WHEW-
Long time no Blog.
I have beenn doing a lot of shows here and there. Some fun...some not so fun.
When your homelife sucks....it can bleed over into your work-which is really bad.
Performing is usually such an awesome escape for me!

I leave for the UK tommorrow!
WOW-I cannot wait.
I metv this really great woman named who booked me for a 1920's party for her University.
Everyone knows how much I love the Tin Pan Alley era!
Gonna be a blast.
I cannot be naughty though-that's OK!

I have friends comming down from Scotland to hang out with!

Then I perform at the GLEE Club in Birmingham thanks to Al and Saffron of Candy Box Burlesque!
They are wonderful folks who do so much for the community!
This is the 3rd time there-but this will be a solo act!

YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kitten on the Keys new photos from FRANCE by Gerald Chaubaud!


That seems like a ZILLION years ago.......

xxxooo
KITTEN

WOW=
The day is so rainy! I know it rains harder other places in the world but this is crazy for San Francisco. I wonder what Ocean Beach looks like. Houses are gonna slide and trees are gonna crash.
I have not blogged in a long time-since the summer. My internet connection was too slow.
I adored the UK...the Twisted Cabaret Of The Damned was a success and everyone was nice to me. The age and fat thing for some reason does not apply in the UK. Very refreshing.
Enjoyed my time with Mi Mi le Meaux (foreinor sing OFF!) and Missy Malone from Scotland. (piiiiiiiiink cooooooooooter and TSP....I love that stinky burney stuff. My skin clears up the pimples so much faster now!

The New Year was fun ...I was in San Diego playing and then I met up with my pal Jaye.

Enjoy the pictures from the Twisted Cabaret...roadies, Mi Mi and Pinch, Missy , Captain Sensible's smacked pink ass and MORE!

Old funny photo of Sugar Baby Doll aka Sugar Babylon.
Kat Bjelland, Courtney Love, Jennifer Finch and Suzanne Ramsey aka Kitten on the Keys.
I actually get thanked too.....and afterc all of these years Courtney told everyone I died. HMMMMM My fingers still work!

Howdy doodle pals!
I am thrilled to be this weeks interview on Lili von Schtupp and Chris Beyond's
fab burlesque podcast!

www.myspace.com/burlesquepodcast

Here are the direct links:

The website link:

http://www.burlesquepodcast.com

The link to subscribe at iTunes:

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?
id=261606217&s=143441

Happy listening!
XXXXOOO
KITTEN

Vinsantos

Saturday October 27, 2007
Dark Cabaret Artist Extroirdinaire Vinsantos
has been having a series in San Francisco called
MACABARET in time for the Samhain Season.
The last show in this series in Saturday night!

Kitten on the Keys alter ego "Suzanne Ramsey" will be playing piano in the band,
singing her own twisted love songs and MORE!

VINSANTOS October, 27 2007 at VOICE FACTORY
1519 MISSION ST @ South Van Ness , SAN FRANCISCO
with special guests
FAUXNIQUE fabulous dancer
SUZANNE RAMSEY (aka Kitten on the Keys)
JILL TRACY...Amazing pianist and vocalist
doors at 7 for music and drinks,,,show at 8!
17.00 online in advance and 21.00 day of show
brown paper tickets

www.myspace.com/vinsantos
www.alightawakeinside.com

Mi Mi Le Meaux Burlesque from San Diego
Missy Malone Burlesque from Scotland
Kitten on the Keys Musical Hi Jinks and MC
and a lucky local talent showcase winner on the UK dates-
Open for Legendary Punk Band THE DAMNED in the UK 11/28 -12/20 in their production The Damned Twisted Cabaret.
www.officialdamned.com
http://www.myspace.com/officialdamned

See you in the UK and Ireland!
XXXXOOO
KITTEN

Suzanne Ramsey >^..^<
Kitten on the Keys
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
Piano, Ukulele,Accordion, Variety Artist, Vocalist
and much MORE!
http://www.kittymusic.com

New Candybox Burlesque in Brimingham UK Site for Videos!

http://www.veoh.com/channels/thecandybox

Kitten on the Keys portion of Yankee Doodle Candy:

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1184460qTd7p7HG

Enjoy the links!
XXXXOOO
KITTEN and thanks to Carrie for the videos!

Fernet Branca, In association with SF Weekly, Crunch Fitness, and Bust
Magazine present…

Tease-O-Rama 2007!

A Daring, Dazzling Galaxy of Buxom Beauties and Forbidden Women in a Riot
Mirth and Medley!

FEATURING! The Incredible Catherine D’Lish! Tantalizing Troupes from
Around The World! Seductive Solo Sirens and Dazzling Duos! Vintage Vixens
of Burlesque! Comedy! Music! Mayhem! Possibly even…Madness!

SEE: 200 Magnificent Specimens of Humanity overcome by rapture and hurl
their clothing to the ground!

Tease-O-Rama 2007! Dozens of Delicious, Delectable, Dancing Darlings and
Teaming Torrid Temptresses of Tease! It’s Gals and Gags Galore! Old
Fashioned Burlesque as YOU like it!

Adults Only!

What: Tease-O-Rama 2007! Four Incredible Nights Of Glitz, Glamour, and
Non-Stop Spectacle!

Where: Bimbo’s 365 Club, 1025 Columbus Ave in North Beach

When: Showcase: Friday and Saturday October 5th- 6th , show 8PM



Other Tease-O-Rama Weekend Events Include….

** Tease-O-Rama Daytime Events and Convention Activities !
WHAT: Daytime Convention Classes and Activities! Our daytime convention
activities provide opportunities for performers, future performers,
enthusiasts, scholars and curious bystanders to learn more about burlesque
old and new.

WHERE: SF Art Institute, 800 Chestnut Street, San Francisco - just around
the corner from Bimbo’s 365 Club in the heart of North Beach

WHEN: Saturday October 6th starting at 10:30am

HOW MUCH: most classes $7, $5 with student ID


** Tease-O-Rama Meet and Mingle!

WHAT: Tease-O-Rama Meet 'N' Mingle, Shake and Shimmy with the stars of
Tease-O-Rama, the only weekend-long convention dedicated to performers and
fans of the new burlesque! DJ dance party , Meet 'N'Mingle, and surprise
performances! (Tunes courtesy of Bardot A Go Go!)

WHEN: Thursday October 4, 2007, Doors for public at 9 pm

WHERE: The Rickshaw Stop, San Francisco
VIP and press reception 7-9 pm, press r.s.v.p to: info@teaseorama.com

HOW MUCH: $5 cover

** Tease-O-Rama Movie Night!
WHAT: Ann-Margaret in KITTEN WITH A WHIP (1964)?Viva La Vamp! See
everyone's favorite femme fatale Ann-Margaret as a teasing teenager
terrorizing John Forsythe in this sexy, steamy drama of delinquency and
desperation! Hosted by Will the Thrill and Monica, Tiki Goddess!

WHERE: AT THE CERRITO SPEAKEASY THEATER?- 10070 San Pablo Avenue, El
Cerrito, 94530?www.cerritospeakeasy.com
WHEN: Sunday October 7th, 5pm

HOW MUCH: $8


++++++++++++++++++

Photos available Upon Request
Baby Doe: info@teaseorama.com

Visit: www.teaseorama.com


Introducing your 2007 Tease-O-Rama Emcee:
Kitten on the Keys

Featuring: Catherine D’Lish!

Vintage Vixens of Burlesque!
Dixie Evan’s from the Burlesque Hall of Fame
Satan’s Angel
Isis Starr
Holiday O’Hara

Tantalizing Troupes!
The Devil-Ettes - SF
Murasaki Babydoll - Japan
Hot Pink Feathers - SF
The Von Foxies - Seattle
Panty Raid! - Nashville
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang – SF
Cock T's - SF
Scenic Sisters - SF
Diamond Daggers - SF
Scandalesque - AZ
SF Boylesque - SF
Myths and Legends Dance Company - Orange County, CA
Twilight Vixen Revue - SF
Clandestine – SF
Thrillpeddlers - SF

Seductive Solo Sirens and Dazzling Duos!
Kitten deVille - LA
Kalani Kokonuts - Las Vegas
Violet Eva - Japan
Chica Boom – Seattle
Cherry Typhoon - Japan
Michelle L'amour - Chicago
Jo Boobs - NYC
Kitty Diggins - LA
Mimi Le Meaux - San Diego
Cardinal Cyn - Austin
Desire D'Amour - Tucson
Vivienne VaVoom - Denver
Miss Delirium Tremens – NYC
Roky Roulette - SF
Delilah - UK
Kellita - SF
Amber Ray - NYC
Reverend Spooky LeStrange - New Orleans
Miss Eva von Slut - SF
Tigger! - NYC
Alotta Boutte - SF
Sparkly Devil - SF
Lolita Haze - AZ
Evie - LA
Ophelia Coeur de Noir & Gorilla X - SF
Charlotte La Belle Araignee - LA
Lady Monster - SF
Miss Marion - Paris
Mad V Dog - SF
Bella Beratta - LA
Pinchbottom Burlesque - NYC
Fanny Fitztightlee - Denver
Honey Lulu - UK
Peekaboo Pointe - NYC
Esperanza - SF
Ming Dynatease - LA
Waxie Moon - Seattle
Dottie Lux and Glenn Marla - NYC
Kitty Crimson - Denver
Vivian Velvet - Chicago
Anna Bells and Joshie Jingles - LA
Bobbie Burlesque - LA
Fanny Tastic - Chicago
Bombshell Betty - SF
Miss Jezebel Express - NYC
Imogen Kelly – Austrialia
Miz Ginger Snapz - Seattle
Lily Le Rouge - SF
Coconuts - SF
Michelle La Roche – Pasadena
Pookie Patootie - NYC

DJ’s for the weekend include: Pink Frankenstein, Brother Grimm and Cali
Kid all from Bardot A Go Go!

