Not a Burlesque show....but a fun trip back in time.....w. Buster Keaton and others!

For the 5th year in a row songstress Kitten on the Keys
pulls out
her flapperiest ditties of the PG-13 nature
and tickles the ivories to help celebrate the
Balboa's Movie Theater's Birthday. This is one of the last old movie houses left in San Francisco-
they have damn good pop corn and an awesome repitoire of films and it is in the Richmond District!

(Some of you may even remember Kitten, the Muddflappers, the Lollies and
the Scenic Sisters producing Sin in Soft Focus at the Balboa last year...in a horrible rainstorm!)

Be sure to check out the pianist Frederick Hodges who wrote the original score for the film! He is a world class pianist and composer!

For Immediate Release:

PRESS CONTACT
Gary Meyer (415) 290-8224 or garymey@yahoo.com
Photos and detailed background information are available upon request.

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BUSTER KEATON STARS AT BALBOA BIRTHDAY BASH
- Tuesday, February 27, 2007 -

Buster Keaton masterpieces will headline the Balboa Theatre’s 81st Birthday Bash on Tuesday, Feb. 27. SHERLOCK JR. follows the hilarious adventures of a movie theater projectionist (Keaton) who finds himself in the film he is projecting! In THE PLAYHOUSE Buster plays every single character -- cast, crew, orchestra and audience -- in a small vaudeville theater. Both classics will be screened in 35mm.

The films will be accompanied on piano by Frederick Hodges (http://www.frederickhodges.com/), playing an original score.

A Live Vaudeville Show features chanteuse Suzanne “Kitten on the Keys” Ramsey (http://www.suzanneramsey.net/ ) and Magician Extraordinaire James Hamilton (http://www.amazingmagicshow.com/Hamilton.htm).

Return to the silent era as we re-create a night at the movies in 1926.

Audience members are encouraged to wear period clothing.

Doors open at 6:45. Pre-Show at 7:00. Official program starts at 7:15.

Door Prizes! Birthday Cake! A fun time for all ages! There will be on-screen Surprises!

For more information go to: www.BalboaMovies.com

Learn all about Buster Keaton and the Damfinos Fan Club: http://www.busterkeaton.com/
General Admission: $12.00
Seniors and Children under 12 year: $9.00
Advance ticket sales are available at www.brownpapertickets.com/event/10302

Balboa Theatre
3630 Balboa Street (@37th Avenue)
San Francisco 93121

(415) 221-8184

www.BalboaMovies.com


Kitten On The Keys >^..^<
www.kittymusic.com
Variety Artist, Vaudeville, Cabaret
Piano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

Please check out these URL's to my you Tube Submissions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_5UUCWYDj0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1lAnOAqPD0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLWWMkM7JM

They are all kinda silly for all their own reasons!

XXXOO
KITTEN

Suzanne Ramsey, aka, Kitten on the Keys plants her butt on the piano bench at the Rite Spot Cafe, 2099 Folsom Street at 17th, San Francisco FREE 9PM, for a night of musical mayhem and FUN! New Songs! 1/25/07
Naughty piano bar shenanigans!Flapper Faves!Ukulele Strokin'!Silly Punk Rawk!Power Rock Ballads!Giggles and Guffaws!
Come get drunk and I will let you SING!
www.ritespotcafe.netDin dinLibations
CD's available for purchase!!!!!Cheapest Pussy in town folks!www.kittymusic.com

Kitten on the Keys is a last minute fill in for this show...seems everyone is ill....so see her in an evening gown being serious for once......
Oh and by the way, I will be fingering my own ivories and stroking my uke...
xxxxooo
Suz



For Immediate Release
Katya Presents…

“The Golden Years” songs of the 30’s and 40’sWhere: Martuni's 4 Velencia at Market, San Francisco 415-241-0205Sunday Jan. 21th at 7pm, Russian opera diva Katya Smirnoff-Skyy presents “The Golden Years”, an evening of classic songs from the 30’s and 40’s. Guests include on The Divine Kitten on the Keys, Margery Bailey, Alotta Boutte, Ethel Merman and the incomparable Veronica Clause with Matt Piatt on the ivory keys and Mr. Freddy at the door, this cabaret is a Martui’s favorite regularly pleasing sold-out crowds. Cover charge: $5.Martuni's, 4 Valencia Street (at Market). $5 cover. Russianoperadiva.com


Kitten On The Keys >^..^<
www.kittymusic.com
Variety Artist, Vaudeville, Cabaret
Piano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

