Fun slideshow- the many sides of Suzanne Ramsey aka Kitten on the Keys!
Fun kitty music by TWINK slideshow by Hiromi of Velocity Circus!
www.kittymusic.com

Kitten on the Keys STRIPPED bare!

Congrats to Kitten on the Keys and her one woman Show- DOES THIS PIANO MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG?

The Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence awarded her a grant towards her show in March at MAMA CALIZO's Voice Factory!

MORE info to come!
Photos of Saturnalia at Harvey's by the fabulous Larry Utley!

Looking for something different to do on Chistmas?
Anton LaVey- organist and famous Satanist's daughter Karla LaVey carries on a SF tradition:

BLACK X MASS 2008 - A San Francisco Tradition on Christmas
Karla LaVey's First Satanic Church presents the 11th Annual BLACK X MASS with the EXTRA ACTION MARCHING BAND, THE FUXEDOS, FLUFF GRRL, SASSY!!!, KITTEN ON THE KEYS (burlesque), Theremin Wizard Barney, Michael Peppe (Church of the SubGenius), The Devil Dancers, The Cloven Hoofers and special guest jam.
Where: THE ELBO ROOM - 647 Valencia @17th St. San Francisco, CA 94101
Date: Thursday, December 25, 2008
Time: 9:00 P.M. till closing (approx. 1:45 A.M.)
Admission: $10 (sliding scale)

NBC Bay Area Burlesque is BACK!
See kitten on the keys and others on TV!

New Photo by Hiroshi-thanks Rebel Shot Media

Kitten on the Keys is pictured in this Parisian Book on Ukulele by Cyril LeFebvre

New Photos BY Larry Utley

Kitten on the Keys pictured in Cyril LeFevre's Ukulele Book in France.

Accordion Squeeze Box Babes! Kitten is Miss MAY 2009! Order Now!
Category: Music

Subject: Kitten on the Keys MISS MAY 2009 Accordion Squeeze Box Babes

hhhhhhh Kitten on the SQUEEZE

A gal and her accordion!
If you love fun sexy musical pin ups and the accordion- then this 2009
calander is for you!

Kitten on the Keys is pleased to be MISS MAY 2009 in the Accordion
Babes Calander for the San Francisco Bay Area!
Thanks to the fabulous Alyssa McNutt and Don and Tracy for their
artistic genius.
I am a songbird enclosed in a giant cage forever singing and squeezin-
sculpture by Rosanna.

Comes with an awesome CD with a song by each Accordion Babe from the
San Francisco Bay Area.
Includes Mad Maggie, Big Lou, Yard Dogs Roadshow, Renee de la Parde and
MORE.

Please email KITTEN if you are interested in this UNIQUE calander/CD
for 2009!
kittykeys@aol.com
If interested we can do the whole PAY PAL thing.
Each one retails for $20.00 but I will be selling them for $15.00 plus
shipping. Shipping is approx 4.00 on ea one.
We can do pay pal
kittykeys@aol.com
or email me and we can do Money Order
There wil be a live concert of the Accordion Babes at Good Vibrations
in SF Valencia Street Dec 6th.
Many other events and live concerts in connection with the calander
will be released soon.
Details soon!

Enjoy! Keep Squeezin!

KITTEN
>^..^<

Subject: Kitten on the Keys MISS MAY 2009 Accordion Squeeze Box Babes

hhhhhhh Kitten on the SQUEEZE

A gal and her accordion!
If you love fun sexy musical pin ups and the accordion- then this 2009
calander is for you!

Kitten on the Keys is pleased to be MISS MAY 2009 in the Accordion
Babes Calander for the San Francisco Bay Area!
Thanks to the fabulous Alyssa McNutt and Don and Tracy for their
artistic genius.
I am a songbird enclosed in a giant cage forever singing and squeezin-
sculpture by Rosanna.

Comes with an awesome CD with a song by each Accordion Babe from the
San Francisco Bay Area.
Includes Mad Maggie, Big Lou, Yard Dogs Roadshow, Renee de la Parde and
MORE.

Please email KITTEN if you are interested in this UNIQUE calander/CD
for 2009!
kittykeys@aol.com
If interested we can do the whole PAY PAL thing.
Each one retails for $20.00 but I will be selling them for $15.00 plus
shipping.
There wil be a live concert of the Accordion Babes at Good Vibrations
in SF Valencia Street Dec 6th.
Many other events and live concerts in connection with the calander
will be released soon.
Details soon!

Be sure to catch Kitten on the Keys as the MC for Red Hots Burlesque 11/14
Featuring MINI Mariyln Manson!

Enjoy! Keep Squeezin!

KITTEN
>^..^<

Todays Blog includes slagging ATT.....and APPLE.
I bought an iPHONE 9/9 and was fairly happy with the results.
It cost me $200.00 plus $79.00 2 year protection and a case $35.00.
I paid with my debit card- no insurance on things when you buy it from your debit card.
I was able to leave my home and felt more social....because I could email from
the road. It helped my business life tremendously.