+++++++++++++++

Photos available Upon Request
Baby Doe: info@teaseorama.com

Visit: www.teaseorama.com
Location: Bimbos 365 Club

http://www.youtube.com/glamglittercritter

THANKS!
Kitten goes CRAZEEEEEEEEEE in the UK.
Thanks to Candy Box!
Such an amazing night!
With Dirty Martini
Imelda May singing 4 Palookaville
Msyti Vine
Misss Exotic World 2007 Immodisty Blaze
Missy Malone
Candied Heels
Leyla Rose

MERCI BEACOUP!!!!!!!

xxxxoooo
Enjoy,
KITTEN

Kitten on the Keys has two more weeks in Europe galavanting around Paris and performing in Nantes.....www.cabaretnewburlesque.com until September 1st.

Dirty Martini and Kitten on the Keys fly out Monday August 27th to perform at the Glee Club
CANDY BOX BURLESQUE in Birmingham, UK
Thanks to our hosts for having us!

Yankee Doodle Candy
w/ live band Palookaville
www.candyboxburlesque.com
many wonderful starlettes from the UK!

also....cool project....Kitten on the Keys is a part of Burlesque Poker set from France.

www.pokerburlesque.com

CUTE Stuff!


See you back in the States by September 4th...............

Check out new merchandise on Cafe Press with artwork by Joshua Ellingson.......
Buy Salty Meat Girl on CD Baby!!!!!!

xxxxoooo
KITTEN

http://www.nantes.maville.com/Le-plus-grand-cabaret-de-Nantes/re/actudet/actu_loc-433449-----_actu.html

Kitten on the Keys in the Press again.
Here is also a photo by Gerald Chabaud

OK that was supposed to say...Pierre et Giles in PARIS....yikes!
Here is Sunny as photogrhaed by the famous duo......

jeepers...is it really August already?
WHOA NELLY....
Went to Paris with Jazzy V
Saw a Paris et Giles exhibit.
Saw mon Ami Sunny Buick and old friend Gentry...and I bought some gorgeous boots from her!
WOW!
The show continues to sell out....there is NO air conditioning here and I have lost my voice.

Went to the beach today and swam with Dirty....we had FUN!
Ate more sea snakes or eeels.........actually very yummy.
Tastes like CHICKEN....went with Marilou anarchist Majorette and artist David Bartex!
(he just had his birthday and we gave him and inflatible doll....)

New News for Kitten on the Keys...I am finally getting credit for my work in Sugar Babylon/Sugar Babydoll from a zillion years ago....but my name is wrong on the photo....OH WELL

But awesome news is I will be in Zora von Burden's new book Women of the Underground: MUSIC
So HAPPPY!

France is still fun...just met actor Mattieu Amalinc who is doing a film on new burlesque in FRANCE!

I am very honored to be included in this fabulous article!
Alarm Magazine
Vau de Vire Society
Yard Dogs Road Show and MORE!
XXXXOOO
Kitten on the Keys

Go to Becca's Gallery SHOW!

http://www.alarmpress.com/692/art-interview/a-lil-bit-o-naughty-a-photoessay/


Becca Henry
Carnie Life
July 19th Thursday 5-9 PM
111 Minna Gallery
$5.00

A bunch of us went to the Bretagne Castle...the heart of Anne Of Bregtangne is there! WOW...I wanted to see that really bad and it was the first thing inside the chateau! Anne of Bregtange was a wonderful woman with a crazy life....she was an EARLY patroness of the ARTS! WE saw many sad things about this port city though...it was based on salty butter biscuits and the slave trade...really intense.......I have never seen anything quite like it and it reall affected me.
Someone had told me about Nantes this way BUT.....so people are making fun of HOW bad my French is.

I went on NANTES TV with Kitty and Roky Roulette today. I sang HOT But Swing.......
Fun fun fun! Roky looked alluring and I was a spazz....as usual dropping feathers and not being prepared....oh having ADD is a curse at times.

There was another little article about me in the paper PIL (tee hee like John Lydon's band.........) It talked about me loving Freddie Mercury and Black Flag! Woo hoo!

www.charlimars.com has more video of the Ilse de Nantes evening!
Oh, we also found a 15th century toilette in the chateaux......Dirty and I used it and our tinkle dropped in the moat....but astually all of my fave photos from that day got lost when we got into a HORRIBLE rainstorm that night........ My clothes aree STILL wet.....strange weather!
xxxoooo
KITTEN

Jazzy V (Jasmine Vegas), Kitten on the Keys, and Mi Mi Le Meaux hit the radio in France!
www.prun.net
We had a swell time and the boys were really CUTE!
I played a punk rock uke # and an old jazzy double entendre from my new CD....fun times!
Jazzy V played her song "Kim" and Mi Mi Played her belle Poitrines!

Naughty Naughtical Shenanigans!
Since we are on an Estuary there are LOTSA Boats and such going to various artworks for Estuaire.info
Our pal from the 3rd FL Javier -he's a GREAT cook....we would starve without him......DJ's on the boat.
In honor of Bretagne.....here is Dirty Martini and MiMi Le Meaux in S and M ( I mean H/M) undies and my Shirley Temple HATS!
xxxooo
KITTEN

Oh and Look at all of the eels I found at the Market...they were still alive. There was a horse meat stand too...YUCKERS.
Little bun buns were there too....I eas eating a Breton Crepe...the lady who made it said I sounded like a little POUPEE or a crazy little doll.......Oh yeah she was right!

Roky Roulette stole my cute little pink pasties that Inga made me......He took 'em off with his tongue after we had crazy chocolate and bannana CAKE! It was so yum yum and GUILLOME or Billy Bob....that is what I call him cuz I can't speak French yet
brought it up to the stage! SO SWEET!

Well today I felt like I was coming down with a lame ass cold.......I stayed inside ALL day in my little French Apartment hoping my voice would survive the day and the nights show. Jasmine brought me tea , honey and lemon...what a great pal!
The show was FUN and those kooky kids got me some swell birthday presents! I got a puss print "massager" called the temptress...which is HAILARIOUS and a WONDERFUl ukulele book in French that I am DYING over! So cool! Cyril of the Uke club
wrote it. if I could actually get on my email account I would send him and email...OH and we were in French ELLE !!!!!!!
Lame that they said we were like the Rocky horror Picture show....what is UP with that?

The parton ST of CABARET new BURLESQUE! Jesus with no legs! everyone has hurt themeselves here!

WOW.....
It's time for more more more more NEWS!
Seems that the whole cast of cabaret new burlesque is hurting themselves...KITTEN de VILLE has a broken leg,
Kitty Diggins hurt here knees, Roky Roultte is all bandaged up, and our MOOMMY KItty is on a crutch too!
So I found the patron ST of cabaret new burlesque today..........Jesus with Broken Legs......

xxxoooo
Kitten

Hey kiddley winks!
Thanks for your patience as I have had barely any interBUTT time....they are sending an expert to our residency in the am.
I am having a good time having adventures with my pals......Dirty Martini, Mi Mi Le Meaux (the cutest next door neighbor a gal could have over for caffinated bevys....) and the one and only Jasmine Vegas who taught me to boil water in French and wipe my ass.......Roky Roulette showed me his wAXED asshole and I barfed....twice!
We had a bunch o Argetinian CUTE BOYS in our residency and they came to the beach in Pornic with us!
They asked me if I worked with deaf people because I talk so LOUD and clear..... La Plage was FABULOUS.........people come to the Briittany coast just to relax in thhe theraputic waters. I was called VAMPIRA cuz I wanted no sun on my old ass face.

Poor Kitten de Ville broke her friggin leg the first day of the spectacular............She is here with her little girl Ivy who sings Ramones songs with me! She is HILARIOUS........she loves the new song Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend.....
Please look at this AMAZING photo from todays adventure to the graveyard with Dirty and MiMI ....first we ate pastries, bought cute cheap shoes , and then looked at baby duckilings, chipmunks and kittens...then we saw that Jesus was c oming in the shape
of a space alien....so weirdo.....

