may know
from his work at Porcelynne, will be there screen printing
his designs live onto a shirt of your own choosing. It
doesn't get any more custom than that!

Local musical bombshell Kitten on the Keys will be there
playing the sexiest instrument known to womankind, and the
smoky-hot Jahmayo will be joining us from LA, guaranteed to
be wearing the tightest pants ever donned by a black man who
wasn't Prince.

Indie designers, producers, and artists will be joining us
with jewelry, photography, paintings, gourmet chocolate,
comic books, paper goods and more, using silks and satins,
leather and feathers, metals precious and base, acrylic
plastic, and resin-coated paper along with the traditional
ribbons and bows to make you beautiful... with teeth.

Visit our website for a frequently updated roster of artists
with pictures and links! Contact us to get involved!
http://pandorastrunk.com

Benefit for Irene McGhee starring Exene Cervenka, Kitten on the Keys, Vinsantos,Ben Fong Torres at the Red Devil Lounge in SF!

Here is what Ben Fong Torres (of Almost Famous ...and he wrote for Rolling Stone) wrote about her situation:

CATCH A FIRE: A dozen or more people may owe their lives to the fact that Free FM (KIFR 106.9) let talk-show host Irene McGee go. As I reported a column ago, McGee was dismissed from her midnight to 2 a.m. Friday show for unspecified reasons. On her first Friday night away from the radio studios in more than a year, she was at work in her apartment in the Western Addition when the electricity went out. Outages were an all-too-common occurrence in the 12-unit building, McGee said. She called the building manager, and when he flipped the circuit switch back on, flames shot out of a wall in McGee's apartment, setting her bed and, in minutes, most of her apartment on fire. It was 1 a.m., and McGee dashed around the building, rousting her neighbors. All of them escaped the flames and smoke, which rendered nine of the apartments uninhabitable. "She's absolutely a hero," said Heather Moon Black, who lives in an adjacent apartment. "Irene left her cat to come and get us first. If she hadn't, it would have been too late for my daughter (8-year-old Exene) and me." It was, in fact, too late for one of McGee's two cats. Star died in her arms, while Sergeant Johnson ran off. Two days after the fire, her second cat was still missing, and McGee appeared to be in shock as she looked through the rubble on Broderick Street and in the blackened shell of her apartment. She grabbed her laptop computer as she fled, she said, but everything else was destroyed. Necklaces were welded together. All her clothes were damaged. So were a new camera and audio recorder she used for her radio work (She continues to do her podcast show, "No One's Listening," Fridays at San Francisco State). Her brother, Bill McGee, a lawyer in Portland, Ore., arrived Sunday morning to lend support. At a nearby cafe, she praised the San Francisco Fire Department for its rapid and compassionate response; one female firefighter, she said, sat with her and offered comfort and assistance. McGee is staying at various friends' homes and slowly accumulating clothes and other necessities. Her grateful neighbor, Black, is helping organize a fundraiser for her at the Red Devil Lounge, with her daughter's godmother, Exene Cervenka, ex- of X, as headliner. A date has yet to be set. Meantime, online contributions can be made via Paypal at www.nooneslistening.org. Through the smoke and depression of the fire, there was one ray of light. Her missing tabby showed up in Black's apartment on Sunday. He suffered some burns but looked OK. "It's a miracle," McGee said, breaking into tears. Moments later, she regained her composure -- and her sense of humor. She'd mused about the irony of it all. If she'd been at Free FM when a shortage occurred, none of her fellow tenants might have been awake. "Thank God I was fired," she said. A beat, and then: "I mean, who else gets 'fired' twice in one week?" FM). Ben Fong-Torres is a freelance writer.
April, 11 2007 at Red Devil Lounge w/ Exene Cervenka, Vinsantos and MORE Kitten on the Keys, Ben Fong Torres
1695 Polk Street, San Francisco, CA
Cost : $15.00


Exene Cervenka of X FAME! Ben Fong Torres (rolling stone writer) KItten on the Keys as Musical MC Vinsantos!
www.myspace.com/vinsantos
www.myspace.com/exenecervenka
www.myspace/kittenonthekeys
www.reddevillounge.com

WOW-this has been my month of performing with musicians from the past-first playing piano/accordion for David J of Bauhaus fame in SF and LA, singing and acting at Teatro Zinzanni with Huey Lewis fresh from Broadway in his role as Billy Flynn from CHICAGO with the fabulous Zinzanni Orchestra and Velocity Dancers WOW!!!!!!