On Monday 10/27 after having the iphone 8 weeks....a HUGE man attacked me in the middle of the street
16th and Valencia at 12:30 in the afternoon and RAN straight to the projects..... He took my friggin phone!!!!
I am lucky he did not get my purse with my ID and keys but still this is such a pain in the ass.
I have a police report and I was enrolled in the victims of violent crime program.

I went to ATT to stop my service and to get a new iPHONE they are requesting $500.00 plus from me because I have
broken the contract. I did not do ANYTHING wrong-someone attacked me for the phone!

This story keeps going and going....you cannot insure an iPHONE and if you get attacked you will not get a break.
Crime is on the rise folks- DO NOT BUY A FANCY PHONE if you take MUNI and are out and about in public.
Someone is gonna get killed over an iPHONE and it sucks.

BOYCOTT ATT and APPLE until they can do something about this!

They are not there to help customers...just take their $$$$$$$$$$$$

Please read my interview on Jo Boobs BURLESQUE Daily!

I feel so neato! Thanks Jo for putting my craziness out there!

I am THRILLED tgo be MC'ing Teaseorama this weekend at Bimbos!

I just heard from my pal Loopy Lorna from Glasgow-
Kitten on the Keys is mentioned in a cool article with Dita von teese.

Also look for Kitten on the Kets at Cabaret Lunatique with El Vez Sat Oct 11th !

xxxooo
KITTEN

TEASEORAMA


"The Best of The Best in New Burlesque"
Announces TEASE-O-RAMA 2008 – one night ONLY in PORTLAND!
Presented by
Zumanity™ – The Sensual Side of Cirque Du Soleil
In Association with Hustler Hollywood
Good Gals Inc. and BUST Magazine

Tease-O-Rama—The World's PREMIERE International Burlesque Showcase and Convention— will be in Seattle for one night only! All the Glamour and Excitement you've come to expect from Tease-O-Rama—only MORE of it! Featuring: Dirty Martini (NYC), Catherine D'Lish (LA), The Devil-Ettes (SF), Michelle L'amour (Chicago), Lola the Vamp (Austrilia), Legend of Burlesque Satan's Angel, Northwest talent including Miss Indigo Blue, Tana the Tattooed Lady, Pervy Princesses, Sahara Dunes, Hottie McNaughty, Bella Beretta and many more burlesque cuties and your host for the evening directly from her European tour Kitten on the Keys!

The Brightest Stars in the Glittering Galaxy of burlesque return for "The Best of The Best in New Burlesque!" Jaw-dropping entertainment by night, "How to" classes by day! See the show this year—BE the show next year!

PRESS INQUIRIES, PECULIAR INFORMATION, AND JUST PLAIN DON'T KNOW WHO TO TALK TO:
Baby Doe
teaseorama2008@...
http://www.teaseorama.com

I have more exciting out of town shows to do!
One is in Liverpool on the 14th of August and the other is in Leeds Aug 2oth! Leeds will be a whole PUSSY themed event-exciting and right up my alley if you know what I mean!

I am so LUCKY these kind ladies wanna hire me to come to their towns to spread the Kitty Glitter Gospel!
THANKS!

I have been in Scotland for a couple of weeks now.....WHAT a gorgeous fun place.
Grateful to be here...thanks to Comedy on the Square. I have to do 2 shows a day with them.
Sometimes there is not audience but I have to travel one hour in and out each monring....OUCH!

I love where I am staying-my lovely friend Paul Darkstones has a beautifyl cottage off a manor
home in Pennicuik outside of Edinburgh. Getting to the shows on time is crazy because I am WAY in the country.
I have to walk down a foresty lane to a pasture and then to the bus stop in the middle of no where!
There are sheep along the walk and I love it.
I really could not be doing this if it were not for Paul ......

I took him to see the Tiger Lillies 7 Deadly Sins last night in the Spiegelgarden.
Loved the music and some of the acting a whole bunch. I love the band so much ever since Shockheaded Peter hit San francisco @ ACT...that was forever ago! Tonight they came to see their friend Ophelia Bitz in the Marquee de Sideshow and they got to hear me too! A bit of a struggle with the drunks but HEY nice to know your heros appreciate what you do.

Been meeting some fantatsic people. Frodo and Louise from Rhymes With Purple in Glasgow are fantatsic VERY talented folks who put on the Dr Sketchy's One Year Anniversary with the creatrix herself- Molly Crabapple-it was amazing to meet her.
Such a lovely and talented woman....wow! I got to hang with Carrie Glitter Critter who is always so good to me!I have been seeing my sweet Missy Malone here and there but not enough of her!
We have not been together since the DAMNED Twisted Cabaret tour in winter 07.