XXXOOOol
SUZ
My address: please write! until Sept 1
Madame Suzanne Ramsey
c/o NEO Residences
1 bis Rue Franklin
44000 NANTES
FRANCE

Suzanne Ramsey
Kitten On the Keys
www.kittymusic.com
www.cabaretnewburlesque.com
www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
www.myspace.com/newburlesque



Merchandise
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/kittenotk2
http://www.cafeshops.com/kittykeys

http://www.nantes.maville.com/New-burlesque-les-girls-de-Kitty/re/estuaire2007_detail/actu_11218-411664----_actu.html

Kitten on the Keys is pictured in the newspaper in FRANCE!
Photo by the fabulous Jim Feierra!

xxxxoooo
KITTEN

WOW...I cannot believe that I am in France doing such a great show!
www.cabaretnewburlesque.com
Opening night was the bomb.....there were 50 THOUSAND people that came through!
Ilse de Nantes......Spectacular ISLAND.......amazing artists all around.
Sad thing was, KItten de Ville broke her leg when a Lucha Libre wrestler fell from the sky.
She had to have surgery but is in great spirits and looks lovely as ALWAYS!
Get well soon KITTEN!

one of the funniest things happened to me...during th cabaret new burlesque opening night....members of MINI KISS
slapped my ass during my song....LEATHER DADDY...one was the Peter Criss and the other Ace Frehley........so damn fun!
Julie Atlas Muz's hubby got some HILARIOUS photos.....playing the piano while getting my ass slapped in time to the beat is my new fave past time here besides eating cheese and going to la plage......... where I found a beautiful starfish in Pornic.
My teeth are acting up and I think it needs to be YANKED OUT...damn frigggin lame ass tooth.......nice dentists in France though!

SF Weekly Best of Issue 2007
Best Burlesque
Best Burlesque Revue

The Cantankerous Lollies

Since 1995, the Cantankerous Lollies have been upping the ante on the art of coquetry with their distinctly DIY approach to taking it off. Founded by Harvest Moon, one of the nation's most vaunted showgirls, this troupe of vaudeville hotties spearheaded the West Coast neo-burlesque movement — birthing a panoply of pasty-loving adherents in the process. The great thing about the Lollies is that they're both sexy and riotously funny, replacing gratuitous T&A with entertainment. Whether they're regaling us with Montmartre-style cabarets, synchronized can-can dances, or acrobatic feats with hula hoops and parasols, the Lollies deftly mix hippodrome antics with classic theatre kitsch. And we love them even more because of Suzanne "Kitten on the Keys" Ramsey, an erstwhile Lollie known for her glamour-soaked, satirical piano cabaret. With the ba-ba-boom accompaniment of San Francisco's Famous Burlesque Orchestra, the Lollies are all about the classic tease, which necessitates leaving lots to the imagination — but they're too clever and unpredictable to be mistaken for any old striptease act.

Come hear new music from pianist and song bird Suzanne Ramsey aka
Kitten on the Keys before she says "Toodles" to the Bay Area to tour France!
Kitten has a new CD out called "Salty Meat Girl". A few copies will be available at the fun piano bar atmosphere of the cozy
Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom at 17th
FREE
9PM until 11PM
Food and Libations Available

KItten will also be performing her standard punky cabaret fare, flapperette faves, and naughty naughty songs she wrote!
www.kittymusic.com
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
(song samples)
artwork by Joshua Ellingson

It's almost time to say "Toodles" to San Francisco!

Suxanadu Ramsey aka Kitten on the Keys leaves the Bay Area for the
summer to perform in France. Gonna be a swell time with many wonderful
artists. I am one lucky gal. Best of luck to everyone at Exotic World...I am going to miss everyone! Kisses to the legends and the organizers and of course the super stars of Burlesque! (I'll miss you Satan's Angel!)

I also have a brand spankin' new CD available in limited release in the US.
Salty Meat Girl... original mischievous melodies, Tin Pan Alley, Flapperette Faves,
Punky Cabaret filled with silly lyrics and shenanigans
songs about things that begin with the letter P....bare buttocks solos (thanks MR Tinkler) and MORE on piano, ukulele, and accordion. I pick it up next week!
NEW cute as a button T-Shirts all designed by the brilliant Joshua Ellingson!
www.joshuaellingson.com

Kitten on the Keys is featured with her squeeze box in an article in Alarm Magazine
due out in June. Photo essay by Becca Henry. Interviews and photos of cabaret, burlesque, and vaudeville acts in SF...including Vau de Vire Society ,Yard Dogs Road Show and Black and Blue Burlesque! www.alarmpress.com interview by one of SF's naughty cheerleaders, the Cock'T's!

Before she waves her paws BYE BYE....come to these cool shows...
all different and super duper fun! Guaranteed to put a smile on your
face!

May 18 Exotic World Benefit @ Club Deluxe on Haight Street $10.00
Sparkley Devil and Little Minsky's puts t
his wonderful all star SF
line up together.
Kitten performs new material from Salty Meat Girl!

May 20th Katya presents " The Roaring 20's"
Your fave songbirds warble their bestest 1920's ditties
@ Martuni's 7PM $5.00 cover
Valencia @ Market
Katya Ludmilla Smirnoff Skye
Veronica Klaus
Alotta Boutte
(w/ pianist Tom Shaw)
KItten on the Keys
and Rodney Austin are the MUDDFLAPPERS!
piano and accordion duo with double PP's and Double DD's
http://www.myspace.com/muddflappers
(last Muddflappers show for a few months....)

May 24th Bon Voyage Kitten!
a show called TOODLES!
Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom at 17th FREE
9PM
Kitten on the Keys performs new material from
the brand spankin' new "Salty Meat Girl" CD!
Cover Art by Joshua Ellingson !!!!!!!
some copies will be available at this event... only a handful
will be available on CD BABY.com until I come home for a proper CD
release PARTY!

May 26th....I hop a plane with Roky Roulette and don't come back for a LONG time!

XXXXOOOOO meow meow Kitten on the Keys
Suxanadu Ramsey www.kittymusic.com

Keep up with Cabaret New Burlesque in FRANCE
http://www.myspace.com/newburlesque

Hey there kids!
San Francisco's fave ivory tickler has a new CD coming out
called SALTY MEAT GIRL
and you can hear a lil prevue of some of her new songs right here on My SPACE!
Listen to the sad sad Pope Mobile and spunky and rambunctious Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend (GPRBF)!!!!!
Enjoy your Salty MEAT!
Let me know what you think!
Coming soooooooooooooooooooon.......
xxxxooo
Kitten >^..^<
www.kittymusic.com
www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys

Howdy Doody Moonpies!

I am so super duper excited about my new CD!
I have been spending many hours in the studio and I think this is the best sounding CD to date! Loads of new Kitten on the Keys punky cabaret originals, spunky Tin Pan ALley Flapperette Faves,
Raunchy Ragtime, Island Lullabies, songs about geriatric punk rockers, Liberace, The Pope Mobile, PETA PUTA's,
Kitties puppies Cartoonish
seaside lore, MEAT Medleys and MUCH MUCH MORE! A tangeled universe that is fun and preverse!

And the cover art is delightful-done by my wonderful pal JOSHUA ELLINGSON! He knows just what this lil Kitty likes! I cannot wait for the new pink pussy pantie line! You are gonna howl!
All this will be done before I leave for FRANCE and looks like there are some London dates later in the year! PIDDLE!

Check out Josh at:
www.joshuaellingson.com

My Betty Boop costume is being made by the wonderful Kathleen Crowly!

My Bon Voyage Fete will be at the RITE SPOT CAFE 5/24
9PM FREE! Come on down-I promise I will not ask you for money!
2099 Folsom Street

5/20 The 1920's show Martuni's
Katya presents
MUDDFLAPPERS
Veronica Klaus
Alotta Boutte
Kitten on the Keys
Katya Smirnoff-SKYE

5/10 Little Minsky's on Haight Street!
NEW colorful # with the SCENIC SISTERS!

Much love!
KITTEN >^..^<

Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom Street at 17th
SF
9 PM FREE
4/26/07 Thursday

Miss Kitten on the Keys, aka Suzanne Ramsey writes kinky clever and kooky
tunes that will stir your nethers and tickle your funnybone. She strokes her little electric uke and deconstucts punk rock songs for your amusement!
She plays ragtime, Tin Pan Alley, and a lil Freddie Mercury and Alice Cooper to liven up the night!
CD's and Kitten on the Keys merchandise available!
Come see her before she leaves on her grand tour of France in MAY!
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
www.kittymusic.com

Pandora's Trunk - 1 Year Anniversary!
A bi-monthly eclectic arts showcase & fashion sample sale

Saturday April 28th 1-7pm
free admission - live music - free drinks

http://pandorastrunk.com
Mina Dresden Gallery 312 Valencia @ 14th, San Francisco
Visual Vaudeville & Built Burlesque

"Vaudeville" is thought to come from the french 'voix de
ville', voice of the city... come let us speak to you. We
will tell you a tale of independent artists and designers,
making satirical and sexy statements like the vaudevillians
of old, out of anything they can lay their dirty little
hands on. Our first anniversary is shaping up to be a
blowout party! We have busted our old studio at the seams
and are coming to you from an all new location where the
Mission and SoMa meet.

The event will feature a fashion sample sale, including
local firecrackers Miranda Caroligne, Bad Unkl Sista, Medium
Reality & the inimitable Shannon Riley.