FRIDAY, JANUARY 12THThe Riptide Tavern 3639 Taraval @ 47th Ave. 415-681-8433 Sunset District / 2 Blocks away from Ocean Beach - San Francisco D.J. WHAT'S HIS FUCK - Spinning old school punk rock and other gems. FREE / 21+ / From 9pm to 1:30am SPECIAL GUEST PERFORMER TONIGHT: KITTEN ON THE KEYS
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeyshttp://www.suzanneramsey.net/Kitten will be performing two sets tonight. One at 10:30pm and another at 12:00 midnight. KItten will tickle the ivories and your funnybone with her naughty monkeyshines.....the Sunset will never be the same!
KItten is always having a hard time transporting ukuleles, amps, keyboards, accrdions and the like all over town...now it's her time to shine in her own fog belt of a neighborhood! She's delighted to be dancing on the bar....flinging her bra and showing naughty bits to the audience who will have a blast with this type of wink wink nudge nudge entertainment! You do not always see wacky girls perform as Shirley Temple a top a bar...especially in the SUNSET!
Remember that this show is FREE.
(take the L-Train to within half a block of the bar....it does run all night)
Hope to see you there!
XXXXOOOKITTEN
Kitten On The Keys >^..^<http://www.kittymusic.com/Variety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

http://www.burlesque-expo.com/make_some_noise.php
KITTEN CANNOT MAKE IT TO BOSTON BUT HER MU SIC CAN!

Rite Spot Cafe 11/2 9PM FREE 2099 Folsom at 17th SF KItten tickles the Ivories and MORE!
Piano Bar Flapper Rock Shenanigans Dirty Ditties and Classic RAWK
Kitten on the Keys writes cute, clever, and kinky ditties to stir your nethers and tickle your funny bone! She's the Punk Rock Betty Boop!
Libations and Din Din!
www.ritespotcafe.net www.kittymusic.com
UPCOMING Musical and Burlesque Performances:
11/3 Sand Box Gallery 535 Minnesota St SF CA 415-550-8732DADA photo Exhibit w/ performaces by-6-9 PM w/ Kitten, One Man Banjo, Dedicationswww.sandboxstudio.com
11/9 When Ukes Cry all ukulele tribute to Prince!Uke ApocolypsePurple Rain lp-start to finish on UKES!Kitten and Koz strokes their ukes for your pleasureRickshaw Stop SF
SAVE THE DATE FOR THIS BIG SHOW! Thursday Nov 16thDNA Lounge $15.00 dubloons
Bawdy Island A south Seas , Pirate Review and MORE!Burlesque Hullabaloohttp://www.shipdisturbers.com/(check out the great artwork)ALL LIVE MUSIC by the Ship Disturbersfeaturing kitten on the Keys, Koz, members of Kehoe Nation , polkacide,and MORE
Mr Tinkler and KItten with FILTHY Sailor songs and hapa haole Hawaiian #'sCherry Lix and the Twilight Vixen RevueBottoms Up BurlesqueBettina May from CanadaGorilla XMC Cap'n KingfishEddie DaneCarol Queen Roxy ShocksLol and Nancy the Mushuganins and MUCH MORE
www.dnalounge.com
Hope to see you at some of these shows!
XXXXOOOOKITTEN
PS I have re released selected Songs from my first two CD's-plus Kitten live and more..alternative versions of #'s lotsa Sin Pan Alley and Kitten originals ...18 SONGS many of you have never heard before....This special edition is handmade with love and only 25 numbered copies have been made. A collector's item for the true Kitten on the Keys fan.It is called HAPPY KITTY GIRL !!!!!! and is available for 15.00 plus shippping and handling email me if you are interested kittykeys@aol.com

Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

Oct 27thNashville, TNwww.katyk.comCannery Ballroom1 Cannery Row Nashville's Historic District(615) 251 3020
Advance ticket's available at Katy K's Ranch Dressing(615) 292-4242
The Spooktacular Studio Fifty Gore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Starring Dirty Martini from NYC Miss Exotic World!Kitten on the Keys from SF musical mistress of CeremoniesPanty Raid!Miss Lolly PopKicky La RueLady & the TrampsMelba Toastand many more!
Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

EVENT: Los Straitjackets and the world famous pontani sisters twist party! featuring kaiser george + kitten on the keys Tickets: $16 door/ $14 adv. Doors: 8pm
Polk Street Red Devil Lounge1695 Polk Street In San Francisco!www.reddevillouge.com
advance tickets from ticket web:http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=sfbay&query=detail&event=688641&interface=reddevil