I am so pleased to announce Kitten on the Keys is performing with the AMAZING
Exene Cervenka of X fame...she is an idol of MANY.

the Show is called BURN down the house of Love-

Exene Cervenka
Ben Fong Torres (Rolling Stone Writer-film Almost Famous is about him!)
Kitten on the Keys Musical MC
and Many More....

Red Devil Lounge April 11th,2007
$15.00
1695 Polk Street
SF, CA
415-921-1695
www.reddevillounge.com

3/22
KItten on the Keys Piano Bar
Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom Street at 17th
FREE
9PM
Flapperette Faves!
www.ritespotcafe.net

4/8 Easter Sunday or Happy Keister Funday with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
Dolores Park www.thesisters.org
Day time!
Kitten on the Keys tinkles her ivories keister funday!!!! Special song and dance # with SF's fave twinkle toed sister act, the Scenic Sisters!

4/11 Red Devil Lounge
Burn Down the House Of Love
Exene Cervenka

4/12 THRILLVILLE's 10th Anniversary!
3-D monster movies and MORE!
www.thrillville.net

4/26 Rite Spot Cafe
www.ritespotcafe.net

YIPPEEEE

xxxooo
Kitten




Suzanne Ramsey >^..^<
Kitten On the Keys
www.kittymusic.com
Piano, vocalist, ukulele, accordion

Merchandise
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/kittenotk2
http://www.cafeshops.com/kittykeys
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/kittenotk

FRIDAY, MARCH 9TH
The Riptide Tavern    3639 Taraval  @  47th Ave.   415-681-8433
Sunset District / 2 Blocks away from Ocean Beach  -  San Francisco
D.J. WHAT'S HIS FUCK  -  Spinning old school punk rock and other gems.
FREE  /  21+  /  From 9pm to 1:30am SPECIAL GUEST PERFORMER TONIGHT:     KITTEN ON THE KEYS
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
http://www.suzanneramsey.net/
Kitten will be performing two sets tonight.  
One at 10:30pm and another at 12:00 midnight.  
Kitten likes to get messy and dance on the bar......be careful!

Remember that this show is FREE.
(take the L-Train to within half a block of the bar....it does run all night)  


Also did anyone see the gigantic Kitten On the Keys photo in the SF Chronicle this week? I can't beleive it! It was an ad for the Silent Movie Balboa Theater Festival which is ALWAYS a fun time! WOW!

Thanks to those who came out to see David J's Cabaret starring Vinsantos at Safari Sam's in Los Angeles! I love playing that dark cabaret....

Suzanne Ramsey >^..^<
Kitten On the Keys
www.kittymusic.com
Piano, vocalist, ukulele, accordion

Piano Bar! Rite Spot Cafe!
9:30 PM Start time tonight
(later than usual-Suzanne is coming from another gig!)

Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom @ 17th MISSION District
Free
Kitten on the Keys plays bubbly girl next door sweet flapper ditties and raunchy kinky cabaret to stir your nethers and tickle your funnybone!


New Silly Song!

FUN FUN FUN
www.ritespotcafe.net
www.kittymusic.com

Safari Sam's5214 W Sunset Blvd, Hollywood, CAFriday 2/23David J's Cabaret Oscuro in . . .an evening with the Devil's MuseBlack cabaret in the company of David J and his bandwith special guestsAbby Travis • Vinsantos & the ghost of Elizabeth Shortfeaturing:Fauxnique • Ego Plum • Nora Keyes • Creekbird • Count Smokula KITTEN on the Keys Available on the night:100 limited edition signed CD's/pre-release copies of 'Devil's Muse'.music inspired by the life and mysterious death of Elizabeth Short as featured in Ramzi Abed's forthcoming feature film, 'Black Dahlia Movie'www.safari-sams.com
Hope to see you at this wonderful music event!Suzanne Ramsey