Artist and screenprinter Marshall Adams, who you may know
from his work at Porcelynne, will be there screen printing
his designs live onto a shirt of your own choosing. It
doesn't get any more custom than that!

Local musical bombshell Kitten on the Keys will be there
playing the sexiest instrument known to womankind, and the
smoky-hot Jahmayo will be joining us from LA, guaranteed to
be wearing the tightest pants ever donned by a black man who
wasn't Prince.

Indie designers, producers, and artists will be joining us
with jewelry, photography, paintings, gourmet chocolate,
comic books, paper goods and more, using silks and satins,
leather and feathers, metals precious and base, acrylic
plastic, and resin-coated paper along with the traditional
ribbons and bows to make you beautiful... with teeth.

Visit our website for a frequently updated roster of artists
with pictures and links! Contact us to get involved!
http://pandorastrunk.com

Benefit for Irene McGhee starring Exene Cervenka, Kitten on the Keys, Vinsantos,Ben Fong Torres at the Red Devil Lounge in SF!

Here is what Ben Fong Torres (of Almost Famous ...and he wrote for Rolling Stone) wrote about her situation:

CATCH A FIRE: A dozen or more people may owe their lives to the fact that Free FM (KIFR 106.9) let talk-show host Irene McGee go. As I reported a column ago, McGee was dismissed from her midnight to 2 a.m. Friday show for unspecified reasons. On her first Friday night away from the radio studios in more than a year, she was at work in her apartment in the Western Addition when the electricity went out. Outages were an all-too-common occurrence in the 12-unit building, McGee said. She called the building manager, and when he flipped the circuit switch back on, flames shot out of a wall in McGee's apartment, setting her bed and, in minutes, most of her apartment on fire. It was 1 a.m., and McGee dashed around the building, rousting her neighbors. All of them escaped the flames and smoke, which rendered nine of the apartments uninhabitable. "She's absolutely a hero," said Heather Moon Black, who lives in an adjacent apartment. "Irene left her cat to come and get us first. If she hadn't, it would have been too late for my daughter (8-year-old Exene) and me." It was, in fact, too late for one of McGee's two cats. Star died in her arms, while Sergeant Johnson ran off. Two days after the fire, her second cat was still missing, and McGee appeared to be in shock as she looked through the rubble on Broderick Street and in the blackened shell of her apartment. She grabbed her laptop computer as she fled, she said, but everything else was destroyed. Necklaces were welded together. All her clothes were damaged. So were a new camera and audio recorder she used for her radio work (She continues to do her podcast show, "No One's Listening," Fridays at San Francisco State). Her brother, Bill McGee, a lawyer in Portland, Ore., arrived Sunday morning to lend support. At a nearby cafe, she praised the San Francisco Fire Department for its rapid and compassionate response; one female firefighter, she said, sat with her and offered comfort and assistance. McGee is staying at various friends' homes and slowly accumulating clothes and other necessities. Her grateful neighbor, Black, is helping organize a fundraiser for her at the Red Devil Lounge, with her daughter's godmother, Exene Cervenka, ex- of X, as headliner. A date has yet to be set. Meantime, online contributions can be made via Paypal at www.nooneslistening.org. Through the smoke and depression of the fire, there was one ray of light. Her missing tabby showed up in Black's apartment on Sunday. He suffered some burns but looked OK. "It's a miracle," McGee said, breaking into tears. Moments later, she regained her composure -- and her sense of humor. She'd mused about the irony of it all. If she'd been at Free FM when a shortage occurred, none of her fellow tenants might have been awake. "Thank God I was fired," she said. A beat, and then: "I mean, who else gets 'fired' twice in one week?" FM). Ben Fong-Torres is a freelance writer.
April, 11 2007 at Red Devil Lounge w/ Exene Cervenka, Vinsantos and MORE Kitten on the Keys, Ben Fong Torres
1695 Polk Street, San Francisco, CA
Cost : $15.00


Exene Cervenka of X FAME! Ben Fong Torres (rolling stone writer) KItten on the Keys as Musical MC Vinsantos!
www.myspace.com/vinsantos
www.myspace.com/exenecervenka
www.myspace/kittenonthekeys
www.reddevillounge.com

WOW-this has been my month of performing with musicians from the past-first playing piano/accordion for David J of Bauhaus fame in SF and LA, singing and acting at Teatro Zinzanni with Huey Lewis fresh from Broadway in his role as Billy Flynn from CHICAGO with the fabulous Zinzanni Orchestra and Velocity Dancers WOW!!!!!!



I am so pleased to announce Kitten on the Keys is performing with the AMAZING
Exene Cervenka of X fame...she is an idol of MANY.

the Show is called BURN down the house of Love-

Exene Cervenka
Ben Fong Torres (Rolling Stone Writer-film Almost Famous is about him!)
Kitten on the Keys Musical MC
and Many More....

Red Devil Lounge April 11th,2007
$15.00
1695 Polk Street
SF, CA
415-921-1695
www.reddevillounge.com

3/22
KItten on the Keys Piano Bar
Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom Street at 17th
FREE
9PM
Flapperette Faves!
www.ritespotcafe.net

4/8 Easter Sunday or Happy Keister Funday with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
Dolores Park www.thesisters.org
Day time!
Kitten on the Keys tinkles her ivories keister funday!!!! Special song and dance # with SF's fave twinkle toed sister act, the Scenic Sisters!

4/11 Red Devil Lounge
Burn Down the House Of Love
Exene Cervenka

4/12 THRILLVILLE's 10th Anniversary!
3-D monster movies and MORE!
www.thrillville.net

4/26 Rite Spot Cafe
www.ritespotcafe.net

YIPPEEEE

xxxooo
Kitten




Suzanne Ramsey >^..^<
Kitten On the Keys
www.kittymusic.com
Piano, vocalist, ukulele, accordion

Merchandise
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/kittenotk2
http://www.cafeshops.com/kittykeys
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/kittenotk

FRIDAY, MARCH 9TH
The Riptide Tavern    3639 Taraval  @  47th Ave.   415-681-8433
Sunset District / 2 Blocks away from Ocean Beach  -  San Francisco
D.J. WHAT'S HIS FUCK  -  Spinning old school punk rock and other gems.
FREE  /  21+  /  From 9pm to 1:30am SPECIAL GUEST PERFORMER TONIGHT:     KITTEN ON THE KEYS
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
http://www.suzanneramsey.net/
Kitten will be performing two sets tonight.  
One at 10:30pm and another at 12:00 midnight.  
Kitten likes to get messy and dance on the bar......be careful!

Remember that this show is FREE.
(take the L-Train to within half a block of the bar....it does run all night)  


Also did anyone see the gigantic Kitten On the Keys photo in the SF Chronicle this week? I can't beleive it! It was an ad for the Silent Movie Balboa Theater Festival which is ALWAYS a fun time! WOW!

Thanks to those who came out to see David J's Cabaret starring Vinsantos at Safari Sam's in Los Angeles! I love playing that dark cabaret....

Suzanne Ramsey >^..^<
Kitten On the Keys
www.kittymusic.com
Piano, vocalist, ukulele, accordion

Piano Bar! Rite Spot Cafe!
9:30 PM Start time tonight
(later than usual-Suzanne is coming from another gig!)

Rite Spot Cafe
2099 Folsom @ 17th MISSION District
Free
Kitten on the Keys plays bubbly girl next door sweet flapper ditties and raunchy kinky cabaret to stir your nethers and tickle your funnybone!


New Silly Song!

FUN FUN FUN
www.ritespotcafe.net
www.kittymusic.com

Safari Sam's5214 W Sunset Blvd, Hollywood, CAFriday 2/23David J's Cabaret Oscuro in . . .an evening with the Devil's MuseBlack cabaret in the company of David J and his bandwith special guestsAbby Travis • Vinsantos & the ghost of Elizabeth Shortfeaturing:Fauxnique • Ego Plum • Nora Keyes • Creekbird • Count Smokula KITTEN on the Keys Available on the night:100 limited edition signed CD's/pre-release copies of 'Devil's Muse'.music inspired by the life and mysterious death of Elizabeth Short as featured in Ramzi Abed's forthcoming feature film, 'Black Dahlia Movie'www.safari-sams.com
Hope to see you at this wonderful music event!Suzanne Ramsey

Not a Burlesque show....but a fun trip back in time.....w. Buster Keaton and others!

For the 5th year in a row songstress Kitten on the Keys
pulls out
her flapperiest ditties of the PG-13 nature
and tickles the ivories to help celebrate the
Balboa's Movie Theater's Birthday. This is one of the last old movie houses left in San Francisco-
they have damn good pop corn and an awesome repitoire of films and it is in the Richmond District!

(Some of you may even remember Kitten, the Muddflappers, the Lollies and
the Scenic Sisters producing Sin in Soft Focus at the Balboa last year...in a horrible rainstorm!)

Be sure to check out the pianist Frederick Hodges who wrote the original score for the film! He is a world class pianist and composer!

For Immediate Release:

PRESS CONTACT
Gary Meyer (415) 290-8224 or garymey@yahoo.com
Photos and detailed background information are available upon request.