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20THSCOTT ALCOHOLOCAUST'S BIRTHDAY SHOWAlcoholocaust PresentsAnnie's Social Club 917 Folsom Street @ 5th Street San Francisco COOKIE MONGOLOID (Headliner)http://www.wearemongoloid.com/cookie/index.html TEXAS THIEVEShttp://www.myspace.com/texasthieveshttp://texasthieves.com/ KITTEN ON THE KEYShttp://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeyshttp://www.suzanneramsey.net/ LOVE SONGShttp://www.myspace.com/lovesongshttp://www.thelovesongs.com/Doors open at 9pm / Show at 10pm$7.00 Admission / 21+

The Devil-Ettes present... Come Go-Go with Us! Saturday, September 30th Take a Trip to Go-Go Heaven, Courtesy of The Devil-Ettes! Ready for Take Off! Join The Devil-Ettes, San Francisco's own all-female synchronized Go-Go dancetroupe, as they celebrate 8 years of go-go madness! These sparkly-hornedsweeties promise a turbulent flight all night, alright! Groove to the best in60s surf and garage, PLUS a special LIVE performance by the Winner of TheDevil-Ettes Song Contest-The Fleagles! Welcome Aboard. Be prepared for a little bouncin' and bumpin' with the fringe-shaking,synchronized dance routines of The Devil-Ettes-guaranteed to freak you outwith their first-class sass! After we reach a comfortable cruising altitude,sit back, relax and enjoy our in-flight entertainment: a unique tribute toThe Devil-Ettes by San Francisco's surf rockers The Copper Tones, Kitten onthe Keys, The Scenic Sisters, The Paper Dolls, Uni & her Ukelele, TheMuddflappers, and DJ Neel Kizmiaz. We ask that you please make sure yourtrays are in their upright position when we introduce the Winner of TheDevil-Ettes Song Contest: all the way from Los Angeles the killer thermin'totin' 60s style garage band The Fleagles! Travel in Style. Pack your party passport and your BEST Go-Go or Travel get up, because we'reawarding a SURPRISE to the most fab outfit. Duty free and no need to declareat customs! Your Itinerary: Saturday, September 30th 12 Galaxies, 2565 Mission Street @ 22nd St., San Francisco, CA (415) 970-9777Doors at 8pm. Show departs at 9pm sharp! Roundtrip Ticket: Just a dozen smackers! ($12), $10 in advance FREE In-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT: The Fleagles won the Devil-Ettes' song contest and will play thisGo-Go-licious song they created for us as well as a whole bunch of otherrambunctious garage rock stompers. The first 50 San Francisco area folks whoemail the Fleagles at: stubbo2000@earthlink.net will be mailed a FREE FLEAGLES CD !!!!!

No where to go post Folsom Street Fair? 9/24Come to Martuni's @ 7PMKilebasiaKitten on the Keys'Katya Smirnoff Skyy 5 BUCKSAccordions, pianos, opera, and ukes.....3 redheads that all spell trouble....4 Valencia Street @ Market 415-241-0205www.kielbasia.comwww.kittenonthekeys.netwww.russianoperadiva.com

http://i3.tinypic.com/25z2tnd.jpgThanks to Vivienne Vavoom -Scholor, Burlesque Starlet, author, and founder of Burlesque As It Was in Denver..........Kitten is returning to Colorado (and hopes to meet Big Gay Al in South Park) and bringing' her uke , grass skirt, and potty mouth for a sexy Tiki Burlesque Show at Lannie's Clocktower 9/15 and 9/16! 20 smackersWigglin' Wahine's Poi oh Poi!!A solo Betty Boop goes punk w/ Grand piano and Uke featuring some Kinky Kute and Clever Toe Tapping originals from Kitten for a mere 5 BUCKS Sunday Night 9/17!Kitten merch available!Yipppeeeee DOOOOODLE!http://www.lannies.com/Also-I got banned from the Sf Chronicle 96 hours podcast even though they picked the material....what is happening to SF? JEEZE.....Folsom Street Fair and leather and kink is all around....jeepers!But thanks to the fabulous burlesque legend Satan's Angel..... I am listed in the UK Mag BIZARRE as one of her top 10 songs to have sex too.........pg 26 in the Serx issue (the one with the w/ battle of the midget KISS cover bands.....)cuz it's fun to laugh while getting filthy!THANKS ANGEL!Thanks Michelle Baldwin!Can't wait to travel to Denver for three FUN SHOWS! Meow a licious dreams-KITTENKitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion

KItten got to have fun with Uni and her Ukulele today.
Uni is shooting a fun music video for one of her songs and I got to play a bitchy dancing teacher with Los Hermanas Tweekies in the DEEP SUNSET!
It was a fun roller skating pink extravaganza!