I was a guest of the ROCKIN' Ministry Of Burlesque 3 whole nights in a row! Thanks to Kittie and James and their posse of SUPER talented guests and friends I had an awesome time. The treated me with respect and kindess-plus they are just fun to hang with!
Dolores Delight was a "delight" to be with-she is super filthy dirty fun. So great to meet cool folks!

The Burlesque has been mixed-some really awesome stuff and some hmmmmm so so stuff. Kinda just like in the States.
Oh and Ophelia and I commented on ALL of the damn ukes...too many at the FRINGE! Not everyone can do a good job with them.

So far I have done a zillion shows: Sideshow (popped my Finge Cherry-thanks Paul L Martin), Bongo Club twice once as Compere!, Amazing Now You Can Juggle at the Zoo, All Star Comedy and Magic from SF, Minsirty of Burlesque High tease @ the Voodoo Rooms, Glasgow Dr Sketchy's Birthday, the Marquee de Sideshow and Hellfire Club....phew...tons of cool stuff!

First CD Baby and now-the UNIVERSE!

Finally my music is avilable on iTUNES-----
all those antique rarities had to be cleared and it took over a year.

So-
Kitty Muffins
(It's Not A) Pretty Princess Day
Saltry Meat Girl

are available on iTUNES , Napster, Rhapsody etc....
DOWNLOAD ME!
(and if you already have these CD's or songs...please write a review for me so other folks
might like it too! THANKS!)


Yipppeeeee

Kitten will be at the deYoung Musuem 5/2 w/ Velocity Circus
5/8 MC's Little Minsky's Third B-day Party all star cast
5/17 Solo show RRR Guernville Women's Weekend
5/18 MC BOMBSHELL Night Geurnville Alotta Boutte, Twilight Vixen's, Vixen Noir

5/31 Ad Werth Festival Closing Party UTRECHT. Netherlands

June-June20th Teatro Napoli Italy

AHHHHHHH

I can finally say that I am gonna go to a DIFFERENT country soon.
I guess it will be good to get away from here.
It is not fun in SF........So I guess I need a fun outlet.

http://www.teatrofestivalitalia.it/burlesque.html

Mi Mi le Meaux looks lovely in that picture. I sure hope her foot heals soon!
Many famous European STARS will be in the show! Kinda exciting!

I have been trying all week to make my MY SPACE look nice and presentable-getting
all the bells and whistles that take too long to upload-I hate that!

My pal Carrie sent me the cutest paper ephemera!

I also went out a lot this week...between working and actually leaving the HOUSE!
PLAYED FOR VINSANTOS, went to Tingle Tangle, wrote Dixie Evans a letter ( I miss her!)


Looking forward to my photo shoot with Jim Feierra next week!
He is my fave!

ooops...somehow I used the same picture twice!

For the Birmingham UK SHOW I plan on seeing Monty my pal who plays keyboards in the DAMNED!
Nice to know someone from the tour is coming out to see me perform.
That was so so so so FUN!

Captain Sensible as Susy Lollipop with Mi Mi le Meaux, Missy Malone, and Kitten.

The Twisted Cabaret Girls throw an AWESOME party in Cambridge! It's the whole GANG!
Captain, Monty, Dave Vanian and the TWISTED GIRLS!

WHEW-
Long time no Blog.
I have beenn doing a lot of shows here and there. Some fun...some not so fun.
When your homelife sucks....it can bleed over into your work-which is really bad.
Performing is usually such an awesome escape for me!

I leave for the UK tommorrow!
WOW-I cannot wait.
I metv this really great woman named who booked me for a 1920's party for her University.
Everyone knows how much I love the Tin Pan Alley era!
Gonna be a blast.
I cannot be naughty though-that's OK!

I have friends comming down from Scotland to hang out with!

Then I perform at the GLEE Club in Birmingham thanks to Al and Saffron of Candy Box Burlesque!
They are wonderful folks who do so much for the community!
This is the 3rd time there-but this will be a solo act!

YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kitten on the Keys new photos from FRANCE by Gerald Chaubaud!


That seems like a ZILLION years ago.......

xxxooo
KITTEN

WOW=
The day is so rainy! I know it rains harder other places in the world but this is crazy for San Francisco. I wonder what Ocean Beach looks like. Houses are gonna slide and trees are gonna crash.
I have not blogged in a long time-since the summer. My internet connection was too slow.
I adored the UK...the Twisted Cabaret Of The Damned was a success and everyone was nice to me. The age and fat thing for some reason does not apply in the UK. Very refreshing.
Enjoyed my time with Mi Mi le Meaux (foreinor sing OFF!) and Missy Malone from Scotland. (piiiiiiiiink cooooooooooter and TSP....I love that stinky burney stuff. My skin clears up the pimples so much faster now!

The New Year was fun ...I was in San Diego playing and then I met up with my pal Jaye.

Enjoy the pictures from the Twisted Cabaret...roadies, Mi Mi and Pinch, Missy , Captain Sensible's smacked pink ass and MORE!