======================================
BUSTER KEATON STARS AT BALBOA BIRTHDAY BASH
- Tuesday, February 27, 2007 -

Buster Keaton masterpieces will headline the Balboa Theatre’s 81st Birthday Bash on Tuesday, Feb. 27. SHERLOCK JR. follows the hilarious adventures of a movie theater projectionist (Keaton) who finds himself in the film he is projecting! In THE PLAYHOUSE Buster plays every single character -- cast, crew, orchestra and audience -- in a small vaudeville theater. Both classics will be screened in 35mm.

The films will be accompanied on piano by Frederick Hodges (http://www.frederickhodges.com/), playing an original score.

A Live Vaudeville Show features chanteuse Suzanne “Kitten on the Keys” Ramsey (http://www.suzanneramsey.net/ ) and Magician Extraordinaire James Hamilton (http://www.amazingmagicshow.com/Hamilton.htm).

Return to the silent era as we re-create a night at the movies in 1926.

Audience members are encouraged to wear period clothing.

Doors open at 6:45. Pre-Show at 7:00. Official program starts at 7:15.

Door Prizes! Birthday Cake! A fun time for all ages! There will be on-screen Surprises!

For more information go to: www.BalboaMovies.com

Learn all about Buster Keaton and the Damfinos Fan Club: http://www.busterkeaton.com/
General Admission: $12.00
Seniors and Children under 12 year: $9.00
Advance ticket sales are available at www.brownpapertickets.com/event/10302

Balboa Theatre
3630 Balboa Street (@37th Avenue)
San Francisco 93121

(415) 221-8184

www.BalboaMovies.com


Kitten On The Keys >^..^<
www.kittymusic.com
Variety Artist, Vaudeville, Cabaret
Piano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

Please check out these URL's to my you Tube Submissions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_5UUCWYDj0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1lAnOAqPD0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLWWMkM7JM

They are all kinda silly for all their own reasons!

XXXOO
KITTEN

Suzanne Ramsey, aka, Kitten on the Keys plants her butt on the piano bench at the Rite Spot Cafe, 2099 Folsom Street at 17th, San Francisco FREE 9PM, for a night of musical mayhem and FUN! New Songs! 1/25/07
Naughty piano bar shenanigans!Flapper Faves!Ukulele Strokin'!Silly Punk Rawk!Power Rock Ballads!Giggles and Guffaws!
Come get drunk and I will let you SING!
www.ritespotcafe.netDin dinLibations
CD's available for purchase!!!!!Cheapest Pussy in town folks!www.kittymusic.com

Kitten on the Keys is a last minute fill in for this show...seems everyone is ill....so see her in an evening gown being serious for once......
Oh and by the way, I will be fingering my own ivories and stroking my uke...
xxxxooo
Suz



For Immediate Release
Katya Presents…

“The Golden Years” songs of the 30’s and 40’sWhere: Martuni's 4 Velencia at Market, San Francisco 415-241-0205Sunday Jan. 21th at 7pm, Russian opera diva Katya Smirnoff-Skyy presents “The Golden Years”, an evening of classic songs from the 30’s and 40’s. Guests include on The Divine Kitten on the Keys, Margery Bailey, Alotta Boutte, Ethel Merman and the incomparable Veronica Clause with Matt Piatt on the ivory keys and Mr. Freddy at the door, this cabaret is a Martui’s favorite regularly pleasing sold-out crowds. Cover charge: $5.Martuni's, 4 Valencia Street (at Market). $5 cover. Russianoperadiva.com


Kitten On The Keys >^..^<
www.kittymusic.com
Variety Artist, Vaudeville, Cabaret
Piano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

FRIDAY, JANUARY 12THThe Riptide Tavern 3639 Taraval @ 47th Ave. 415-681-8433 Sunset District / 2 Blocks away from Ocean Beach - San Francisco D.J. WHAT'S HIS FUCK - Spinning old school punk rock and other gems. FREE / 21+ / From 9pm to 1:30am SPECIAL GUEST PERFORMER TONIGHT: KITTEN ON THE KEYS
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeyshttp://www.suzanneramsey.net/Kitten will be performing two sets tonight. One at 10:30pm and another at 12:00 midnight. KItten will tickle the ivories and your funnybone with her naughty monkeyshines.....the Sunset will never be the same!
KItten is always having a hard time transporting ukuleles, amps, keyboards, accrdions and the like all over town...now it's her time to shine in her own fog belt of a neighborhood! She's delighted to be dancing on the bar....flinging her bra and showing naughty bits to the audience who will have a blast with this type of wink wink nudge nudge entertainment! You do not always see wacky girls perform as Shirley Temple a top a bar...especially in the SUNSET!
Remember that this show is FREE.
(take the L-Train to within half a block of the bar....it does run all night)
Hope to see you there!
XXXXOOOKITTEN
Kitten On The Keys >^..^<http://www.kittymusic.com/Variety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

http://www.burlesque-expo.com/make_some_noise.php
KITTEN CANNOT MAKE IT TO BOSTON BUT HER MU SIC CAN!

Rite Spot Cafe 11/2 9PM FREE 2099 Folsom at 17th SF KItten tickles the Ivories and MORE!
Piano Bar Flapper Rock Shenanigans Dirty Ditties and Classic RAWK
Kitten on the Keys writes cute, clever, and kinky ditties to stir your nethers and tickle your funny bone! She's the Punk Rock Betty Boop!
Libations and Din Din!
www.ritespotcafe.net www.kittymusic.com
UPCOMING Musical and Burlesque Performances:
11/3 Sand Box Gallery 535 Minnesota St SF CA 415-550-8732DADA photo Exhibit w/ performaces by-6-9 PM w/ Kitten, One Man Banjo, Dedicationswww.sandboxstudio.com
11/9 When Ukes Cry all ukulele tribute to Prince!Uke ApocolypsePurple Rain lp-start to finish on UKES!Kitten and Koz strokes their ukes for your pleasureRickshaw Stop SF
SAVE THE DATE FOR THIS BIG SHOW! Thursday Nov 16thDNA Lounge $15.00 dubloons
Bawdy Island A south Seas , Pirate Review and MORE!Burlesque Hullabaloohttp://www.shipdisturbers.com/(check out the great artwork)ALL LIVE MUSIC by the Ship Disturbersfeaturing kitten on the Keys, Koz, members of Kehoe Nation , polkacide,and MORE
Mr Tinkler and KItten with FILTHY Sailor songs and hapa haole Hawaiian #'sCherry Lix and the Twilight Vixen RevueBottoms Up BurlesqueBettina May from CanadaGorilla XMC Cap'n KingfishEddie DaneCarol Queen Roxy ShocksLol and Nancy the Mushuganins and MUCH MORE
www.dnalounge.com
Hope to see you at some of these shows!
XXXXOOOOKITTEN
PS I have re released selected Songs from my first two CD's-plus Kitten live and more..alternative versions of #'s lotsa Sin Pan Alley and Kitten originals ...18 SONGS many of you have never heard before....This special edition is handmade with love and only 25 numbered copies have been made. A collector's item for the true Kitten on the Keys fan.It is called HAPPY KITTY GIRL !!!!!! and is available for 15.00 plus shippping and handling email me if you are interested kittykeys@aol.com

Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

Oct 27thNashville, TNwww.katyk.comCannery Ballroom1 Cannery Row Nashville's Historic District(615) 251 3020
Advance ticket's available at Katy K's Ranch Dressing(615) 292-4242
The Spooktacular Studio Fifty Gore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Starring Dirty Martini from NYC Miss Exotic World!Kitten on the Keys from SF musical mistress of CeremoniesPanty Raid!Miss Lolly PopKicky La RueLady & the TrampsMelba Toastand many more!
Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

EVENT: Los Straitjackets and the world famous pontani sisters twist party! featuring kaiser george + kitten on the keys Tickets: $16 door/ $14 adv. Doors: 8pm
Polk Street Red Devil Lounge1695 Polk Street In San Francisco!www.reddevillouge.com
advance tickets from ticket web:http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=sfbay&query=detail&event=688641&interface=reddevil

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20THSCOTT ALCOHOLOCAUST'S BIRTHDAY SHOWAlcoholocaust PresentsAnnie's Social Club 917 Folsom Street @ 5th Street San Francisco COOKIE MONGOLOID (Headliner)http://www.wearemongoloid.com/cookie/index.html TEXAS THIEVEShttp://www.myspace.com/texasthieveshttp://texasthieves.com/ KITTEN ON THE KEYShttp://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeyshttp://www.suzanneramsey.net/ LOVE SONGShttp://www.myspace.com/lovesongshttp://www.thelovesongs.com/Doors open at 9pm / Show at 10pm$7.00 Admission / 21+