San Francisco's Musical Snack treat with the moist and creamy center, multi talented Kitten on the Keys, hits the Rite Spot Cafe 7/27,9PM, Thursday FREE!Flapper Faves and rippin'ragtime!Classic rock and musical monkeyshines galore!Good ol' piano bar vibe.nosh on a Rite Spot BurgerLibationswww.ritespotcafe.netwww.kittymusic.com
Kitten will have buttons and CD's for sale that night to help with her Denturama BILL!

Hey there-You are invited to come hear Kitten on the Keys play her sassy songs at the Rite Spot Cafe2099 Folsom Street at 17th9PMFREEwww.ritespotcafe.net
www.kittymusic.com
photo by supersnail

Hapy Happy All!Miss Kitten on the Keys and Rodney from the Muddflappers Request a little bit of love from the performing arts comminity:we need asssistance with this fabulous contest in the San Francisco Bay Guardian Best Of The Bay Awards:
http://www.sfbg.com/vote/
Kitten on the Keys...for best of burlesque....... why? OK-so she not a very good dancer but an outragesou idea and costume person who heck just loves to have a good ol time!She's vertsaltile,-loveable and goofy- she's traveld the world-esp to Paris where she is featured in a coffee table sized book and is profiledas the musical MC for Burlesuefest in the USA and Canada,Hosted Teaseorama 3 times, Hosted the Legends Night at Miss Exotic World including this year in VEGAS, recorded 3 CD's on her own CD label, won best costume award at MEW for 2005, won a Golden Patstie Award at the NEW YORK Burlesfest, was profiled in Smimmy Magazine-quikie shots of her are on Top Chef on Bravo and an upcoming MTV show, lost a bunch of teeth and was awarded with an amzing outrouring of LOVE from the community and continues to strip out her teeth and MUCH MORE!
Voting ends 6/20/06 (Kitten's birthday!)
While at it.... why not vote for best band... the MUDD Flappers...kitten's new band with Rodney Austin-the chick with the great big DICK. 1920's hilrious toe tapping melodies with Kitten on Uke, piano backing vocals and accordion!
You know Rodney and I appreciate this SO VERY VERY MUCH!
LOve to all who can help us out!
XXXXOOOOOKITTEN on the Keys and the Mudd Flapperswww.kittymusic.com

I want to be in a john waters movie.
HMMMM how can that happen?
I guess I am not young and pretty or goofy enough for him

The accordion is funny.Kitten's pianistic paws trying to play fancy pants piano is REALLY funny.KItten tries to be tragically funny becasue she looks like a crack ho with her missing teeth and jokes about STYX and their smalltight pants. Will the FCC stop her? Find out! Be in the STUDIO or watch cable 26 6/17!
Hey all you funny music lover, likers, and toleraters!
LAUGH LOCALLY: Yep, we tape a new show this friday the 16th at 7:00. Our guests include the sultry accordion and piano princess, Kitten on the Keys, (http://www.suzanneramsey.net), the comedy of Eric Peterson (http://epeterson.com), Chris Remmers, and Christine Parker, and "speed painting" by JAO. Taped at PCT studios, at 540 Crespi Drive, Pacifica CA. 650 355-8000. Broadcast the next night at 10:00 on PCT 26.
SAVE PUBLIC ACCESS:California's public access televison is in danger. The state assembly has passed HR2987, which would kill funding for public access. The vote goes to the state senate in a few days. Go to http://www.savepublicaccess.com to learn more. Or you could just sit on your butt and watch "Friends" reruns...for the rest of your life!
PODCAST:I have joined the ranks of the pod people with my own podcast featuring the many bay area funny music acts I have worked with over the years. The first one is up now and the second will be in a few days. Go to:http://www.ianbutlermusic.com/laugh-locally/laugh-locally-podcast.xml for the official itunes page.

Sacrificial Lamb Suzanne Ramsey June 4, 2006
Sung to the music of a Chinese Restaurant

(new song from the upcoming one woman show-Does this piano make my ass look big?)