The Devil-Ettes present... Come Go-Go with Us! Saturday, September 30th Take a Trip to Go-Go Heaven, Courtesy of The Devil-Ettes! Ready for Take Off! Join The Devil-Ettes, San Francisco's own all-female synchronized Go-Go dancetroupe, as they celebrate 8 years of go-go madness! These sparkly-hornedsweeties promise a turbulent flight all night, alright! Groove to the best in60s surf and garage, PLUS a special LIVE performance by the Winner of TheDevil-Ettes Song Contest-The Fleagles! Welcome Aboard. Be prepared for a little bouncin' and bumpin' with the fringe-shaking,synchronized dance routines of The Devil-Ettes-guaranteed to freak you outwith their first-class sass! After we reach a comfortable cruising altitude,sit back, relax and enjoy our in-flight entertainment: a unique tribute toThe Devil-Ettes by San Francisco's surf rockers The Copper Tones, Kitten onthe Keys, The Scenic Sisters, The Paper Dolls, Uni & her Ukelele, TheMuddflappers, and DJ Neel Kizmiaz. We ask that you please make sure yourtrays are in their upright position when we introduce the Winner of TheDevil-Ettes Song Contest: all the way from Los Angeles the killer thermin'totin' 60s style garage band The Fleagles! Travel in Style. Pack your party passport and your BEST Go-Go or Travel get up, because we'reawarding a SURPRISE to the most fab outfit. Duty free and no need to declareat customs! Your Itinerary: Saturday, September 30th 12 Galaxies, 2565 Mission Street @ 22nd St., San Francisco, CA (415) 970-9777Doors at 8pm. Show departs at 9pm sharp! Roundtrip Ticket: Just a dozen smackers! ($12), $10 in advance FREE In-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT: The Fleagles won the Devil-Ettes' song contest and will play thisGo-Go-licious song they created for us as well as a whole bunch of otherrambunctious garage rock stompers. The first 50 San Francisco area folks whoemail the Fleagles at: stubbo2000@earthlink.net will be mailed a FREE FLEAGLES CD !!!!!

No where to go post Folsom Street Fair? 9/24Come to Martuni's @ 7PMKilebasiaKitten on the Keys'Katya Smirnoff Skyy 5 BUCKSAccordions, pianos, opera, and ukes.....3 redheads that all spell trouble....4 Valencia Street @ Market 415-241-0205www.kielbasia.comwww.kittenonthekeys.netwww.russianoperadiva.com

http://i3.tinypic.com/25z2tnd.jpgThanks to Vivienne Vavoom -Scholor, Burlesque Starlet, author, and founder of Burlesque As It Was in Denver..........Kitten is returning to Colorado (and hopes to meet Big Gay Al in South Park) and bringing' her uke , grass skirt, and potty mouth for a sexy Tiki Burlesque Show at Lannie's Clocktower 9/15 and 9/16! 20 smackersWigglin' Wahine's Poi oh Poi!!A solo Betty Boop goes punk w/ Grand piano and Uke featuring some Kinky Kute and Clever Toe Tapping originals from Kitten for a mere 5 BUCKS Sunday Night 9/17!Kitten merch available!Yipppeeeee DOOOOODLE!http://www.lannies.com/Also-I got banned from the Sf Chronicle 96 hours podcast even though they picked the material....what is happening to SF? JEEZE.....Folsom Street Fair and leather and kink is all around....jeepers!But thanks to the fabulous burlesque legend Satan's Angel..... I am listed in the UK Mag BIZARRE as one of her top 10 songs to have sex too.........pg 26 in the Serx issue (the one with the w/ battle of the midget KISS cover bands.....)cuz it's fun to laugh while getting filthy!THANKS ANGEL!Thanks Michelle Baldwin!Can't wait to travel to Denver for three FUN SHOWS! Meow a licious dreams-KITTENKitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

KItten got to have fun with Uni and her Ukulele today.
Uni is shooting a fun music video for one of her songs and I got to play a bitchy dancing teacher with Los Hermanas Tweekies in the DEEP SUNSET!
It was a fun roller skating pink extravaganza!


San Francisco's Musical Snack treat with the moist and creamy center, multi talented Kitten on the Keys, hits the Rite Spot Cafe 7/27,9PM, Thursday FREE!Flapper Faves and rippin'ragtime!Classic rock and musical monkeyshines galore!Good ol' piano bar vibe.nosh on a Rite Spot BurgerLibationswww.ritespotcafe.netwww.kittymusic.com
Kitten will have buttons and CD's for sale that night to help with her Denturama BILL!

Hey there-You are invited to come hear Kitten on the Keys play her sassy songs at the Rite Spot Cafe2099 Folsom Street at 17th9PMFREEwww.ritespotcafe.net
www.kittymusic.com
photo by supersnail

Hapy Happy All!Miss Kitten on the Keys and Rodney from the Muddflappers Request a little bit of love from the performing arts comminity:we need asssistance with this fabulous contest in the San Francisco Bay Guardian Best Of The Bay Awards:
http://www.sfbg.com/vote/
Kitten on the Keys...for best of burlesque....... why? OK-so she not a very good dancer but an outragesou idea and costume person who heck just loves to have a good ol time!She's vertsaltile,-loveable and goofy- she's traveld the world-esp to Paris where she is featured in a coffee table sized book and is profiledas the musical MC for Burlesuefest in the USA and Canada,Hosted Teaseorama 3 times, Hosted the Legends Night at Miss Exotic World including this year in VEGAS, recorded 3 CD's on her own CD label, won best costume award at MEW for 2005, won a Golden Patstie Award at the NEW YORK Burlesfest, was profiled in Smimmy Magazine-quikie shots of her are on Top Chef on Bravo and an upcoming MTV show, lost a bunch of teeth and was awarded with an amzing outrouring of LOVE from the community and continues to strip out her teeth and MUCH MORE!
Voting ends 6/20/06 (Kitten's birthday!)
While at it.... why not vote for best band... the MUDD Flappers...kitten's new band with Rodney Austin-the chick with the great big DICK. 1920's hilrious toe tapping melodies with Kitten on Uke, piano backing vocals and accordion!
You know Rodney and I appreciate this SO VERY VERY MUCH!
LOve to all who can help us out!
XXXXOOOOOKITTEN on the Keys and the Mudd Flapperswww.kittymusic.com

I want to be in a john waters movie.
HMMMM how can that happen?
I guess I am not young and pretty or goofy enough for him

The accordion is funny.Kitten's pianistic paws trying to play fancy pants piano is REALLY funny.KItten tries to be tragically funny becasue she looks like a crack ho with her missing teeth and jokes about STYX and their smalltight pants. Will the FCC stop her? Find out! Be in the STUDIO or watch cable 26 6/17!
Hey all you funny music lover, likers, and toleraters!
LAUGH LOCALLY: Yep, we tape a new show this friday the 16th at 7:00. Our guests include the sultry accordion and piano princess, Kitten on the Keys, (http://www.suzanneramsey.net), the comedy of Eric Peterson (http://epeterson.com), Chris Remmers, and Christine Parker, and "speed painting" by JAO. Taped at PCT studios, at 540 Crespi Drive, Pacifica CA. 650 355-8000. Broadcast the next night at 10:00 on PCT 26.
SAVE PUBLIC ACCESS:California's public access televison is in danger. The state assembly has passed HR2987, which would kill funding for public access. The vote goes to the state senate in a few days. Go to http://www.savepublicaccess.com to learn more. Or you could just sit on your butt and watch "Friends" reruns...for the rest of your life!
PODCAST:I have joined the ranks of the pod people with my own podcast featuring the many bay area funny music acts I have worked with over the years. The first one is up now and the second will be in a few days. Go to:http://www.ianbutlermusic.com/laugh-locally/laugh-locally-podcast.xml for the official itunes page.

Sacrificial Lamb Suzanne Ramsey June 4, 2006
Sung to the music of a Chinese Restaurant

(new song from the upcoming one woman show-Does this piano make my ass look big?)

There's something wrong I fear
Save the family Kitty Dear
Mom's a washed up actress
Best career move on a matress
Sinks full of dirty dishes
And Babies Dirty Britches
Get us out of this predicament
From this filthy tenement
Nibbling Bon Bon Dad
No Alimony, NO PONY!
Bedroom Icicle
He prefers tots on a tricycle
I'll get real high on hooch
Then Sell my lil Cooch
Catch a buzz on ripple
as they nibble my budding nipples
I'll never never cry
as the drops ooze down my thighs
icky icky DOC
My lambchop He will POP
Shiff my wee cream puff
Hairy dudes in the BUFF
Slimy toughs from the sewer
My ass gets black and bluer
That man he does lear
As he sticks it in my rear
That slobby sweaty bloke
My Innocence he will poke
Down there should be bare
The customers all care
I pray to Jesus,
While staring at the ceiling ( I see bunnies and kitties and ponies and
hamsters and fluffy clouds that look like marshmellow smiles.....)
Yucky car dealer
He's a bottom feeder
Everybody Knows
Where the clown's red knows grows
Clamor for the camera
My Lil girlie glamour
Close my eyes real tight
Badness go away tonight
Sticky bun delight
Close my eyes with fright
I'm the sacrificial LAMB
FOR GENITAL CRAM

Wooo hooooo!What a fantastic trip to Vegas for Exotic World!I heart everyone I worked with! THANKS!Am I a lucky gal or what? I got to hang with the coolest folks ever!So much amazing talent! Thanks to everyone! And Congrats!
I am back to work Vegas voice or not.....
TONIGHT 5/31 Kitten on the Keys at the Rite Spot Cafe!FREE2099 Folsom at 17th9PMwww.ritespotcafe.netFlapper Faves and Power Rock Ballads!Naughty Sin Pan Alley and MORE!
June 1,2,4 SUPPERCLUBwww.supperclub.comEurotrash 5 course meal and wacky performances by Princess Kennedy and MORE!I am the mad merry milkmaid who will verbally abuse you in a cage! ( and I get paid to do this!) Supper starts at 8PM..... in bed......
June 3rd ACE JUNKYARD with Cookie MongoloidThe Speed Metal Cookie Monster and Kitten on the Keysteam up for a senstive ballad about the LETTER C.Sesame Street Gone WRONG!
A HORRIBLE DANGEROUS JUNKYARD PARTYSAT. JUNE 3, 8:30 pm
COOKIE MONGOLOIDdeath metal cookie monster tributehttp://www.wearemongoloid.com/cookie/index.php
BINKYmistresses of metalhttp://www.binky.tv/
MONGOLOIDnot Devo, just an amazing mutationhttp://www.wearemongoloid.com/mongoloid/index.htm
WIFEY
DJ BIG DADDY
plus CYCLECIDE rides and contraptionshttp://www.cyclecide.com/
ACE AUTO JUNKYARD2255 mckinnon ave, SF(near bayshore bl and cesar chavez st, hubcap throwfrom bayshore burger king)
$5a benefit for the cyclecide pedal powered zeppelinproject
wear sensible footwearrides to bart available to deal with mid-night baybridge closure
June 8th Little Minsky's!Club Deluxe on Haight StreetSuper fun fun show!Kitten MC's and her darling 1920's gender bending duo The Muddflappers performScenic SistersMargot MonmatreLegend Isis Starr and much much more!
June 10th! The EAGLE SOMADaytime beer bust with leather daddies!I have a new song from my one woman show (Does this piano make my ass look big?) called Leather Daddy!It even has a butttocks solo!Sexy Bare Chest Calander Circus BenefitThese fabulous muscle boyz asked me to perform again this year at their circuscalander unveiling! Who will be Mr Bare Chest 2007? (kitten is sqealing....)
June 16th Shimmy Magazine/Boom Boom release Party in LA.Hey kids! this is my Birthday weekend celebration!More Info soon!www.shimmymagazine.comwww.itsachick.com
June 22nd Rite Spot Cafe2099 Folsom at 17thFlapperosity9PM FREE
And if all goes right... drum roll please..... NEW TEETH by the end of JUNE!
XXXXXOOOOOMeowalicious Dreams!
Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

Hey there, Hi There, Ho There! Who looks like the craziest crack ho of them all?
Any one know where to get some more pain killers?Jeesh............Thanks to everyone who came out to the BITE ME! Benefit for Kittenon the Keys's toothful problemo. Over two whole teeth werepurchased ! WOW! Thanks to all of the volunteers and performers! I feel so wonderful! Thanks everyone! So many people made that show possible and I cannot thank everyone enough!Madame Marashino is a true gem!
I had two more front teeth removed and JEEPERS it is NOT a pretty princess life! I should get six new teeth by end of JUNE. Can't wait!
http://www.suzanneramsey.net/teeth.html
Here's the latest from the litterbox!
VOTE for the Mudflappers as best local band in the SF Weekly Poll:
To vote, please take this online survey:http://sfweekly.com/bosf2006/bosf06poll(in the arts and entertainment section)
Also hows about voting for Kitten on the Keys for best burlesque?http://sfweekly.com/bosf2006/bosf06poll(in the arts and entertainment section)
Why not... she just got in a European coffee table book aboutBurlesque-two whole pages are devoted to our Lil kitty Striptease Histoire et LegendesBy Remy Fuentes absolutely GORGEOUS French book with tons of vintagephotos of French Music Hall Performers and Burlesque greats!Also fab photo of the AMAZING Catherine D'Lish, Kitten de Ville,The Fishnet Floozy's , The Wold Famous Pontani Sisters, Exotic World and Much much MORE! I am so grateful to be included in such a fantastic book. Thanks to Dale Rio of Shimmy Magazine for taking such a great photo! (I am also on the back cover, inside credits, and more......Look for the info on my photos section under Parisian Press)
The book is put out by La Musardine.com35 EurosI will let you know more when info is available!
KItten on the Keys, The Scenic Sisters, and Kielbasia were featured on the cover of the Bay Times newspaper for their colorful performances from the Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence's Easter Sunday 2006! What a great day! Kitten and the girls had the whole place doing the Easter Hokey Pokey! The Sisters are so wonderful-they came out in full force to the BITE ME! tooth benefit and ran the silent auction!
Also new to the Yahoo club photo section are some really cool images from Easter 2005 that photographer Leo von Munching took with a super duper vintage large format camera! I love 'em! THANKS!
Look for possible Kitten sighting as the French Maid on MTV's my Super Sweet Sixteen (I often end up on the cutting room floor)
Look for a recovering and toothless crack ho Kittenat the Make Out Room 5/11 w/ Vagabond Opera, Dr Abacus, and the Scenic Sisters (show info at end)
5/13 Madame Marashino's KISS Show (I play a sensitive "Beth" and sing along "Bohemian Rhapsody")
5/19 and 5/20 early bird piano bar at the Mariott (5-8)Stale Pretzels and STYX!
5/19 In OAKLAND super duper cool show at the Metro 2nd and BroadwayPOLKACIDE www.polkacide.comAs IS Brass Band$10.00 advance$12.00 at show
5/25 Rite Spot Cafe FREE 9PM Flapper Piano bar
5/26-5/28 Las Vegas Miss Exotic World PageantKitten MC's with Legend Lottie The Body Friday Night at the Celebrity TheaterKitten sings Sunday 5/28 at the Celebrity theater
5/31 Rite Spot Cafe 9-11PM Free Flapper Piano Bar
and NOW here is more information on 5/11's show!
BOHEMIAN BALKAN BELLYDANCE VAUDEVILLANY
VAGABOND OPERA,DR. ABACUS,THE SCENIC SISTERS ANDKITTY ON THE KEYS as the Musical Mistress of CeremoniesAT THE MAKE OUT ROOM MAY 11THSan Francisco
Thursday May 11th 2006
The Make Out Room
3225 22nd St. San Francisco, CA 94110 (415) 647 2888
12 dollars
From exotic Portland Oregon comes Vagabond Opera, on tour in Supportof their new Album!
Join us MAY 11th, for a Vintage Vaudeville Extravaganzafeaturing Vagabond Opera, (Portland, OR) Dr. Abacus Cartoon Jazzensemble, The Scenic Sisters tap-dancing duo, and Kitten on the Keys,one woman cabaret extraordinare!
VAGABOND OPERA based in the Pacific Northwest, yet encompassing theworld, delivers passionate offerings of Bohemian vaudvillany.Gut-bucket swing, Arabic belly dance, Tangos, Ukranian folk-punkballads, Klezmer and vigorous originals mingle with Absurdist,Bohemian, Neo-Classical and European Cabaret style, all played withskill, exuberance and a gritty vagabond edge."A surefire spectacle."[The Oregonian]
VAGABOND OPERA has shared stages with Al Franken, Brave Combo, theOregon Symphony, Circus Contraption and has appeared at the OregonCountry Fair, the Willamette Valley Folk Festival, and headlined onOregon Public Radio=92s LIVE WIRE.
"Vagabond Opera...a six-piece of alienated classicists and romanticbohemians. Gypsy music, opera, klezmer and cabaret come-ons minglelike "
Willamette Week
Email manager@vagabondopera.com
Web: www.vagabondopera.com
Telephone (503) 331-8544
Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, AccordionWhy not... she just got in a European coffee table book aboutBurlesque-two whole pages are devoted to our Lil kitty ! Striptease Histoire et Legendes
By Remy Fuentes absolutely GORGEOUS French book with tons of vintagephotos of French Music Hall Performers!