There's something wrong I fear
Save the family Kitty Dear
Mom's a washed up actress
Best career move on a matress
Sinks full of dirty dishes
And Babies Dirty Britches
Get us out of this predicament
From this filthy tenement
Nibbling Bon Bon Dad
No Alimony, NO PONY!
Bedroom Icicle
He prefers tots on a tricycle
I'll get real high on hooch
Then Sell my lil Cooch
Catch a buzz on ripple
as they nibble my budding nipples
I'll never never cry
as the drops ooze down my thighs
icky icky DOC
My lambchop He will POP
Shiff my wee cream puff
Hairy dudes in the BUFF
Slimy toughs from the sewer
My ass gets black and bluer
That man he does lear
As he sticks it in my rear
That slobby sweaty bloke
My Innocence he will poke
Down there should be bare
The customers all care
I pray to Jesus,
While staring at the ceiling ( I see bunnies and kitties and ponies and
hamsters and fluffy clouds that look like marshmellow smiles.....)
Yucky car dealer
He's a bottom feeder
Everybody Knows
Where the clown's red knows grows
Clamor for the camera
My Lil girlie glamour
Close my eyes real tight
Badness go away tonight
Sticky bun delight
Close my eyes with fright
I'm the sacrificial LAMB
FOR GENITAL CRAM

Wooo hooooo!What a fantastic trip to Vegas for Exotic World!I heart everyone I worked with! THANKS!Am I a lucky gal or what? I got to hang with the coolest folks ever!So much amazing talent! Thanks to everyone! And Congrats!
I am back to work Vegas voice or not.....
TONIGHT 5/31 Kitten on the Keys at the Rite Spot Cafe!FREE2099 Folsom at 17th9PMwww.ritespotcafe.netFlapper Faves and Power Rock Ballads!Naughty Sin Pan Alley and MORE!
June 1,2,4 SUPPERCLUBwww.supperclub.comEurotrash 5 course meal and wacky performances by Princess Kennedy and MORE!I am the mad merry milkmaid who will verbally abuse you in a cage! ( and I get paid to do this!) Supper starts at 8PM..... in bed......
June 3rd ACE JUNKYARD with Cookie MongoloidThe Speed Metal Cookie Monster and Kitten on the Keysteam up for a senstive ballad about the LETTER C.Sesame Street Gone WRONG!
A HORRIBLE DANGEROUS JUNKYARD PARTYSAT. JUNE 3, 8:30 pm
COOKIE MONGOLOIDdeath metal cookie monster tributehttp://www.wearemongoloid.com/cookie/index.php
BINKYmistresses of metalhttp://www.binky.tv/
MONGOLOIDnot Devo, just an amazing mutationhttp://www.wearemongoloid.com/mongoloid/index.htm
WIFEY
DJ BIG DADDY
plus CYCLECIDE rides and contraptionshttp://www.cyclecide.com/
ACE AUTO JUNKYARD2255 mckinnon ave, SF(near bayshore bl and cesar chavez st, hubcap throwfrom bayshore burger king)
$5a benefit for the cyclecide pedal powered zeppelinproject
wear sensible footwearrides to bart available to deal with mid-night baybridge closure
June 8th Little Minsky's!Club Deluxe on Haight StreetSuper fun fun show!Kitten MC's and her darling 1920's gender bending duo The Muddflappers performScenic SistersMargot MonmatreLegend Isis Starr and much much more!
June 10th! The EAGLE SOMADaytime beer bust with leather daddies!I have a new song from my one woman show (Does this piano make my ass look big?) called Leather Daddy!It even has a butttocks solo!Sexy Bare Chest Calander Circus BenefitThese fabulous muscle boyz asked me to perform again this year at their circuscalander unveiling! Who will be Mr Bare Chest 2007? (kitten is sqealing....)
June 16th Shimmy Magazine/Boom Boom release Party in LA.Hey kids! this is my Birthday weekend celebration!More Info soon!www.shimmymagazine.comwww.itsachick.com
June 22nd Rite Spot Cafe2099 Folsom at 17thFlapperosity9PM FREE
And if all goes right... drum roll please..... NEW TEETH by the end of JUNE!
XXXXXOOOOOMeowalicious Dreams!
Kitten On The Keys >^..^<www.kittymusic.comVariety Artist, Vaudeville, CabaretPiano, Ukulele, Vocals, Accordion