Also-if you like the Muddflappers......You may enjoy this upcoming show that has a vaudeville flavor.......(This is not a muddflappers show but our pals are in it so wethought you would like it!)
Look for Muddflappers to return to the stage SOON!
XXXXOOOOMiss Rodney and Kitten
BOHEMIAN BALKAN BELLYDANCE VAUDEVILLANY
VAGABOND OPERA,DR. ABACUS,THE SCENIC SISTERS ANDKITTY ON THE KEYS as the Musical Mistress of CeremoniesAT THE MAKE OUT ROOM MAY 11THSan Francisco
Thursday May 11th 2006
The Make Out Room
3225 22nd St. San Francisco, CA 94110 (415) 647 2888
12 dollars
From exotic Portland Oregon comes Vagabond Opera, on tour in Supportof their new Album!
Join us MAY 11th, for a Vintage Vaudeville Extravaganzafeaturing Vagabond Opera, (Portland, OR) Dr. Abacus Cartoon Jazzensemble, The Scenic Sisters tap-dancing duo, and Kitten on the Keys,one woman cabaret extraordinare!
VAGABOND OPERA based in the Pacific Northwest, yet encompassing theworld, delivers passionate offerings of Bohemian vaudvillany.Gut-bucket swing, Arabic belly dance, Tangos, Ukranian folk-punkballads, Klezmer and vigorous originals mingle with Absurdist,Bohemian, Neo-Classical and European Cabaret style, all played withskill, exuberance and a gritty vagabond edge."A surefire spectacle."[The Oregonian]
VAGABOND OPERA has shared stages with Al Franken, Brave Combo, theOregon Symphony, Circus Contraption and has appeared at the OregonCountry Fair, the Willamette Valley Folk Festival, and headlined onOregon Public Radio=92s LIVE WIRE.
"Vagabond Opera...a six-piece of alienated classicists and romanticbohemians. Gypsy music, opera, klezmer and cabaret come-ons minglelike "
Willamette Week
Email manager@vagabondopera.com
Web: www.vagabondopera.com
Telephone (503) 331-8544
Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

BITE ME Burlesque & Cabaret Show A Benefit for Kitten on the Keys! Friday, April 21st Two shows: 8:00pm and 10:00pm Donations of $10 at the door Madame Marachino's House Of Burlesque BITE ME Burlesque and Cabaret Show Friday, April 21st Two shows: 8:00pm 10:00pm $10.00 Benders Bar 806 S. Van Ness Avenue San Francisco Burlesque Superstar Showcase: Kitty Diggins (all the way from Los Angeles!) Kitten on the Keys MC and toothless wonder Cherry Lix Isis Star The Mudflappers Margot Montmartre Lady Monster Alotta Boutte Flying Fox Miss Rodney Ariyana le Fay Mr. Tinkler (from Polkacide and Flipper) The Paper Dolls Jukie Sunshine Scenic Sisters The Lollies Gorilla X Uni and Her Ukulele Twilight Vixen Revue DJ Delachaux And Much More, More, More!!! ______________________________________________________________________ Benders Bar 806 S. Van Ness Avenue San Francisco, CA 415-824-1800 www. bendersbar.com Silent Auction includes: Noir Photographer Jim Feierra Donated this to the Silent Auction! http://www.lafterhall.com/kitten_shoot.html Auction: A performance by Roky Roulette-SF's Hunky Jesus 2006! Flier Donated original artwork www.joshuaellingson.com Printing Donated by Rocket Postcards and MORE! THANKS everyone! Kitten On The Keys >^..^< www.kittymusic.com Variety Artist, Vaudeville, Cabaret Piano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

http://www.suzanneramsey.net/teeth2.htmlMadame Maraschino Presents a Special House of Burlesque to help get Kitten On The Keys getSIX new pearly whites!( I am so super grateful to everyone for this-THANKS! >^..^http://www.lafterhall.com/kitten_shoot.html Flier Donated original artwork www.joshuaellingson.com Printing Donated by Rocket Postcards and MORE! THANKS everyone, cast, crew, and audience!You can donate online with paypal from above link.SMILE!I am overwhelmed with gratitude to everyone's kindness during this lame ordeal of mine!Here's to mashed potatoes for the next 2 months!www.kittymusic.com

http://www.gmhc30.org/event.html
Kitten on the Keys (loves that Savage # cuz she don't need teeth!)Roky RouletteDiamond DaggersAlotta BouteDrag Gods and GoddessesVeronica KlausGlammamore (she made my outfits for Paris and Monte Carlo)and MANY MORE!
Roky and Kitten collaborate on something...... silly!
the Roda Stage2025 Addison Street (Berkeley Repertory Theater)Berkeley, CA 94704
Benefit for the Gay Men's Health CenterThe Gay Men's Health Collective of the Berkeley Free Clinic's 30th Anniversary Celebration!Host: Juanita More When: Monday, April 17, 2006 Time: 8:00PM - SHOW TIME 6:30PM - Pre-SHOW PARTY 9:30PM - After hours
Several Ticket Prices


Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

and later at 9:30Kitten on the Keys performs exceprts from her upcoming one woman showDOES THIS PIANO MAKE MY ASS LOOK Big?Comedy On The Square presents ALMOST CABERET featuring your host TONY SPARKS; the "Don" of the Bay Area AlternativeComedy Scene,LYNN RUTH MILLER - The "Sassy Septuagenarian"Fresh from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and MARK SILVERMAN with anything goes Musical Comedy from a ÒFolk Singer Gone BadÓ. Each week will also have surprise guests from the San Francisco Comedy/Music Scene.This coming weekend March 11 we are proud to have Suzanne Ramsey "aka" Kitten On The Keys as our special guest.See a short video of her here:http://www.comedyonthesquare.com/VideoCots/QuickTime7.htmlThe OFF MARKET THEATER GALLERY is part of theOFF MARKET THEATERS in the heart of the Yerba Buena Arts district.It's on Mission between 5th and 6th just 2 blocks from the Powell BART and also 2 blocks from the Metreon/Yerba Buena Center. The Gallery is an intimate 30 seat venue on the ground level.Details: Almost Cabaret Saturdays at 9:30pm March 4 to March 25Tickets: $15 Available at the door andOnline at www.comedyonthesquare.comInfo and reservations: 415-516-6524The Venue:OFF MARKET THEATER GALLERY965 Mission St.San Francisco, CA 94103

Balboa Movie Theater
3630 Balboa Street
San Francisco
7PM
10.00

BIRTHDAY BASH TICKETS NOW ON SALE
The Balboa Theatre will celebrate its 80th Birthday on Monday, February 27. Each year our Balboa Birthday Bash is a highlight of the film year as we recreate a night at the movies in 1926. It is a night to dress in your best period clothing and plan to see Rudolph Valentino and Vilma Banky in THE EAGLE. To learn more about the adventure, comedy and romance that awaits you,.
Nik Phelps is busy writing another original musical score to perform live with the fabulous Larry Dunlap on piano. Suzanne Ramsey , San Francisco's "It " Girl known as Kitten On the Keys, has some musical surprises and James Hamilton will provide some magical ones in our vaudeville show. There will be prizes, a special birthday cake created by Diane Boate and libations for all.
Tickets are now on sale at the Balboa box office. Only $10 a person gets you all the above and surprises to be revealed soon.

Hey there everyone! Happy New Year and Ground Hog Day! Whew-this new year has been one heck of a kooky crazy roller coaster ride! Performances have been slim because this little feline has been trying to take care of some pretty big messes left in her kitty glitter box! Looking for a new home! I need new teeth! (ick) Any help for someone on a muscians budget would be swell! I think I have to stay in the Bay Area for family right now. But let's forget the drama and move on to the FUN stuff! The New CD Project is a wee bit delayed but I am excited to say that I have some wonderful musical surprises in store for you- A Kitty Band! The FABULOUS Ukulele God Frank Novicki from APE, SF Famous Burlesque Orchestra and more is playing as well as fabulous drummer about town Mike Burns. These talented musicians will be joined by Punk Rock legends and more! So Excited! My paws are shakin'! Frank even wrote Kitten a jungle themed ditty she has been performing about town and abroad. The song "You Bring Out The Savage In Me" opened Cabaret New Burlesque in Paris ,France. Expect Flapperosity, Tiki Goodness, Hot Nut Swing, and the usual Kitten Shenanigans from the new CD out sometime this year! The One Woman Show is still on track: "Does This Piano Make My Ass Look Big?" Exceprts will be performed March 11th at Fred Anderson's Comedy Cabaret 3/11/06 in a small theater to be announced. Speaking of France- Kitten on the Keys returns to Europe in July/August. Stay tuned! Anyone with show ideas or collaborations-contact me at kittykeys@aol.com! Kitten on the Keys continues her saucy band ,The Mudd Flappers w/theChick with The Great Big Dick Rodney Austin. Thanks to all that came out to Little Minsky's in Jan. Kitten and Roky Roulette continue to collaborate on some daring sexy duos...... see them perform their marionette act at SF hot spot Supperclub.... a 5 course meal and wild performances IN BED! www.supperclub.com 2nd and Harrision 2/7 and 2/8 8 PM Dinner reservations a must! Special Valentine's Performances from Kitten and Roky 2/18 Watch for more KItten appearances @ Supperclub. It is kinda the studio 54 of the restarant set. One never knows what the theme or performances will be. The restaurant boasts some of the greatest hosts and hostesess in town! Stu from Bix has signed on full time and my fave drag princess EVER Princess Kennedy of Pepper Spray Fame. I adore working with her! 2/9/06 Rite Spot Cafe Kitten tickles the ivories 9PM Free New Songs 2099 Folsom at 17th www.ritespotcafe.com 2/18/06 Kitten tickles ivories at Martiott Hotel 5-8PM 4th Street Downtown SF Between Mission and Market Atrium Lounge If you like Styx and Sondheim and stale pretzels-this is for you! FREE with cocktails 2/27 Balboa Theater's 80th B-Day Party! www.balboamovies.com This WONDERFUL theater will be showing 1920's rare classics. Nik Phelps of the Sprocket Ensemble writes an original score! Kitten on the Keys plays pre show flapper classics. Magician James Hamilton and Kitten on the Keys perform vaudeville acts extroidinaire in the intermission! This always sells out so get there early! Libations and cake after the film! March will bring more fun songs and great shows! Thanks for being on this list! Love and kitty glitter, Kitten www.kittymusic.com